11-12-2019, 04:36 PM | #1 |
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Vs Booty
BOOTY
I like exotic poses, sucking toes and getting oodles of head, kid. I’m into some kinky shit, yeah. So I’ll fucking eat booty for breakfast! Rappers are fine cuisine! I dish them to myself and say Bon Appetite. He’s so wack and weak. His favorite meal is when he blows faggot D. He’s fucking light years away. He hasn’t got close to me. I asked what he was gonna eat, he said, “Aldis”, and it’s not groceries. I’ll bring flame in the rap and flame in the street! And by the way, my balls and dick are all THICKNESS. You’re like some faggot who uses fidget spinners—you try to put some spin on some shit, but you’re autistic. I’ll pull up on him like black beard! When the guns blast I’m just doing my duty! I’ll brutalize him like I’m a pirate! But no X will mark where I bury this booty! This dude a ‘fishy’ guy, don’t think you’re off the ‘hook’, boi. You’re at my plate! And I don’t know if he’ll practice to be the ‘catch and release’ champion, but I always ‘ketch’ him trynna ‘master bait’. I don’t know if he can handle the ‘tuna’, but when it comes to rap, he’s not in the gold. And when I comes ladies, ice fishing’s the only time you’ve put your rod in a hole. You can’t hide any more snake! Your wackness is known, I’m bouta call you out, bitch! And if you push my buttons, I’ll fucking squirt in your face—water fountain. |
11-12-2019, 05:34 PM | #2 |
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Nasty ass
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11-12-2019, 09:44 PM | #4 |
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Ppl still write text verses?
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11-12-2019, 10:54 PM | #5 |
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dgaf how many people use it
Squirt will never work as a gun euphemism for me |
11-13-2019, 01:22 AM | #6 |
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horrible man... 6 bars in.. just horrible
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11-13-2019, 08:39 AM | #7 |
DMS—Diddled My Stick
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You gay, but also, it’s a gun and dick euphemism. Double whammy
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11-13-2019, 10:03 AM | #8 |
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This isn't a good verse
You gonna get negative feedback If you want write there is open mic for that |
11-13-2019, 01:26 PM | #9 |
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Oh word didn't think of the double meaning of you spreading your seed on a dude's face
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11-13-2019, 01:42 PM | #10 |
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Would be hesitant to begin a verse with I like exotic poses
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11-13-2019, 02:06 PM | #11 |
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On the contrary....I was immediately captivated
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11-13-2019, 04:28 PM | #12 | |
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11-14-2019, 06:19 PM | #13 |
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if you push my buttons i'm going to nut all over your fucking face, faggot. that was some hard ass shit i'm stealing that in my next textual spar, thank you sir.
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11-14-2019, 08:24 PM | #14 |
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Sorry this verse makes you sound like a fag in like 3 places even though youre calling the other guy faggot
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11-14-2019, 08:33 PM | #15 |
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u gotta be trolling wit this
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11-18-2019, 05:01 AM | #16 |
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my balls & dick are all THICKNESS
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11-18-2019, 07:58 AM | #17 |
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16 bars describing varying degrees of homosexual acts sums up the state of text
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