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Old 02-06-2020, 06:14 PM   #1
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Old 02-07-2020, 09:02 AM   #2
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When did Uncle Sam and The Cat in the Hat fuck?
This dude fell outta Apollo Creed’s trunks like, ‘ABRACADABRA!’
White trash with that Axe funk on some back from Iraq stuff.
Dishonorably discharged ‘cause, “Faggots and blacks suck.”
Jeb Kaczynski. Mailing out bomb threats. Failed as a hobbit.
Are you having a yard sale or’d your trailer just vomit?
Boom Baptist Christ and methylene. Natty Light on everything.
Wrist ware and your old lady’s plastic spider wedding ring.
Bitch told you, ‘take the four wheeler and load up on vittles.’
You came home smelling like Fruit Roll Ups and Skittles.
Incestuous ancestry. That face can’t lie.
How you molest your nephew and son at the same damn time?
Oh yeah. They’re the same damn guy.

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Old 02-07-2020, 04:24 PM   #3
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A real 4th of july guy! Happy holidays chump!
Lookin like a dingleberry that's fallen from the rump of Donald J Trump
The walking embodiment of syphilis, if he pissed in a creek he'd kill the fish
Traveled back to 1607 and showed them a still of this, they trashed the ship and canceled the pilgrimage
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He's the hero that Kentucky got, but Kansas deserved
Plus Cousin Darlene says you're the handsomest perv to stick a hand up her skirt
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You ever wonder how the bible belt became the dirty south?
Obviously this guy hauled off and kissed it with his herpes mouth
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Old 02-07-2020, 04:31 PM   #4
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When did Uncle Sam and The Cat in the Hat fuck?
This dude fell outta Apollo Creed’s trunks like, ‘ABRACADABRA!’
White trash with that Axe funk on some back from Iraq stuff.
Dishonorably discharged ‘cause, “Faggots and blacks suck.”
Jeb Kaczynski. Mailing out bomb threats. Failed as a hobbit.
Are you having a yard sale or’d your trailer just vomit?
Boom Baptist Christ and methylene. Natty Light on everything.
Wrist ware and your old lady’s plastic spider wedding ring.
Bitch told you, ‘take the four wheeler and load up on vittles.’
You came home smelling like Fruit Roll Ups and Skittles.
Incestuous ancestry. That face can’t lie.
How you molest your nephew and son at the same damn time?
Oh yeah. They’re the same damn guy.

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Old 02-07-2020, 08:15 PM   #5
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When did Uncle Sam and The Cat in the Hat fuck?
This dude fell outta Apollo Creed’s trunks like, ‘ABRACADABRA!’
White trash with that Axe funk on some back from Iraq stuff.
Dishonorably discharged ‘cause, “Faggots and blacks suck.”
Jeb Kaczynski. Mailing out bomb threats. Failed as a hobbit.
Are you having a yard sale or’d your trailer just vomit?
Boom Baptist Christ and methylene. Natty Light on everything.
Wrist ware and your old lady’s plastic spider wedding ring.
Bitch told you, ‘take the four wheeler and load up on vittles.’
You came home smelling like Fruit Roll Ups and Skittles.
Incestuous ancestry. That face can’t lie.
How you molest your nephew and son at the same damn time?
Oh yeah. They’re the same damn guy.

the first half of that was hella dope, the second half not so much... but still funny

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Old 02-07-2020, 11:44 PM   #6
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This junkie looking dude is tweaking... flying in the sky
Hes got the high visibility shirt on but i can see it in his face he's visibly high
Go buy gear for ur tin shack..go to walmart n buy some stuff u failure
this beating will go off without a hitch, good luck hooking up your trailer
I move thru the rankings...crushing every1 in due time
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Old 02-10-2020, 08:50 AM   #7
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how u trailer trash AND ur trailer trash? dawg ur a mess
the way u livings beyond say. everythin u own in a box to the left
what’s w/ the dress code? ur get up and go say ‘fuck it’ n leave?
looks like CoronaVirus n Lime Disease mutated, then threw up on ur tee
ur a couple of teeth short of a smile. w/ that backyard we sure of it
only a real dirtbag would consider usin those as garden ornaments
ur barber forfeited. said go cop a hat and the bigger the better
if u ain’t know why, go mullet over at the back like every Floridiot ever
inclement weather ur worst enemy. even u passing wind poses a threat
looks like you’ve lived in poverty so long, you list it as ur postal address
wrote ‘Crystal Methodist’ as ur religion ‘cause u use it religiously
& take the phrase “airing out your dirty laundry” too fuckin literally
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Old 02-12-2020, 03:43 AM   #8
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