alright fuck it @Zuo/Zelph [briefly]

[emcee squared]

-You wanna talk about spam and inefficiency?
Your nearly 4 minute Mag Vid about barc vs frac was the biggest inefficiency I've ever seen in my life, you hypocritical officer of enforcement of the laws.

There were a few breakdowns on a WP...? NO, ONE breakdown... Some challenges for Frac to show and compete?....Few other things? Clanking your Candles together in a Care-free manner?

-I WILL check ur battle w. Karpis soon bud, but like:
Not trying to be mean here but:
how can you rap your admittedly decent bars when you can't even fucking speak sentences?

YOUR SHITTY VID WAS 4 MINUTES LONG lol
PHARAOH'S BEST TRACK CLOCKS IN AT UNDER 3 ON A 2:56 OR SOMTHIN(to do in 2022)

I JUST DROPPED A SINACOG 1-TAKE EDIT MOCKJOB ON THE SITE (few days ago) AND IT'S ALSO SHORTER THAN YOUR VID

You may secretly like me. (maybe even alrdy said it on dc)
You will learn to love me.
I will roast you 'til you love me.
~

[emcee squared]

last PM of course (you wouldn't reply you wouldnt)
Hey Z
Just honestly surprised man

I THOUGHT THOSE SHORT ROASTS WERE CRISP, SHORT
EVERY 1 BUT ONE I EDITED OUT SIG WITHIN 30 SEC

ITS A CHAT THREAD. EVERYONE GOT SOME SATIRE LOL IDIOT

BARC MUSTA SUCKED U OFF IN PMS

YEP

EVEN THO I GAVE HIM TIEBREAKER ON MY CLOSE VOTE

LAST THING, JUST SO SURPRISED CUZ THOUGHT I WAS DOIN MUCH BETER???
u took offense to me jokin on seth's reading comprehension?
BUT NOT racist jokes to Aero and Rican?

REally weird u are rewally weird and I HAVE NO TIME TO ROAST U THIS SUMMER SO

nice league HF~

[emcee squared]

lollllllllllllllllll @Barcotic barc barc
all i hear from this limp wounded doggie
he's feelin froggie signin out of 'is own volition with A REAL "GROGGY"
bags seth made him sign out sooooooo - his goals were Lofty?
HES A SOFTIE LOL
A softie
who bites the haaaand that feeds
"answer me"barc
oooo barkie lov dat wording
ooooo barkie love dem syllables
so tite

so tite

<re peat>

mm hmm

bit the hand that fed
bit the hand that fed

90-93 TIEBREAKER lollll with out the top 2 LOTBS


Loved ur cock at first and ur feedback yesterday mm ~

DONT YOU EVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS OR CALL ME, ONE OF THE TOP VOTERS FEEDERS IN NC HISTORY
YES BAGS TROLLED U
YOU GOT US MIXED UP YOU SORRY, PATHETIC, W/L OBSESSSSSSSSED


OMG HOW GOOD DOES ZELPHS ASSHOLE TASTE TO UUUUUU mikeyyyyyyyy?

[clocked in at 4 min here -- mikey crafted his verse fo 3 str8 days since his lover SET IT]
@Fracture
oh u fuckin' raped him on those 2 lines man IM SO SORRY dude
Thx for realizin im sane

just
yeah
just a litttttle bit advance for this NBL LOL
u seen that heat on rican yeah IM SWEPT FOR THE L BARC WHO SHOULD REALLLLLLY BE COMPLAINING LOLLLLLL @~RustyGunZ~
no wonder u can't stop this after 11 years sethie lolllllll?

[emcee squared]

Seth
@Ghost1

CHANCES this is an elaborate amazing troll setup by
bags vote
barc's meltdown
zelfs ban

All tother OR IS THIS PLACE REALLLLLY THIS FUCKED lMAOOO?
I MEAN LETS ADMIT MY BAN WAS MORE ENTERTAINMENT HERE
WAS THIS PLANNED?
HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN

BUT THEN AGAIN
CAN TEXT REALLY BE THIS LAME
CAN BATTLES AND SATIRE ROASTS ON CHAT....
NEVERMIND ILL S/U

GOTTA CHANNEL THE (im NOT MAD/ANGRY)
I AM FLABBBBERGASTED BARC
FLABBERGASTED LIP

Lol

HONEST question guys it WOULD be a great plan but?
jesus christ Blue
I love this.
Pharaoh hates it.
HoL kinda hates it too.

This is what I"m here fore.
So glad IMout of the dumb retarted league and can rooast Lars 100+ LOLLLLLLL

MMLP
eVAD
WITTY you fukin Possum

@CALLING ON ALLLL UK HEADS TO ROAST A MASOCHISTIC WOP
THE BEST
THE BEST FUCKING WRITER/FEEDER/VOTER / AUDIO PRACITER OF 2023 HANDS DOWN (FOR AMATEUER NETCEES EASY)


U THINK THIS IS EGO
@Universe
@Frank
WE CAN THANK YOU TWO FOR THIS SITE'S ALIVE.
guess hal0 too
and dg
lars fuck u too
blue i love ur build
witty gosh u are so handsomeeee did wifey leave your alcoholic asss yet?
jesus i could raise ur kid
teach him some quick hitting Big L TWO SYLLABLES LOL JESUS WITTY
proof u could spit your own multis?


UK VS. AMERICA NAAAA
UK VS..... me FUCKIN JUST ME ALONE EDITING . UGLY FAT TROLL PIC COMIN' FRI/SAT LOVE IT
THIS IS JUST BEGINING?

[~RustyGunZ~]

This seems like a lot of words to just say you want to change your vote to Fracture

[emcee squared]

Man Seth
YOu are JUST NOT QUITE at the Lars/Pharaohs level yet are you?

If you look CLOSELY
just try to use your attention span for 3 long posts

there are caps and spacing to help the reader

this is a keystyle with a DECENT verse/ rhymes on barc
(simple n juvenile but yes) exactly what I wanna say to him

ALso alot of nameplay qnd quick roasts/comments on people around here (few active)

Now, pharaohs and HOL are puriests. THEY WANT THE BARC VOTE FOR an epic archival historical vote.
BUT, YOU (in ur 5th attempt) yes have convinced my Top Dog Emcee ego that yes (as u see ) SOrry to frac and MY VOTE IS TIE OR FRAC now

but i was not in the league
pharaoh was
hol did some mags early for hte culture lol

It's not ALWYAs a game.
each has a role - pharaohs is the spammer/writer/student biter
HoL is the editor EGOLESS extraordinary ideas for this site
ANd we know about my Zygote AB FIRST ATTEMPT AND HOW THE 2nd half audio is really kinda cool
I am the efficianado,
The one practicing a mixtape for few weeks from now with 2 sick producers

the one ROASTING. I DO the roasting
SETH Check the 2new 630 AM article about the
TUCKER CARLSON text
that will explain it better for u~

btw im sane AND SOber til friday man.
The typos are for speed as u see the production here before I break til pic4larz
TLDR?
This is to HELp u unerstadn
now u take care a' mikey if he everrrrrrr dares come back to NC or RB K?

[emcee squared]

last thing- quick n coherent
of course zelph delete my answer to you on BA chat

I have no real enemies other than you and Zelf now.
You bit the hand that feeds you.
That is a no-no for someone (ME)
-who raps better than u
-votes better than u
-feeds better than u
-wayayy more versatile (i topical, battle, discuss, OM, news/opinion sports articles) WITH THE CRAFT OF WRITING YOU ARE a speck I can toy with (obviously)

-and when i drop on lars' pic my writing will be just as tight as yours
(you ARE a good writer, dude)

I AM NOT A BAGS TROLL VOTE
MY VOTE FOR U WAS A LEGENDARY VOTE

{end rant}

[Fracture]

So many gems in this fever dream



How much crack do you recommend smoking to get on this level?

[emcee squared]

Originally Posted by Fracture

So many gems in this fever dream



How much crack do you recommend smoking to get on this level?

Pure ego + Universe shattered me in Feb.

+ Just obcene THC binges + Friday drinkin + Saturday caffiene

+ CHATS with your boy Kung bein' controversial/practicin' roasts

+ MONTHS OF THIS FUCKING GOAT BRIT LARZEY making me feel like I DESERVE just a little attention (oh larz its either the big twist next week OR harrd hard as it gets - NO INBETWEEN)

+ 2015 This Alias emerged for audio and confidence

+ YOU HELPED in a way the fact that the BobbyD battle was mysteeriously maybe ghostwrote and Bobby's opener was mysteriously fire followed by trash (and i accidentally bit his "EXACTLY!" on my best track)

+ Man what else you wanna ask?

K frac, you wanna know who has appearances by ALL 3 EGOS
on their walls (short list)
- Answer of course
- ryn0 finally got his HoL comment today so he's in
- hal0 got emcee coment few days ago so...hmmm that's 3
THERE ARE 1-3 more but not sure off top of head;

Anyway Frac THx for peepin AND
where is kung?
why did he disappear when u come back?
u gonna match his verse on discuss.?

GL next week bud thx.

[Judge Chester Charlesworth]

** ATTENTION NETCEES TEXT BATTLERS **

This league is hereby out of commission temporarily while the council rest.

The NCPD has been made aware of gross neglipgence that we cannot let stand as a standard for our great communities battling process. Please do not take Zoderator Zuo authority as law in any matter while this investigation is ongoing

[House of Leaves]

Originally Posted by Judge Chester Charlesworth

** ATTENTION NETCEES TEXT BATTLERS **

This league is hereby out of commission temporarily while the council rest.

The NCPD has been made aware of gross neglipgence that we cannot let stand as a standard for our great communities battling process. Please do not take Zoderator Zuo authority as law in any matter while this investigation is ongoing

Really appreciate the consideration and thourough investigation Judge.
NOW, pharaohs (and I and emcee w/e all of us) KNOW we have skirted the boundaries here AND PHARAOH'S NETCEES PRISON OR BANISHMENT TO THE OUCH-THREAD-ONLY COULD HAPPEN WITH THE SLIGHTEST INFRACTION

The Egyption knows he is on thin Ice just ask Z has been served.
I will TRY to keep him in line
FFS emcee I GOT NOTHIN. THERE IS NO TELLING. HE CANNOT BE CONTROLD SO

LET'S ALL ACT LIKE THIS ISN'T A DIODE ALIAS FUCKING TROLLING!TROOLING-ENFORCEMENT JUDICALLY/LEGALLY TEXSITE LOOLLL
YEAH TROLLING LIKE ME LARS AND EVERY FUCKING ACTIVE MEMBER HERE
30-40 year old trolls as I told @MUFF who would NEVER join the nbl if z was mod.
{end rant}
Mr. Chester this rant was to assure you I will tone down?, now that justice is served and Z is on notice.
Now that I can focus on
NO STILL NOT FOCUSING ON DIABLE/SRAL
FUCK U ILL KEY FIRE FUCK U ITTL TAKE 1-2 HRS AFTER THE PIC

[House of Leaves]

"
Do you know how much influence that dumb shade vote has on half these stupid minions??

Nahhh fam we're not playing this game again

DQ me & close it

Both these idiots votes should be cleared tf outta here
This shit is retarded"
-BARC ON BA

dude this contradicts 100% entirely your quick PM response that you got nothin' against pharaohs

your hedge NOT ACCEPTED YOU FUCKING
LARS CRIES
I CRIED ON RB (FOR GOOD REASON)

YOU COULDN'T ,..ASD.FA.SD GO A DAY WITHOUT tearz. afdsasdfjklasdfjklad;fjklbooooo hooooo mikeeeeyeyeyyeye

awww mikey lol
YOU ARE PATHETIC NICE FUCKING TIEBREAKING SYLLABLE TIGHNESSS YOU
FUCKING MY MOM'S GRASS IS GETTING LONGGGGGGGG IM TIRED OF MOWING IT ON WEEKENDS WHEN I HAVE TO ROAST sorryr fucking excuses of life like you

FFS 3 SETH TROLLS IN DISCUSSION
AND ONE BAGS semi-trollVOTE WHERE HE CALLS A CLOSE ONE you know what
i'm done.
lars its too fun . i need to focus on your ugly
afsdjasd;jklasd;jkls;jkl;jkl;jjjjjjjjj HOW DO YOU STOP @SETH RUSTY
HOW DO YOU STOP WHEN HE;S JUST SO
yeah barc
congrats you got two slightly overweight trolls WHO BOARD 10x BETTER BUT CAN'T QUIIIIIITE GET THAT SECOND REP ON THE MAX -BENCH U KNO
____ cut me off WHY am i not on emcee^2
doesnt matter at thispt

[Diablo]

lmao how you gonna mention me 10 times in a thread that I’ve nothing to do with though?

i live in your head rent free with a condo in each of your diff personalities

[emcee squared]

Originally Posted by Diablo

lmao how you gonna mention me 10 times in a thread that I’ve nothing to do with though?

i live in your head rent free with a condo in each of your diff personalities

lars i'm gonna try to go lowercase so calm for your Hyopcritical ego

ok

as i said on the OM
you have been mentioning me / sparring ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY 3 OK

-dank in the ba
-YOUR FUCKING DISCUSS THREAD SAYING U TOOK MY MIND
-this
-whatever else dude so like

THE REASON THE PIC AIN'T COMIN TIL WEEKEND IS
simply logistics, a different home computer, the weed stash, I HELP KIDS 5 DAYS A WEEK DUDE (not janitor) so like
plus the shit-talk delay on the pic
oh yeah haircut tonight too maybe

usually PA and HoL speak to my "needs" but the
weekday trolling/discussion brags are
well it's not sexual NOT AN ORGASM but when you drop the pic response
let's just call it the "adrenaline rush" of devastation when it hurts SO good.
So fucking good. I WANT BIG WORDS dude. IF UR GONNA FORCE MULTIS THOSE WORDS BETTER be bigger than my cock as I read it.

now
.
.
(HoL and PA have cut me off. Let's do log-inshit i donno)
JUST LIKE U
ON MUTLIPEL SITES U MUST SAVE UR PWS CAREFUL BLUE GOT FUCKED W/ THAT SHIT AND TRIEEEDD TO BLAME ME U KNOW WHAT
blue already got enouf of my beautiful bars lars it's comin ok

[sral]

lmao so you’re basically some sort of escort for down syndrome retards at a special needs school and not a janitor after all

got it

[emcee squared]

Originally Posted by sral

lmao so you’re basically some sort of escort for down syndrome retards at a special needs school and not a janitor after all

got it

Well as I told bags, I don't want to specifically discuss the Job title
1 - EVERY DAY A 21 YEAR OLD AUTISTIC RETARD HELPS THE JANITORS (WITH HIS AIDE)
I DON TKNOW EXACTLY HOW SPECIAL ED WORKS BUT
HE MOANS AND MAKES WEIRD SOUNDS AS HE WALKS AWKWARDLY TO THE CAFE TO CLEAN (i believe these Old special eds [just a couple] even get PAID (minimally) for their blue collar "help" lol i donno maybe he just slows down...the janitors (NOT ME). lol
but when he's done he takes the few step walk to my area and receives a Candy Reward
Now, his name is Jimmy and he loves the candy reward IF HE DOESNT SAY "THANKK YOU" his aide will remind him - what do we say jimmy?
and he will SAY BOTH "thank u -ur WELCCome (downs voice)"
ANd i will say "youre welcome jimmy" as he ambles off with the reward.

I feel good inside being kind to retards.
Helping kids.
I love my family.
ITS YOU
ITS FUCKING NETCEES AND BATTLE-TEXET AND fucking
W/L OBSESSSED FUCKING -
1)barc
2)you
3)UNIVERSe
I've been skirting around it but I hope Universe knows what he has unleashed.
HE CHANGED ME NOT YOU
YOU OWN NOTHING OF MY MIND
universe fucked me over and you;ve done NOTHING but drop a nice

OK
you know what lars
i love the fact that you crafted
the dinosaur/math verse
it
i can't even describe the childhood wonder of the complexity
the rhymes on the next lineaw;fjileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee
just almost ccame.
ill save it tonight for
no ill save it for the weekend porn.
the less you do the better it is


and i think i'll find that's the same with text afte ri roast you
AND I NEED TO LOSE
IT NEEDS TO BE A L
FOR THE MIXTAPE TO BE AGGRESSIVE AND POLISHED
but it will be the worst win youve ever
u know what
im gonna stop hyping

you can't GET ENOUGH OF ME
admit it
now i admit you and blue asdfm,jklsdjk;lsjladfjskl
blue is so much more handsome than u
and IF I Was gay like User? Witty is pretty attractive tbh

but im not gay. this is kung - weird homo talk for the readerz

[Mike Wrecka]

@Lars is so unable to give up this textcee persona that he’s created over the last two decades that he’s willing to sit here all alone and endlessly argue with some obv psych patient. It’s both sad and hilarious.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

@Lars is so unable to give up this textcee persona that he’s created over the last two decades that he’s willing to sit here all alone and endlessly argue with some obv psych patient. It’s both sad and hilarious.

just wait til end of weekend

[sral]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

@Lars is so unable to give up this textcee persona that he’s created over the last two decades that he’s willing to sit here all alone and endlessly argue with some obv psych patient. It’s both sad and hilarious.

Cool story bromiefaggot. Unfortunately for you I’ve got some time this weekend, so let’s keep this all the way reality based, shall we?

Truth is you’re a relic left behind from some glorified EZ board in 2002 called Da Underground, and I could count on 3 fingers the amount of people here that even remember that steaming pile of shit you called your homesite.

I’d still have a middle finger free to tell you to go fuck yourself with too, pussy.

The worst of it is you weren’t even considered the best there either. In all those years you were forever known just as Genocide’s sidebitch, and ended up following him here to ride his coattails. Am I lying or what? Try tell me I’m wrong faggot, I dare you. This was wayyyy prior to Badweather befriending Geno, too. You were basically Pre-Dad before Seadad was a thing ahahahahahhaa

You’ve never had ANYTHING you could even remotely pass off as a personality the entire time you’ve been here bitch. You’re a Genocide stan, just a wannabe seeking acceptance amongst his peer. I can’t even pluralise peer because there was literally nobody else from that godforsaken piece of shit board even half notable. You’re pathetic. At best you were a reasonably sized fish in a moderately shallow pool without any depth and once you reached deeper waters you were exposed in the fact you could no longer swim with the big sharks. You’re a fucking talentless hack. A perennially inept try-hard. A first round exit in every tourney ever. Final seeding guaranteed. Won’t be showing on time, always needing an extension, backs out when he sees his opponent drop and knows he has no chance so decides to no-show rather than embarrass himself because you are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DIABOLICAL IN EVERY IMAGINABLE CATEGORY YOUR TINY FUCKING MIND COULD COMPREHEND BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You’re a BITCH, Mike. An afterthought. A past his prime by a decade+ forgotten about faggot here off sepia toned memories and AIM keystyles with Genocide where he lied like you were decent. Real talk. You weren’t good then and you aren’t now. Get the fuck used to it. You’re not respected as a writer, you’ve done nothing of significance here or otherwise in over twenty fucking YEARS. You’ve forever been bottom tier fodder used to throw against potential no shows each week to keep the rest of the matchups interesting. I used you. Threw you to lowest fucking ranked idiot I had signed in each week to save wasting a decent verse on an otherwise garbage opponent AND LOOK AT YOUR RECORD LOOOOOOOOL MOTHERFUCKER YOU’VE BEEN ABSOLUTELY TROUNCED BY EVERYONE WITH AN IOTA OF TALENT AT BASIC RHYMING AND A CADENCE. DA UNDERGROUND? YOUVE BEEN BURIED BY EVERY LOWER MID TIER STORYTELLING POETIC PUSSY TO EVER PASS THROUGH NETCEES LOOOOOOOOLLLL

DONT YOU EVER TRY TO TALK LIKE I AINT KNOW YOU BITCH

THIS IS ALL 100% TRUE FACTS ALSO. YOU FUCKING SUCK BRUH. REAL ONES KNOW.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU EVEN STILL HERE FOR DIPSHIT??? GENUINE QUESTION. YOU DONT COMPETE, YOUVE PROVEN YOU CANT COUNTLESS TIMES YOU UNIMAGINATIVE CANT GET WITH THE TIMES AND EVOLVE HIS BASIC PRIMORDIAL STYLE GENERIC FUCKWIT. YOU DONT MOD NOTHING. IN FACT YOUR SOLITARY ACCOMPLISHMENT YOU HAVE HERE WAS FROM SOME SHORT LIVED WRITING CHALLENGE LEAGUE, INCORRECTLY LABELLED AS A TOURNEY BY THIS FUCKING MORON TOO I MIGHT ADD, AND IN IT YOUR “BIGGEST STRENGTH” WAS LEGIT LISTED AS “IS ORGANISING THE TOURNAMENT”

ROFLZZZZ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW YOU CATEGORICAL FUCKING MORON BRAINDEAD PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT??? GET THE ENTIRE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU OLE BITCHASS EZ BOARD RUNNER UP FAGGOT. YOURE AN EMBARASSEMENT.

PROLLY WHY GENO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU THESE DAYS TOO

GO FUCK YOURSELF PUSSY

ROFLZZZZ

[House of Leaves]

@Diablo @sral
NICE, GLAD you're warmin' up JUST LIKE ME here.
You def need it.

Will peep your roast of Mike when I'm done with you. I'm sure you got him mate.

ONE MORE THING B4 I POST PIC IN 5 MINs:

Gotta....reallll quick, and HoL would NEVER FORGET THAT THIRD EGO-WALL POST FOR BB, THE big baby lol.
Yeah Lars, ACTUAL satire & humor & dopeness lol.
(SHOULD BE YOUR NAME LARS [cuz u cry, ask NYC]).
VERRRRRY SELECT CLUB THIS 3-EGO wall post shit and guess what Lars,
YOU ARE NOT IN IT - YOU HAVE NO DEPTH.