WEEK 7: Zuch 5-1 VS Wanderer 4-2 ZUCH WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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[Wanderer]

12 - 16

[UPN Zuch]

Sup fam I’m here

[UPN Zuch]

Real quick..

Wand a tiny boy, hoes don’t call this dude
If you’re gonna wear a sizable W after this it’s a crop top from Charlotte Russe
I run trains, bitches can feel the attrition
Wand is on that train shit too, he sits on one at the pediatrician
You’re too small to fight so quit with the steeze
Record is 19-29, but it’s no battle at all for you to fit in those jeans
A man of your size is cool with A-cups
Speaking of your girls genetics, I could shoot a load on that face and improve her makeup
I’m an adult, trust my rhymes more fly than his
Wand has never been shook, if he was this guy would die from SIDS
I was born dope, you can’t see what I keep in store
Wand came out the womb sick too, mom quit smoking crack the week before
The whole process was a bit remote
Head so small, when you were crowning they thought it was a kidney stone
Small ass head, I can’t scratch that, you’re PAST wack
Bird neck has no stability, if you put on a snap back it snaps back

[Wanderer]

Champed in your own forum & its obvs a joke or fixed
This league’s more than Shifty.. it’s wearing shades & selling smokes to kids
Then a homoerotic finals.. damage really wasn’t dealt to u
It’s EXACTLY what we all expected when u dropped ur belt for blue
Ur lines delivered in a way that’s not witty or up to scratch, pal
Minor Dry & leave em breathless.. I hope urs suffocates in his bath towel
Got the legs of a fucking flamingo & how u preferred astounds me
Surprised u’ve found ur feet so well here when they usually submerged in algae
1 punch’ll disfigure Tommy or even better, kill..
I’ll make professional contact with ya boy in a way no model agent ever will
I’ll aim down the chrome. Bust in ya crib & shoot brains outta domes
Have u & ur fam all over the walls.. that’s helping make ya house a home
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em
I’ll tell Jamie straight I want the pussy. U not raping a hoe is in doubt
Ur idea of Blunt Talk with a bitch is the object used to club the ‘no’ out her mouth

[Coop]

ZUCH

Wand a tiny boy, hoes don’t call this dude
If you’re gonna wear a sizable W after this it’s a crop top from Charlotte Russe
Kinda funny
I run trains, bitches can feel the attrition
Wand is on that train shit too, he sits on one at the pediatrician
Kinda funny as well but same "you're small" concept twice in a row to open?
You’re too small to fight so quit with the steeze
Record is 19-29, but it’s no battle at all for you to fit in those jeans
Make that three times. This was the worst out of the three
A man of your size is cool with A-cups
Speaking of your girls genetics, I could shoot a load on that face and improve her makeup
Meh
I’m an adult, trust my rhymes more fly than his
Wand has never been shook, if he was this guy would die from SIDS
Had to look up SIDS but lol
I was born dope, you can’t see what I keep in store
Wand came out the womb sick too, mom quit smoking crack the week before
I feel like I've seen similar, but well worded and funny/harsh
The whole process was a bit remote
Head so small, when you were crowning they thought it was a kidney stone
Too basic
Small ass head, I can’t scratch that, you’re PAST wack
Bird neck has no stability, if you put on a snap back it snaps back
So basic its almost funny. Throwaway imo


Not a bad verse. You definitely stuck with the "you're small" shit too much. Crack & SIDS were my fav, followed by the first two bars.

6.5/10


VS





WANDERER

Champed in your own forum & its obvs a joke or fixed
This league’s more than Shifty.. it’s wearing shades & selling smokes to kids
Idk shifty so this didnt resonate. I feel like it woulda been decent
Then a homoerotic finals.. damage really wasn’t dealt to u
It’s EXACTLY what we all expected when u dropped ur belt for blue
Ughhh this is a damn good "you lost to __ last week" bar, which i normally HATE. I like how it continued from the opener too.
Ur lines delivered in a way that’s not witty or up to scratch, pal
Minor Dry & leave em breathless.. I hope urs suffocates in his bath towel
Shoulda did something harsher than 'i hope' but this was good
Got the legs of a fucking flamingo & how u preferred astounds me
Surprised u’ve found ur feet so well here when they usually submerged in algae
Had to re-read a few times. Meh
1 punch’ll disfigure Tommy or even better, kill..
I’ll make professional contact with ya boy in a way no model agent ever will
Ok
I’ll aim down the chrome. Bust in ya crib & shoot brains outta domes
Have u & ur fam all over the walls.. that’s helping make ya house a home
Wasn't feelin it
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em
Punch was a little wordy, but this was a good one
I’ll tell Jamie straight I want the pussy. U not raping a hoe is in doubt
Ur idea of Blunt Talk with a bitch is the object used to club the ‘no’ out her mouth
Ok closer


Good verse, not many misses. Belt & lightbulb were the best bars. 7/10




I’m an adult, trust my rhymes more fly than his
Wand has never been shook, if he was this guy would die from SIDS
I was born dope, you can’t see what I keep in store
Wand came out the womb sick too, mom quit smoking crack the week before


VS


Then a homoerotic finals.. damage really wasn’t dealt to u
It’s EXACTLY what we all expected when u dropped ur belt for blue
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em



After first read, just off feeling, I had it tied. After analyzing, I think Wand's best two were better than Zuch's best two. They were relatively even matched other than that, Wand had the creativity edge, Zuch was a bit funnier. Both had a handful of misses and a few avg bars. I could see this going either way.


Vote: Wand

[iSpaz]

Wand a tiny boy, hoes don’t call this dude
If you’re gonna wear a sizable W after this it’s a crop top from Charlotte Russe
kinda jokes
I run trains, bitches can feel the attrition
Wand is on that train shit too, he sits on one at the pediatrician
wat?
You’re too small to fight so quit with the steeze
Record is 19-29, but it’s no battle at all for you to fit in those jeans
lol dumbb
A man of your size is cool with A-cups
Speaking of your girls genetics, I could shoot a load on that face and improve her makeup
lolll ok this was funny
I’m an adult, trust my rhymes more fly than his
Wand has never been shook, if he was this guy would die from SIDS
ok
I was born dope, you can’t see what I keep in store
Wand came out the womb sick too, mom quit smoking crack the week before
cool
The whole process was a bit remote
Head so small, when you were crowning they thought it was a kidney stone
dead
Small ass head, I can’t scratch that, you’re PAST wack
Bird neck has no stability, if you put on a snap back it snaps back
lightt

vs

Champed in your own forum & its obvs a joke or fixed
This league’s more than Shifty.. it’s wearing shades & selling smokes to kids
i get being shifty, idk if im missing the punch tho
Then a homoerotic finals.. damage really wasn’t dealt to u
It’s EXACTLY what we all expected when u dropped ur belt for blue
cool
Ur lines delivered in a way that’s not witty or up to scratch, pal
Minor Dry & leave em breathless.. I hope urs suffocates in his bath towel
hmm
Got the legs of a fucking flamingo & how u preferred astounds me
Surprised u’ve found ur feet so well here when they usually submerged in algae
nahh
1 punch’ll disfigure Tommy or even better, kill..
I’ll make professional contact with ya boy in a way no model agent ever will
hmm
I’ll aim down the chrome. Bust in ya crib & shoot brains outta domes
Have u & ur fam all over the walls.. that’s helping make ya house a home
this was cool
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em
nice
I’ll tell Jamie straight I want the pussy. U not raping a hoe is in doubt
Ur idea of Blunt Talk with a bitch is the object used to club the ‘no’ out her mouth
ehhh

v/zuch. i have yall about tied on quotables. i felt like wand could take this though, its that close. zuch has come harder than this before. wand's misses imo missed more than zuchs

[Ajax]

Hmm. This was tough. Pretty close. Zuch spent the whole verse on the skinny/small guy personal, and I have no idea if that’s actually true. But, pediatrician and makeup were dope.. and the whole verse was well worded.

Wanderer had some solid concepts and was well worded too. But, there were too many lines that didn’t hit at all to me (legs in algae, etc).

All in all, I think Zuch pulled it out by a hair. Cheers.

[fraze]

Originally Posted by Zuch

Wand a tiny boy, hoes don’t call this dude
If you’re gonna wear a sizable W after this it’s a crop top from Charlotte Russe
like the flow and wording but punch is light to me
I run trains, bitches can feel the attrition
Wand is on that train shit too, he sits on one at the pediatrician
didn't like your setup. punch is light as worded
You’re too small to fight so quit with the steeze
Record is 19-29, but it’s no battle at all for you to fit in those jeans
this is ok
A man of your size is cool with A-cups
Speaking of your girls genetics, I could shoot a load on that face and improve her makeup
this is nice. clever bar
I’m an adult, trust my rhymes more fly than his
Wand has never been shook, if he was this guy would die from SIDS
doesn't hit as worded. not being shook is a good thing not a diss. maybe with a different setup
I was born dope, you can’t see what I keep in store
Wand came out the womb sick too, mom quit smoking crack the week before
statement. nice concept tho, but comparison is light
The whole process was a bit remote
Head so small, when you were crowning they thought it was a kidney stone
don't like this
Small ass head, I can’t scratch that, you’re PAST wack
Bird neck has no stability, if you put on a snap back it snaps back
this is funny but meh as a punch

Originally Posted by Wanderer

Champed in your own forum & its obvs a joke or fixed
This league’s more than Shifty.. it’s wearing shades & selling smokes to kids
funny and nice wording. light punch
Then a homoerotic finals.. damage really wasn’t dealt to u
It’s EXACTLY what we all expected when u dropped ur belt for blue
nice
Ur lines delivered in a way that’s not witty or up to scratch, pal
Minor Dry & leave em breathless.. I hope urs suffocates in his bath towel
see the wp. wording is off to me. needs more setup
Got the legs of a fucking flamingo & how u preferred astounds me
Surprised u’ve found ur feet so well here when they usually submerged in algae
this is nice
1 punch’ll disfigure Tommy or even better, kill..
I’ll make professional contact with ya boy in a way no model agent ever will
light to me. you didn't setup professional so would have worked better w/o it
I’ll aim down the chrome. Bust in ya crib & shoot brains outta domes
Have u & ur fam all over the walls.. that’s helping make ya house a home
ok
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em
wordy. light
I’ll tell Jamie straight I want the pussy. U not raping a hoe is in doubt
Ur idea of Blunt Talk with a bitch is the object used to club the ‘no’ out her mouth
not a fan

Zuch had 19-29 and genetic makeup. Not sure if you were just pressed for time this week but i've seen better from you. Your personals would have hit harder in a pic battle, but felt light to me here.

Wand had dropped belt, algae, and house a home. Liked your concepts and creativity. Needed more setup in a few places.

Vote: Wanderer close battle but he wins on quotes.

[UPN Zuch]

Need more votes before I can go to next week

[Scout]

Zuch

Wand a tiny boy, hoes don’t call this dude
If you’re gonna wear a sizable W after this it’s a crop top from Charlotte Russe
I run trains, bitches can feel the attrition
Wand is on that train shit too, he sits on one at the pediatrician
You’re too small to fight so quit with the steeze
Record is 19-29, but it’s no battle at all for you to fit in those jeans
A man of your size is cool with A-cups
Speaking of your girls genetics, I could shoot a load on that face and improve her makeup

Second half of your verse really took a spill
Reinforcing the notion that less 60 line verses=more consistent lesser line verses throughout the season
Still a good verse. Possible lotw in there and there hasn't been many of those, imo


Wand

Champed in your own forum & its obvs a joke or fixed
This league’s more than Shifty.. it’s wearing shades & selling smokes to kids
Got the legs of a fucking flamingo & how u preferred astounds me
Surprised u’ve found ur feet so well here when they usually submerged in algae
I’ll aim down the chrome. Bust in ya crib & shoot brains outta domes
Have u & ur fam all over the walls.. that’s helping make ya house a home
Searching archives to wow voters & still hopeless at stunning em
U only appear to move forward with energy cos u take HOFers lightbulb moments & run with em

Jesus

This is almost too close to call

Both had 1 banger each
Both had 3 other standouts, which were on par with eachother

I'm going with which banger I liked better, which was the more perosonal one ..
Voting Zuch

Closest battle this week, which is why it's still open for votes

[UPN Zuch]

More votes so we can go to next week.

[john hensley]

I hate to say this cuz I love Zuch, but I think Wanderer got this. Zuchs facial line was LOTB for me but I think Wanderer was more consistent and had some fire. Prob the first Zuch verse I've read lately I didn't completely love

V Wanderer

[Fracture]

Wanderer this dudes cool. Flamingo line was clever. I felt the blue concept should have been ruder. Family on the wall is lotb... Neigh did something similar but assuming you didnt know that its a dope concept. Light bulb could of banged man. Good ideas, solid verse fa sho.


Zuch verse felt rushed. Make up and 19-29 were good. Snap back was cool. You were more direct. I liken the approach to a welterweight that outpointed the other guy

Tbh both of you had every opportunity to claim the battle but were sloppy and or in zuchs case uninspired at times.

I gotta give this one to zuch because to be the man you gotta beat the man. Wanderer wins if family on the wall wasnt a neigh concept done better recently. Vote zuch- barely.