ITT I will tell you who I think molested you as a young child based on science

Figgly Wiggly · 12-22-2013, 04:17 AM

srs

Swerve · 12-22-2013, 11:33 AM

Go. You'll totally never get it right.

PancakeBrah · 12-22-2013, 11:37 AM

Figurative

Witty · 12-22-2013, 02:00 PM

I molested myself as a young child.

Sharp · 12-22-2013, 03:07 PM

Science me

Figgly Wiggly · 12-22-2013, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Figurative

As a smart young cake, your 4th grade teacher, Mr. Chip took quite a liking to you. He told you that you'd be a great doctor or scientist or some shit like that. After school, you'd stay in Mr. Chips class and discuss all sorts of things. Mr. Chip loved you. And one day, he stepped outside of his classroom to use the restroom. Then a big black nigger ran inside and molested the shit out of you.

Figgly Wiggly · 12-22-2013, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I molested myself as a young child.

An upperclassmen at your school made you pick up iris spring bars of soap off of the floor in the school shower as he tapped you on the ass with his cock. His name was Deyshaun OReilly

Figgly Wiggly · 12-22-2013, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

Science me

Your grandma. She'd get trained by a bunch of black dudes and when she fell asleep they touched and played jazz music

Figgly Wiggly · 12-22-2013, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Swerve

Go. You'll totally never get it right.

Your uncle or something

Swerve · 12-22-2013, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig Jr.

Your uncle or something

It was your mother and I liked it, faggot.

Ghost1 · 12-22-2013, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig Jr.

As a smart young cake, your 4th grade teacher, Mr. Chip took quite a liking to you. He told you that you'd be a great doctor or scientist or some shit like that. After school, you'd stay in Mr. Chips class and discuss all sorts of things. Mr. Chip loved you. And one day, he stepped outside of his classroom to use the restroom. Then a big black nigger ran inside and molested the shit out of you.

Well that took an unexpected turn :/

Figgly Wiggly · 12-23-2013, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BagcakeBrah

Well that took an unexpected turn :/

You wore a red hoody as you walked to take some baked goods down the street to your grandma's house. What you found was a big sweaty black man dressed up as your grandma. "What large lips you have," "shut up nigga, touch my balls"

12-23-2013, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Fig Jr.

"What large lips you have," "shut up nigga, touch my balls"

LOL

Deaaaad x8

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