eminem is the only mc with flawless rhyme schemes

ronnietheking · 10-24-2013, 05:23 PM

when i say flawless rhyme schemes i mean matching syllable counts inners
different rhyme schemes more then one syllable rhyming actually not rhyming the same word rhyming shit that is not perfect.

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Meth · 10-24-2013, 05:25 PM

Can you stop on your way home and get me a Mtn Dew

Thanks bro

ronnietheking · 10-24-2013, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth

Can you stop on your way home and get me a Mtn Dew

Thanks bro

no bro stop trolling.

dead man · 10-24-2013, 05:27 PM

eminem is dead, his clone is ill though

Ghost1 · 10-24-2013, 05:27 PM

Ronnie the king.

Thank god ur back breh.

Meth · 10-24-2013, 05:27 PM

All I'm saying is Patricia Heaton was at least a 7 in her day . You don't need to get so upset.

Zen · 10-24-2013, 05:28 PM

Commas, man. Learn to use them.

TYSON · 10-24-2013, 05:33 PM

Lil b>>>

Answer · 10-24-2013, 05:42 PM

Oh jesus. This guy is a troll, do not feed

ronnietheking · 10-24-2013, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

Oh jesus. This guy is a troll, do not feed

oh lord yo trolling ass is on here ignore list.

Ghost1 · 10-24-2013, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

Oh jesus. This guy is a troll, do not feed

....

good eye.

10-24-2013, 05:23 PM	#1
ronnietheking truth.com Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: palestine texas Posts: 65 Rep Power: 0	eminem is the only mc with flawless rhyme schemes when i say flawless rhyme schemes i mean matching syllable counts inners different rhyme schemes more then one syllable rhyming actually not rhyming the same word rhyming shit that is not perfect. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [EWWW!] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

10-24-2013, 05:25 PM	#2
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489507	Can you stop on your way home and get me a Mtn Dew Thanks bro __________________ Crystal

10-24-2013, 05:27 PM	#4
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,465 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	eminem is dead, his clone is ill though __________________ Zack Wicks for president

10-24-2013, 05:27 PM	#6
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489507	All I'm saying is Patricia Heaton was at least a 7 in her day . You don't need to get so upset. __________________ Crystal

10-24-2013, 05:28 PM	#7
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	Commas, man. Learn to use them.

10-24-2013, 05:33 PM	#8
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,985 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089119	Lil b>>>

10-24-2013, 05:42 PM	#9
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,675 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 12534701	Oh jesus. This guy is a troll, do not feed