ITT: Criminals Unite. Lets talk about your rap sheets. - Page 3

warthog. · 04-16-2018, 01:54 AM

hmmmm, I killed prostitutes, ran over cops, and drop kicked pedestrians.

oh wait, that was in GTA.

El Muffin · 04-16-2018, 02:10 AM

Quick! Throw a pokeball at it!

uh-oh · 04-16-2018, 08:52 AM

Late to thread but i have 0 shit on my record after turning 18. Just a speeding ticket.

Misdemeanor assault as a juvenile which was to be wiped if i did community service and kept a homework journal which was my "sentence" in teen court where i was hilarious and killed with a jury of my peers

#thuggin

uh-oh · 04-16-2018, 08:54 AM

I was also arrested a couple times but nothing came of it as a kid. B and e as a youth but we didnt break in the door was open. Just an abandone building we trashed lol. Also shot a bb gun at neighbors moving in but played it off like i was shooting at birds which i was also told was illegal but just had to apologise and had the bn gun taken

Ghost1 · 04-16-2018, 01:43 PM

I knew this thread wasn't for me from the title but first 5 posts itt furiously confirmed my suspicions at warp speed LMFAO

GUDELJ · 04-16-2018, 02:49 PM

Stfu stupid idiot you ain’t shit

Ghost1 · 04-16-2018, 03:01 PM

introduce me to urself homie fagot

GUDELJ · 04-16-2018, 03:07 PM

How about I introduce this cock to your whole family

Chill Phil · 04-16-2018, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUDELJ

How about I introduce this cock to your whole family

He has a daughter. And you'll surely go to prison and be targeted by the inmates for doing anything like that.

Ghost1 · 04-16-2018, 04:19 PM

thanks seadad that was helpful

Ghost1 · 04-16-2018, 04:27 PM

imagine my dismay when I search thru posts for 5min of my life only to find out that this fagot is penis pump mouth himself? zelph!? WHO TF CHANGED THIS FAGOTS NAME BACK

@Allen Knight

El Muffin · 04-16-2018, 04:38 PM

This nigga come back tryna run pockets

SMFH

ill nik-A · 04-16-2018, 06:06 PM

Never caught A’s a juvenile. Plus I ain’t swearing shit here

Fuck dat. Pussy lips a cop. I’m good.

04-16-2018, 02:10 AM	#42
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Quick! Throw a pokeball at it! __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-16-2018, 08:52 AM	#43
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	Late to thread but i have 0 shit on my record after turning 18. Just a speeding ticket. Misdemeanor assault as a juvenile which was to be wiped if i did community service and kept a homework journal which was my "sentence" in teen court where i was hilarious and killed with a jury of my peers #thuggin __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

04-16-2018, 08:54 AM	#44
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	I was also arrested a couple times but nothing came of it as a kid. B and e as a youth but we didnt break in the door was open. Just an abandone building we trashed lol. Also shot a bb gun at neighbors moving in but played it off like i was shooting at birds which i was also told was illegal but just had to apologise and had the bn gun taken __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

04-16-2018, 04:38 PM	#52
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	This nigga come back tryna run pockets SMFH __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-16-2018, 06:06 PM	#53
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Never caught A’s a juvenile. Plus I ain’t swearing shit here Fuck dat. Pussy lips a cop. I’m good. __________________ Grumpy old man.

04-16-2018, 01:54 AM	#41
warthog. Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 278 Rep Power: 0	hmmmm, I killed prostitutes, ran over cops, and drop kicked pedestrians. oh wait, that was in GTA.

04-16-2018, 01:43 PM	#45
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	I knew this thread wasn't for me from the title but first 5 posts itt furiously confirmed my suspicions at warp speed LMFAO

04-16-2018, 02:49 PM	#46
GUDELJ Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 661 Rep Power: 0	Stfu stupid idiot you ain’t shit

04-16-2018, 03:01 PM	#47
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	introduce me to urself homie fagot

04-16-2018, 03:07 PM	#48
GUDELJ Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 661 Rep Power: 0	How about I introduce this cock to your whole family

04-16-2018, 04:19 PM	#50
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	thanks seadad that was helpful

04-16-2018, 04:27 PM	#51
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	imagine my dismay when I search thru posts for 5min of my life only to find out that this fagot is penis pump mouth himself? zelph!? WHO TF CHANGED THIS FAGOTS NAME BACK @Allen Knight