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ELITE 8: JAY WELSH vs BARCOTIC - JAY WELSH WINS 5-3!
Welcome back, mutherfuckers! We enter round two of Hot or Thot 2018 with a field of just eight battlers remaining. The Elite Eight. The name is pretty boring, but it’s been used right throughout texts tourney history so we’ve decided to stick with it. The Hateful Eight seems a more obvious/better choice to me personally but hey, I’m a Tarantino fan, that’s to be expected. So onto business, we’ve halved the field and now we’re left with just the cream of the crop remaining here. There will be no easy battles from here on out. This is strictly business. Show up, or shut up. It’s that simple. If you don’t have the bars, you’ll be going home. We need that cutthroat shit we all love to read. We lost some heavy hitters last round, so if you’re still here you best be willing to prove that you’ve earned that spot and solified your spot with gorillas. If you’ve made it this far, you surely know by now what’s expected of you all. This is the business end of the tournament, right here! The forum has had some crazy interest from all across the board, some of last rounds battles were so close they had 600+ views a piece! So your audience is there, you just gotta give ‘em something worth reading. This is where legends are made. Once more, I give props to everyone who helped made last round the success it was, that’s from the battlers themselves through to the voters who helped keep things moving along even though they weren’t involved. Much respect to all you motherfuckers man, I see you on that shit. Last round had some crazy ass tight battles and needed 10+ votes a piece to resolve them which is pretty much unheard of in text nowadays especially. That’s enough back-slapping though, lets get back to slapping motherfuckers down lyrically and fatshaming their ex-girlfriends… Rules: 10 lines min 20 lines max (Unless agreed with opponent) Agree to match line limit with opponent Check-ins are advised DUE DATE: Next Tuesday 5pm UK time. The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans. LETS GET IT IN!!!!!!!!! @Barcotic @Jay Welsh
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U didnt take that picture bitch found a stranger to take her pic in the city for fun & that dress she wore was handy..for wiping jizz after giving him 1 the shame's made her insane n very 'to hell w. this' submerged in guilt, she somehow came out wearing a jellyfish no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile she's pushin for mine, but look- a reminder... Barberries his d in pussy n wuld rather fuck the bushes behind her the ability to see's all i need for destroying this a little Whittle get me far, im just waiting for the jumanji plant to eat the annoying bitch some loner's indulging, while im totally holding blinks if i robbed her for that bag, i promise u id hope for exploding ink if u laid pipe, u hate life and u'll STAY wifin' dumb birds she a kneeslapper, 'cept it looks like an mma fighter punched hers tbh she needs a bed or something. i said it cuz its fact, b ur expresso hard for attention, its mila kunis on 11 cups of caffeine naw, this is rude. i give props if its due, n look she's a great catch, unfortunately u forgot to remove the hook yes ok, i edit my bars for days when i write 'em down i hav probs w my diss order, least i dont starve to stay under 90lbs twenty. Last edited by Barcotic; 03-13-2018 at 04:25 AM. |
03-13-2018, 03:14 PM | #4 |
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Her face though, her dad should of grabbed a coat hanger an played abortionist Facial features so out of proportion its like her bone structures a fuckin contortionist The last pic, 2trip picked up she was like 12 an this ones just as sickening Fugly sluts still a kid.. bet it was a struggle goin out with her an never 'fittin in' Heard you write bars for days, i keyed this geek a hours work cus its all hes worth Your such a nerd he saw this birds bikini an said the Ns missing from the word Fuck a glass jaw that nose been shattered more then a molotov Her heritage is such a kick in the face her nose broke to the sound of Masel Tov! Scraggy hair but keen to bare all, plus she sucks for hours If she a dirty bitch, makes sense shes jewish cus she clearly hates a shower Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare Lights camera action for lil miss tits smaller then her nose The flash such a eyesore even her own eyes are fucking squintin closed She dont need support, thats a double entendre right there Cus she put up the blinds but im going all in on her small pair This aint aeros girl, so whys ya girls grill barking like he'd eat her Head with enough canines to make Cerebus slow it's growl to a whimper Im frying this bird like the colonel, but feelin kinda awkward Cus i asked for a 2 piece thats hot and saucy, in other words this isnt what I ordered |
03-13-2018, 06:57 PM | #5 |
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bitch found a stranger to take her pic in the city for fun
& that dress she wore was handy..for wiping jizz after giving him 1 (Dated concept but applicable. Ok open) the shame's made her insane n very 'to hell w. this' submerged in guilt, she somehow came out wearing a jellyfish (Not that effective of an observation tbh . I see the resemblance just wasn't funny or hard to me) no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile (Clean. More self props than anything but I like it) she's pushin for mine, but look- a reminder... Barberries his d in pussy n wuld rather fuck the bushes behind her (Lol k) the ability to see's all i need for destroying this a little Whittle get me far, im just waiting for the jumanji plant to eat the annoying bitch (Nahhh) some loner's indulging, while im totally holding blinks if i robbed her for that bag, i promise u id hope for exploding ink (Why tho) if u laid pipe, u hate life and u'll STAY wifin' dumb birds she a kneeslapper, 'cept it looks like an mma fighter punched hers (K) tbh she needs a bed or something. i said it cuz its fact, b ur expresso hard for attention, its mila kunis on 11 cups of caffeine (K cool) naw, this is rude. i give props if its due, n look she's a great catch, unfortunately u forgot to remove the hook (Ha) yes ok, i edit my bars for days when i write 'em down i hav probs w my diss order, least i dont starve to stay under 90lbs (Nah) 3 quotes .. Maybe 4 Her face though, her dad should of grabbed a coat hanger an played abortionist Facial features so out of proportion its like her bone structures a fuckin contortionist (Ehh ) The last pic, 2trip picked up she was like 12 an this ones just as sickening Fugly sluts still a kid.. bet it was a struggle goin out with her an never 'fittin in' (K pretty coo) Heard you write bars for days, i keyed this geek a hours work cus its all hes worth Your such a nerd he saw this birds bikini an said the Ns missing from the word (Idgi) Fuck a glass jaw that nose been shattered more then a molotov Her heritage is such a kick in the face her nose broke to the sound of Masel Tov! (Ehh) Scraggy hair but keen to bare all, plus she sucks for hours If she a dirty bitch, makes sense shes jewish cus she clearly hates a shower (Nice) Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare (Lmao lotb) Lights camera action for lil miss tits smaller then her nose The flash such a eyesore even her own eyes are fucking squintin closed (Ok) She dont need support, thats a double entendre right there Cus she put up the blinds but im going all in on her small pair (Doooope poker line) This aint aeros girl, so whys ya girls grill barking like he'd eat her Head with enough canines to make Cerebus slow it's growl to a whimper (Lol Welsh going innn) Im frying this bird like the colonel, but feelin kinda awkward Cus i asked for a 2 piece thats hot and saucy, in other words this isnt what I ordered (Wtffff Lmaooo) This is really fkn close Jays misses were lines I either didn't get or were underwhelming Barcs misses weren't as bad . I just didn't rock with em Jay stsrted off rocky but then started throwing out bangers I'm dead @ clean ex I'm dead @ the cetebus angle I'm dead @closer im dead I'm dead Barc had barberries hook/catch n 19 percent but the latter was more like look my dick is big n she can't take it I honestly think jay did more of the clowning here if I'm being 100 I got Jay with the upset V/jay Edit: oh I get the nbl line now Welsh jeez I'm retarded xD
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03-13-2018, 07:23 PM | #6 |
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bitch found a stranger to take her pic in the city for fun
& that dress she wore was handy..for wiping jizz after giving him 1 the shame's made her insane n very 'to hell w. this' submerged in guilt, she somehow came out wearing a jellyfish Wasn't mad on the first one, the follow up was alright. no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile lulzyeh this was good (lotv) she's pushin for mine, but look- a reminder... Barberries his d in pussy n wuld rather fuck the bushes behind he tied in clean but light the ability to see's all i need for destroying this a little Whittle get me far, im just waiting for the jumanji plant to eat the annoying bitch meh some loner's indulging, while im totally holding blinks if i robbed her for that bag, i promise u id hope for exploding ink this is nonsensical but i know what you meant. if u laid pipe, u hate life and u'll STAY wifin' dumb birds she a kneeslapper, 'cept it looks like an mma fighter punched hers not really tbh she needs a bed or something. i said it cuz its fact, b ur expresso hard for attention, its mila kunis on 11 cups of caffeine this was pretty good naw, this is rude. i give props if its due, n look she's a great catch, unfortunately u forgot to remove the hook light but okay yes ok, i edit my bars for days when i write 'em down i hav probs w my diss order, least i dont starve to stay under 90lbs lulz this was pretty good vs Her face though, her dad should of grabbed a coat hanger an played abortionist Facial features so out of proportion its like her bone structures a fuckin contortionist would a landed cleaner with out the fucking but decent The last pic, 2trip picked up she was like 12 an this ones just as sickening Fugly sluts still a kid.. bet it was a struggle goin out with her an never 'fittin in' meh Heard you write bars for days, i keyed this geek a hours work cus its all hes worth Your such a nerd he saw this birds bikini an said the Ns missing from the word okay could of made harsher Fuck a glass jaw that nose been shattered more then a molotov Her heritage is such a kick in the face her nose broke to the sound of Masel Tov! lulz rhyme a bit rough though i would of dropped the a and went with molotovs Scraggy hair but keen to bare all, plus she sucks for hours If she a dirty bitch, makes sense shes jewish cus she clearly hates a shower was okay just a bit of a lazy jew flip Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare lulz this and 19% were lotb's for me Lights camera action for lil miss tits smaller then her nose The flash such a eyesore even her own eyes are fucking squintin closed bit basic again if flash was a double meaning it needed fittin better She dont need support, thats a double entendre right there Cus she put up the blinds but im going all in on her small pair tied in well okay This aint aeros girl, so whys ya girls grill barking like he'd eat her Head with enough canines to make Cerebus slow it's growl to a whimper lulz this was pretty good Im frying this bird like the colonel, but feelin kinda awkward Cus i asked for a 2 piece thats hot and saucy, in other words this isn't what I ordered tied in well here flip was good This was a pretty solid battle. Both had some bars. The one's i underlined were my favourites and i got it 3 a piece. Barc had the cleaner verse ut i fet overall jay came with better angles. From whats left i got molotovs vs jellyfish, again jellyfish cleaner but molotov got more of a reaction from me. From whats left as i go through it i just felt jay was harsher and used the pic slightly better. Barc your mechanic are always for the most part on point but jays weren't bad enough for that to sway it back for me. Vote / jay walsh Last edited by Enbombz; 03-13-2018 at 07:26 PM. |
03-13-2018, 07:25 PM | #7 |
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no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile
her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile self hype, but nice. she's pushin for mine, but look- a reminder... Barberries his d in pussy n wuld rather fuck the bushes behind her vs Her face though, her dad should of grabbed a coat hanger an played abortionist Facial features so out of proportion its like her bone structures a fuckin contortionist Fuck a glass jaw that nose been shattered more then a molotov Her heritage is such a kick in the face her nose broke to the sound of Masel Tov! Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare yeeeooooo! shleeep! She dont need support, thats a double entendre right there Cus she put up the blinds but im going all in on her small pair I didn't rly rock w. barc verse fr. i like the self hype line & the bush line was ok. everything else kinda did nothing for me. sorry. Jay verse picked up on the 2nd half. tbh i didn't wanna quote most of it, but it was def good. imo @Jay Welsh took this convincingly, mvgt him. |
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bitch found a stranger to take her pic in the city for fun
& that dress she wore was handy..for wiping jizz after giving him 1 no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile the ability to see's all i need for destroying this a little Whittle get me far, im just waiting for the jumanji plant to eat the annoying bitch ^LOTB for me, this concept is dope af tbh she needs a bed or something. i said it cuz its fact, b ur expresso hard for attention, its mila kunis on 11 cups of caffeine naw, this is rude. i give props if its due, n look she's a great catch, unfortunately u forgot to remove the hook yes ok, i edit my bars for days when i write 'em down i hav probs w my diss order, least i dont starve to stay under 90lbs Overall a couple really nice lines with some other solid ones.. Misses to me - what are barberries? And You can't see her knees vs. Heard you write bars for days, i keyed this geek a hours work cus its all hes worth Your such a nerd he saw this birds bikini an said the Ns missing from the word ^LoL Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare She dont need support, thats a double entendre right there Cus she put up the blinds but im going all in on her small pair This aint aeros girl, so whys ya girls grill barking like he'd eat her Head with enough canines to make Cerebus slow it's growl to a whimper Im frying this bird like the colonel, but feelin kinda awkward Cus i asked for a 2 piece thats hot and saucy, in other words this isnt what I ordered ^^These last 2 concepts are bananas .. Cerebus dope af -- that said, the set-ups / multi's are pretty bad tbh Your highs were dope as fuck and this was an enjoyable verse... Overall this was a great read & what a tough call... ya'll sleepin on the Jumanji bar To me this is the classic better overall wording & consistency vs. better standouts but more misses I've got Barcotic by a bar ... could see it going either way Vote - Barcotic |
03-15-2018, 09:42 AM | #9 |
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bitch found a stranger to take her pic in the city for fun
& that dress she wore was handy..for wiping jizz after giving him 1 no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile she's pushin for mine, but look- a reminder... Barberries his d in pussy n wuld rather fuck the bushes behind her tbh she needs a bed or something. i said it cuz its fact, b ur expresso hard for attention, its mila kunis on 11 cups of caffeine naw, this is rude. i give props if its due, n look she's a great catch, unfortunately u forgot to remove the hook vs Heard you write bars for days, i keyed this geek a hours work cus its all hes worth Your such a nerd he saw this birds bikini an said the Ns missing from the word Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare Wasn't feeling much of Jay's verse honestly. A lot of sheep voting it seems here, man. Just calling it like I see it. I felt Barc took this comfortably with a more creative verse as far as the angles he delivered/executed. Not to discredit Jay's verse at all but I just wasn't feeling some of his angles. v/Barcotic |
03-15-2018, 06:25 PM | #10 |
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THIS A CLOSE ONE, UPPING FOR MORE VOTES!
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03-15-2018, 06:52 PM | #11 |
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bitch found a stranger to take her pic in the city for fun
& that dress she wore was handy..for wiping jizz after giving him 1 no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile she's pushin for mine, but look- a reminder... Barberries his d in pussy n wuld rather fuck the bushes behind her Barberries was fire the ability to see's all i need for destroying this a little Whittle get me far, im just waiting for the jumanji plant to eat the annoying bitch Dope naw, this is rude. i give props if its due, n look she's a great catch, unfortunately u forgot to remove the hook verse kinda died off towards the end Vs Heard you write bars for days, i keyed this geek a hours work cus its all hes worth Your such a nerd he saw this birds bikini an said the Ns missing from the word Fuck a glass jaw that nose been shattered more then a molotov Her heritage is such a kick in the face her nose broke to the sound of Masel Tov! Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare wasnt feeling much more that eyesore could have been dope if worded better... I got Bar here taking this easy. More harsh/creative verse. Both had their share of misses but Bar had those two dope bars... that kleenex bar by jay was fire as well man props. but Barc takes this Last edited by Kill Spree; 03-15-2018 at 08:01 PM. |
03-15-2018, 07:25 PM | #12 |
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Will vote wen im off tomoro morn
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03-15-2018, 08:00 PM | #13 |
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03-15-2018, 08:16 PM | #14 |
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03-16-2018, 08:39 AM | #15 |
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Jizz dreas. Its not freat but ok jEllyfish was better. Which jizz dress settup for it. 19% was ok Mma fighter was ok Fish hook was lol Dissorder 90lbs was lol Jay had Abortion contortion was brutal. Thought nbl missing N was cool Molotov/mosel tov was lol Dirty jew/shower was harsh Kleenex fucking destroyed me lmao K9s cerebrus was dope but wording was off a little.but. coulda landed harder 2 piece was an ok ender.. This is realllll fucking close guys. Fuck Barc had more consistent lines that were just ok Jay had a couple weak joints but some really hard hits in there imo. I think those hard hits are edging it for me cause i loled more at jays verse. Barcs shit was good but needed at least one harsh haymaker that i couldnt find to take the win. Great battle V/jay
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Oh. Id fuck the shit out the budlight girl though. Rt
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Barcotic: you came in swinging, some nice punchs and personals used. Decent flow but not many multis that made me say wow but that's fine. Brought it to the thot bitch, personals on point. Some cool quoteables but I'll edit those in cuz I can't read them while replying
Jay Welsh: liked your rhyme scheme and the aggressive manner behind your personals, off the top the one stood out is the Shower line and the tissue line, shit basically nailed the coffin. This is good battle and both know their shit and seem comfortable with their style Flow-Tie multis-tie Personals-Jay Punchs-jay Vote- Jay Welsh. I would have preferred to do a bi-bar breakdown especially for a tournament but I'm on my phone and shits annoying af to do that. Both definitely had some quoteables but just the fact I remembered Jay's few lines without having to look again to me shows his verse was more alluring. Good battle fellas and good luck. Hope this was a good enough vote and no one gets salty you both went in. |
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