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Old 02-15-2013, 07:48 PM   #61
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Calfs tilt on the lawn. Drop kicked on their back till milk split on the fawn.
I took a swig off the lawn. And made a peanut butter and jelly out of cow filth out the barn.
I spin a rap like a ball of yarn and get bored and yawn like - lord I'm on - where's my chorus
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Old 02-15-2013, 09:32 PM   #62
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Who felt the psychic ellipsis. Rip into this dimensions shift physic
Melting a mythed mystic. In a seismic display where I lift the bricks sideways
From the skyless array. The buildings tilted about six inches
Mindless. He’s sick with it. Redemptions a bitch. Hide it. While I
Sync with a ripped titan. Such timely hits that I acquire
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:54 PM   #63
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That's right . spit it darth yoda
is armageddon a start over?
this for ppl who on more rock than mars rover
I pray I fall awake in a charred coma
if I was jc I'd cross bow ya
you can't charm a lost cobra who has sumthin sharp to show ya
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:17 PM   #64
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spark doja, dawn's odor, remote control in the couch
bitches close your stanky legs and open your mouth
i run this motherfucker like the motor was out
and i'm the motorboat, motorboat some double O's and i'm out
low as a crouch. normally nice, but rarely a prick
faggots wear Pink across their asses like American chicks
Terrorist bulgarian in caramel mist - sipping coffee from a caribou's fist
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:44 PM   #65
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Spiritual shit, transparent glimpse into a mirrorred abyss
Ill never find myself again, nothings more clearer than this
I've staged a seperation, tearing my mind, body and soul
Broke, but this type of situation isn't bothersome though
My ex girl really knows how to slolem the pole, ice cold as a fuck
When the climax reach its peak I hope it totally sucks
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:56 PM   #66
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Yeezus moonwalking on holy water; spiritual bliss, lake burns like venereal drips.
Spectacle is wetting mother nature herself. A spherical miss. Ain't shame, she's a rearable bitch.
I'm digging in with David Spade; stayed rocking the mullet
Got the fullest out our movements by us scoffing the bullet.
Ain't gay, we claimed pray on the top of the pulpit,
Then practiced oratory styles of bullshit
"He who is with out fig, can catch the casted lava.
And if it's hot, then you can cry about it, back to mama." (Dookie 666:69)
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Old 02-16-2013, 01:57 PM   #67
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my ex girl really knows how to be a total bitch
so i beat her with a strap that's leathery as loafers is
bitches love sosa, so its safe to call me sosa bitch
i'll kill your fetus with either the common cold or SIDS
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:08 PM   #68
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Fetus caught me feeling prudent, god so help me, gotta do it.
The mother caught me flashing drag and sipping embryonic fluid.
Half developed bunch of scrumptiousness, erupting in my stomach
Baby glazed in its own recipe, in and out, butt fuck it.
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:11 PM   #69
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beating up oprah's minge on a coca binge
giving her stitches w/an old syringe
one way ticket to oz in a stolen blimp
judo throw a bitch in a pit full of swords
pointing up, ready to shred skull from chords
you dont want to be caught cuz golem gorge
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:27 PM   #70
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Bitch you aint repping OZ, where the munchkins slinging kilos of them yellow brick stones.
And since the east fell, the pain strains and hella hits home.
The pawn shop's full of tin man, selling his own,
People dyin for them ruby sneakes, it never gets old.
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:46 PM   #71
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ruby slippers, true militia, view the scripture
red is health, magic is the blue elixir. mammoth puke and blisters
mutant fixture. i hate working but the money is great
to buy a drink at awkward times where i got nothing to say
substance and taste - tongue and nerves create a beautiful mesh
despise you fucking people. i'm reclusive at best
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:31 PM   #72
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You introvert, fill in the dark of your silhouette,
Or reach for cooling comforts, laid on inverted pillow pets.
Repetition and outcome, expecting a difference
Like you stay in your confines, to escape any ignorance.
Following fault lines, denying civility,
Afraid to invoke minds, for your own inabilities.
Spending life weeping, " man, if i just had stability,
then the things i run away from wouldn't feel like they're running me."

And you're probably fat too
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Death is eventual. The eventual is inevitable,
just a receptacle for truisms and lessons illegible.
im attracted to synapses, their lapses, limits of their tendrils.
your dementia won't defend you,
once you've given everything you ever thought.
for want of a purpose, our words were lost,
for want of a return, first thing we'd burned was god.
rewind and reminisce; refrain, divide and desist,
to forgive is to confide in empty rain-
so just forget the end's so far away.
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:20 PM   #74
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You introvert, fill in the dark of your silhouette,
Or reach for cooling comforts, laid on inverted pillow pets.
Repetition and outcome, expecting a difference
Like you stay in your confines, to escape any ignorance.
Following fault lines, denying civility,
Afraid to invoke minds, for your own inabilities.
Spending life weeping, " man, if i just had stability,
then the things i run away from wouldn't feel like they're running me."

And you're probably fat too
homie you're retarded as fuck
trying to get a bitch pregnant by jerking off in a cup
but then you swallow it yourself with some sugar and koolaid
cause youre sweet like honey filled treats and too gay

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Old 02-20-2013, 10:04 PM   #75
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Whoa, slow down Tonto, those similes are dangerous. Sweet like honey filled treats? AMAZINGNESS. Jesus, you're a genius. A titan with letters. Rhyming is expert. Fucking writing professor. Some shit I can't even begin to describe... but wait, limmie give this a try...

Buddy, you're stupid as shit.
Trying to insult a writer by writing a diss
so deprived of the wit that's required to spit.
If I were you I'd retire and quit. Seriously. Do it today.
Your similes are killing me, and I don't mean in a good way.
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similes perfect, like licking a virgin clitoris while she's making a sandwich
chicken or turkey, taking advantage of her innocent person
making her spasm, leaking blood accidentally on purpose
sorry i dissed you faggot. i'm just better at writing internet verses
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It's not your rhymes I'm questioning. It's the ass backwards shit in your mind that's upsetting. See,
you're gay for those antics. Because perfect would be her gurgling skeet while making that sandwich.
She can pleasure my dick while you pleasure her clit. Not at the same time, I mean separate and shit.
I'll call her when I need to release semen. You can call her so you feel needed.
Sorry? Word. But you never did diss me. You just insulted my clever wit senses
with your lesser pen fitness.
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ill snap an elderly bitch's leg like a celery stick
May the corpse be with you fuckers
crawl around day cares and issue rubbas
tickle blubber on fat, horniest dimes
open wide whore. eat this scat corny surprise
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The story implies I do the waltz when I rhyme or stutter rather summersault or you die.
You never fought and your eye is pulitzer prize winner stinger caught you, goodnight.
You try to fry my mind with your wack shit, but it'll never happened, I'm captain obvious
Rapping hostages up in matza balls soup goup - mazaltoff. olive garden
never ending pasta dish, mariana breadsticks, ravioli no baloney
little homies phoney only one who knows B - obi wan kenobi
shogun flurry overtake, create a spacial in your cranium indent
my stadium crazy man I invest in my shit
I spazz son, word to the dragunz and mad buns rap nuns
They can't fuck with me, never could
I'm out of this world lyrically I'm very good
God damn right don't ever say his name in vain
State your name, Hussein, Who Sayin?
Yo, come correct or get your neck spun correct
Once you've spun you disconnect and recollect on this flex
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I asked God if he had money for a cab
He said 'No mother fucker, I don't have money for a cab'
On second thoughts, it might have been my Dad
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