06-16-2018, 06:55 PM | #1 |
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Meeting the GF's racist grandparents for the first time...
We drove down to South Dakota for Father's day. Apparently her dad called his parents and told them that I'm black, but I'm a welder and a nice guy, and their great grandchild loves me. Also the grandparent's dog sitter wants to meet me too. So I have to come out and meet everyone.
We get here, and grand dad is fucking ICE grilling me. I'm uncomfortable AF. So I go sit on the back deck instead of the garage with everyone else. I'm drinking a Miller lite, my girlfriend's dad loves Miller lite too, and he copped a shit ton for both of us to drink. But I'm chillin by myself, and then a neighbor pokes his head out and sees me sitting there. He's an older white guy. His head disappears back into the house. A few seconds go by, and then all of a sudden a Lil Wayne song starts BLASTING on the neighbor's back yard speakers. I'm geeking out cause it feels like everyone here is trying to make me feel comfortable. I wanna go home Bros....
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06-16-2018, 06:59 PM | #2 | |
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Tell them to stop treating you like a nigger and start treating you like a human being
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06-16-2018, 07:01 PM | #3 | |
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You could also call them out on it. I dated a black girl before I got married and it made people mad uncomfortable. I used to grill them back. A couple black guys tried to fight me in the Walmart about it
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06-16-2018, 07:17 PM | #4 |
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I'm just gonna catch a buzz and tell jokes.
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06-16-2018, 07:18 PM | #5 |
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06-16-2018, 08:30 PM | #6 |
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Lol was gonna say I've seen this flick
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06-16-2018, 09:22 PM | #7 | |
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RIP
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06-16-2018, 09:28 PM | #8 |
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Lmfaooo. Wonder if hes still alive
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06-16-2018, 09:34 PM | #9 |
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06-16-2018, 11:00 PM | #10 |
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You about to fall deep into that lazy boy so Chill Phil
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06-17-2018, 12:14 AM | #11 |
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damn ive had to deal with similar but your shit sounds extra af
lmao @ lil wayne song blasting i bet u chuckled n took another swig when it happened too xD
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06-17-2018, 12:14 AM | #12 |
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damn ive had to deal with similar but your shit sounds extra af
lmao @ lil wayne song blasting i bet u chuckled n took another swig when it happened too xD
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06-17-2018, 07:43 AM | #13 |
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Fucking weezy slaying me tho. Lmmfao
Hope u made it outta there ok lol
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06-17-2018, 09:50 AM | #14 |
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Granddads eating potato salad with seadads negroid body
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06-17-2018, 10:02 AM | #15 |
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Resident eVII shit
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06-17-2018, 05:54 PM | #16 |
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I made it out. Got a decent buzz and beat the fuck out of the GF's dad in ladder ball.
The Lil Wayne shit did make me chuckle, not gonna lie. But the more I thought about it, the more fucked up it seemed.
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