Wanderer 3-3 vs Destroyer 1-3 (PICS) - DES WINS

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Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, June 11th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@Destroyer @Wanderer

[Wanderer]

[Destroyer]

sweet

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

sweet

Let's get this done

Holy shit I checked, realising you bout 50+ ain't take me a sec
my Grandfather'd Clock your whole style & I hope one falls on you, breaking your neck
Lookin' as if ya lost, stare tellin 1000 words. Honest, stop
Can't tell if you missin a good Old Timer just wondering where you left ya pocket watch
Probs a dead beat at ya job & creep out all the other low earners
before dude finishes a Shifty woulda been labelled that by his co-workers
The fact there's a wedding ring on ya finger is something we can't dispute
but I bet nobody could tell if she was decent Tailor you & her were a quality Suit
& you obvs doubt ya girl. amount of time she deceives you ain't really good
but did the chick really need to go THAT far to prove she was on her period
Girls adore me, you see the exuberance I got going on?
If Eternal females heads it's cos they're thinking his stare gonna last that long
Jesus man get ghost, before you do though I'll raise a toast
to the hair-line that goes back further than lists of times you've cried over votes

14.

[Destroyer]

damn dog! u hangin w/ TWO chicks??!?!? you're leaving des so inspired...
the one on the left stands out a little more tho, not the blonde, I mean the brunette's central incisor
how you like 20 years younger than me and have more wrinkles than I do?
I mean the lines on your forehead be stretching out longer than the one that's behind you
nothin cud make those bitches sleep w/you, & I know u hoping that beer will
& des is bout to leave u In Bruises, since u walking around lookin like Colin 'Feral'
you know u gonna get smacked right? Soon as they see u live a fag life...
that ain't a flower print, it's a splatter pattern of semen & ur standing under a black light
I heard wanderer bangs, I didn't know they was talking about ur mop head
how the fuck u gonna have a combover when you're not even going bald yet?
I got great flips, but I also got snake grips...
I'm leaving u with six dots... I don't mean the ones reflecting in ur shades bitch
dog u must be mad if u think u looking fly with that dead skin...
I haven't seen such a crusty stache... since bags posted pics of his comic card collection

[El Muffin]

Wanderer
Opener. Ok.
good old time was funny
shifty nahhhhhh
tailor way too wordy. Concept was elementary also
lol period tho. Iono why But I liked this
didn't like eternsl
closer had swagger. That was interesting. Raising a toast in a battle verse lol. wasn't strong but an apt closer


des

Central incisors slaughtered me
wrinkles ok

in bruges. bruises. Nope. Creative though. Feral works but not in bruges. it's broooo. Ghiz right?

Like the g sounds like Sean Connery Is saying it

You the man now dawg! No wait. Newsy moviNg on

Yo flower pattern got me too. Lol damn . Boy stay gettin jizzed on if that's the case


Gone @comb Over

6 dots. Nice pic analysis. But sayin u gon leave him w/ 6 dots is stupid lol. I like that u saw that tho.

Crusty stage was cool


Interesting battle.

Wanderer brought some shit but had a few bad misses


Des came pretty consistent


V/destro

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

The fact there's a wedding ring on ya finger is something we can't dispute
but I bet nobody could tell if she was decent Tailor you & her were a quality Suit
- Not that great, but IMO one of your more creative & better bars. Mad wordy, tho.
& you obvs doubt ya girl. amount of time she deceives you ain't really good
but did the chick really need to go THAT far to prove she was on her period
- Again, wordy but some what cool, I guess...

Rest of your bars were extremely wordy, horribly worded and/or just fell flat and/or missed.

vs

damn dog! u hangin w/ TWO chicks??!?!? you're leaving des so inspired...
the one on the left stands out a little more tho, not the blonde, I mean the brunette's central incisor
- Stretched as fuck, bro. Not the normal you, but decent. Could have been worded/executed a lot better tho.
how you like 20 years younger than me and have more wrinkles than I do?
I mean the lines on your forehead be stretching out longer than the one that's behind you
- Again, wordy but cool picture reference.
I heard wanderer bangs, I didn't know they was talking about ur mop head
how the fuck u gonna have a combover when you're not even going bald yet?
- Leaned me. Thought the same shit when I seen his picture. Not sure if that's his hair or he really is bald and is rocking the only taupe, lolol. Funny picture reference. Glad you executed on it but this could have been better if a witty concept was tied in w/ it.

Both of you niggas bars were wordy as fuck. Des, you usually aren't this wordy but w/e. Des was more consistent and referenced the picture a lot better, I thought. Wanderer's 1st couple of bars had potential. I think he could have used the picture in a more creative way if he was going to use them concepts... Anyways,

Destroyer got it

[ill nik-A]

For a pic battle this was disappointing, I'm all about creativity

Wanderer, I can't quote much, good old timer was ok I guess,period/ really good? Doesn't rhyme and that was ur best attempt

Des, more creative but not ur best, u probably posted based off what u read, I'm guilty of doing the same this week
Anyway, black light was ok, combover was too, lines was ok based on pic but hate the concept, u were more consistent

V Des

[Tic]

I feel like half of Wanderer's verse wasn't even directed at the pic? Old Timer was pretty good. Tailor/Suit seems played, but it was ok. Other than that, period was meh and everything else didn't really hit to me.

Des had a decent verse, but wasn't his best. The forehead line was pretty good. I liked blacklight and combover was cool too. Other than that, meh. But Des was more consistent and had the stronger lines, so he gets my vote.

Des

[Trag.]

I feel des got it. Had a couple better disses than wand.
Opener, black light...

I really didn't lil thw w/p route wander took, I feel in a pic battle, you should try to focus on clownin in the pic or personal... not tie in some wordplay unless its mad clever, which his was basic...

V/des

[Paradigm]

Originally Posted by Wanderer

Holy shit I checked, realising you bout 50+ ain't take me a sec
my Grandfather'd Clock your whole style & I hope one falls on you, breaking your neck
Clock/Clocked has been done a lot... the connection here also falls short with the breaking of neck... too wordy maybe
Lookin' as if ya lost, stare tellin 1000 words. Honest, stop
Can't tell if you missin a good Old Timer just wondering where you left ya pocket watch
weak and concept is missing something
Probs a dead beat at ya job & creep out all the other low earners
before dude finishes a Shifty woulda been labelled that by his co-workers
classic NC style... doesnt really work both ways though so its not great. Tap into writing more punches like this yo
The fact there's a wedding ring on ya finger is something we can't dispute
but I bet nobody could tell if she was decent Tailor you & her were a quality Suit
i dont get this tbh lol... concept sucks
& you obvs doubt ya girl. amount of time she deceives you ain't really good
but did the chick really need to go THAT far to prove she was on her period
doesnt rhyme lol... concept connection needs work but in the right direction
Girls adore me, you see the exuberance I got going on?
If Eternal females heads it's cos they're thinking his stare gonna last that long
ehhh kind of a reach but again write more like this
Jesus man get ghost, before you do though I'll raise a toast
to the hair-line that goes back further than lists of times you've cried over votes
to basic

14.

Originally Posted by Destroyer

damn dog! u hangin w/ TWO chicks??!?!? you're leaving des so inspired...
the one on the left stands out a little more tho, not the blonde, I mean the brunette's central incisor
im to lazy to google what that means
how you like 20 years younger than me and have more wrinkles than I do?
I mean the lines on your forehead be stretching out longer than the one that's behind you
Cool, too obvious though
nothin cud make those bitches sleep w/you, & I know u hoping that beer will
& des is bout to leave u In Bruises, since u walking around lookin like Colin 'Feral'
no lol just no
you know u gonna get smacked right? Soon as they see u live a fag life...
that ain't a flower print, it's a splatter pattern of semen & ur standing under a black light
rofl, good
I heard wanderer bangs, I didn't know they was talking about ur mop head
how the fuck u gonna have a combover when you're not even going bald yet?
LOL funny
I got great flips, but I also got snake grips...
I'm leaving u with six dots... I don't mean the ones reflecting in ur shades bitch
a better setup wouldve made this cool
dog u must be mad if u think u looking fly with that dead skin...
I haven't seen such a crusty stache... since bags posted pics of his comic card collection
lol good

Pic battles are kinda zzzzzz. im not a fan but anyways... Crusty stache and blacklight were enough to take this wanderer shows promise with a few lines and this is the first time im reading stuff from him. Wasnt destroyers best pic battle but along with those two he had 1 or 2 other funny lines.

Vote - Destoryer

[Greed]

Holy shit I checked, realising you bout 50+ ain't take me a sec
my Grandfather'd Clock your whole style & I hope one falls on you, breaking your neck
Okay

Lookin' as if ya lost, stare tellin 1000 words. Honest, stop
Can't tell if you missin a good Old Timer just wondering where you left ya pocket watch
Okay

Probs a dead beat at ya job & creep out all the other low earners
before dude finishes a Shifty woulda been labelled that by his co-workers
Lol

The fact there's a wedding ring on ya finger is something we can't dispute
but I bet nobody could tell if she was decent Tailor you & her were a quality Suit
Solid

& you obvs doubt ya girl. amount of time she deceives you ain't really good
but did the chick really need to go THAT far to prove she was on her period
Lol

Girls adore me, you see the exuberance I got going on?
If Eternal females heads it's cos they're thinking his stare gonna last that long
Dead

Jesus man get ghost, before you do though I'll raise a toast
to the hair-line that goes back further than lists of times you've cried over votes
Nail

14.



06-09-2015, 01:24 PM #5

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damn dog! u hangin w/ TWO chicks??!?!? you're leaving des so inspired...
the one on the left stands out a little more tho, not the blonde, I mean the brunette's central incisor
Very observant

how you like 20 years younger than me and have more wrinkles than I do?
I mean the lines on your forehead be stretching out longer than the one that's behind you
Lol

nothin cud make those bitches sleep w/you, & I know u hoping that beer will
& des is bout to leave u In Bruises, since u walking around lookin like Colin 'Feral
Idgi

you know u gonna get smacked right? Soon as they see u live a fag life...
that ain't a flower print, it's a splatter pattern of semen & ur standing under a black light
Ehh

I heard wanderer bangs, I didn't know they was talking about ur mop head
how the fuck u gonna have a combover when you're not even going bald yet?
Haha

I got great flips, but I also got snake grips...
I'm leaving u with six dots... I don't mean the ones reflecting in ur shades bitch
Okay

dog u must be mad if u think u looking fly with that dead skin...
I haven't seen such a crusty stache... since bags posted pics of his comic card collection
Idgi

V wanderer