Aesop Rock Appreciation Thread Pt. 85984746363

Wise Wiggles · 03-12-2014, 04:41 PM

Let me put you up on Bob's donuts
Controller of the warm deep fryer that charms cobras
Mostly it was aggravated ulcers over goat's legs
Will they go for maple, custard, buttermilk or wolfs bane?
Hm, late after your cinderella pulsate and crash I was rotating casts
Picture if you will a witching hour on week night in the trenches
Where paranoia dead-ends in a bright florescent heaven
With sprinkles
I know right yum
Whether tummy ache or fever
Keep the funnel cake I'm honey glaze in vitro
In the company of similar believers
Sleepless, who hear the walls breath and foam at the facial features
Now the yeast, a phoenix in the partially hydrogenated
Equal parts flower, faith, healing
Might replace your previously nominated jesus
But only if you privy to the following secret of all secrets

Shh, every night at 12 they would march out from the back
With a tray of raw dough for the pool of hot fat
Show up around 1 never get your god back
If you're just tuning in, walk into the light

I boil oil too, not for scarfing
For CCs of japanese innovation that screech into free parking
Purple heart and 2nd chin that beseech him to squeeze the carbs into the motherboard
You can chew the eucharist in cruller form
Locally a seedy danish underworld is bustling where jelly's not a celebrated it's a puppet string
Pluck, nose for canola
5 cow stomachs like a mime with a rope going nowhere
Fast, right hand of god on my shoulder, crows feet swollen, dopey
Combing apple fritters over with folk of opposing cultures
Baby sitter cop thief reverend, body glitter, botched c-section, bronze teeth
Each progressively more sequestered
Yet if threatened will defend the rasin bread as codefendants
Some lose religion or view it as superstition
You can tell a friend if you are down to kill them

Shh, every night at 12 they would march out from the back
With a tray of raw dough for the pool of hot fat
Show up around 1 never get your god back
If you're just tuning in, walk into the light

The fat boys are back, foam fingers over open arms
To feverishly reclaim their stomachs from golden jars
And stagger through the pulse of the gulch on a builder's dividends
Hiding high behind his guilty powdered-sugar fingerprints
Seething eventide fever, sidewalk feeling a little dicey
I'm snake-eye straight to the cakes icing
Might, fortune-teller up your favorite paper tiger stripe
Great, grace invaders, the first-name basis patron haters
Who compromise the pilot lights and flavors
Silent night, holy night, invite the pious out the pagan
Midnight kitchen doors un-caging the enablers like butchers in bloody aprons
Can I get a fucking amen?
AMEN, hazelnut raiders of the lost, navigate consecutive pastries like stations of the cross
No name no dayjob
Know the folk where it virgin mary toast by the loaf
Thanks Bob

.......... IKr YUM

Diode · 03-12-2014, 04:41 PM

weird, this post was blank at first

Wise Wiggles · 03-12-2014, 04:42 PM

i miss muh blanky yo wtf

Badweather · 03-12-2014, 04:46 PM

fuck those words

Wise Wiggles · 03-12-2014, 04:50 PM

his worst is better than your best though :-/

Badweather · 03-12-2014, 04:53 PM

your opinion won't change mine

uh-oh · 03-12-2014, 05:43 PM

badweather is alot better than aesop rock

ill nik-A · 03-12-2014, 05:44 PM

I got badweather > Aesop also

dull boy · 03-12-2014, 05:46 PM

This board's majority being of the opinion that Aesop Rock isn't good isn't good.

PancakeBrah · 03-12-2014, 05:47 PM

Lol Aesop rock is a lot better than bw tho

Cool song wise ways. Thx for posting.

SiK · 03-12-2014, 05:48 PM

Hot garbage

Wise Wiggles · 03-12-2014, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badweather

your opinion won't change mine

I was jk'n you chill in my book but you don't like anything so I'm not taking it too bad. And yes, dull, I agree. If they can't recognize talent after it's tap danced with syringe soled shoes on their faceeeeeeeee, then it's all good .. LOL

Badweather · 03-12-2014, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Le Wise Ways

I was jk'n you chill in my book but you don't like anything so I'm not taking it too bad.

you're mistaking me for uh-oh, THAT nigga hates EVERYTHING. lmao, i can't believe you think that about me. that's insulting. i need to re-evaluate this friendship. we're friends, right?

ill nik-A · 03-12-2014, 05:58 PM

He's a good writer but a horrible rapper, his music sucks really bad

I rather read this than listen to his shit, he's probably the worst I've heard on a horrible beat cuz even his production. Sucks bad

trap. · 03-12-2014, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

badweather is alot better than aesop rock

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! BW is good but this totally made my day. Thank you.

uh-oh · 03-12-2014, 06:35 PM

lol just doing my part

but word i am the dude who hates everything for the most part, but aesop is just the worst

its not that we can't see his talent, but his talent is hidden under garbage. its like if someone made amazing lasagna in a roach infested hoarder kitchen with shit everywhere and dead cats laying around. i don't care how good the lasagna is, everything else around it is just terrible.

he should be a poet, or a legitamate writer or something, he makes terrible music, it really surprises me any time anyone supports his music. the only people who do are text forum people tho, so the only conclusion i can come to is you enjoy his writing

because he is not good at making music. at all. i would rather listen to just about everyone.

his voice is terrible. his flows are terrible. his style doesnt translate well to being HEARD

its just wack all around.

uh-oh · 03-12-2014, 06:37 PM

but i have to keep in mind as well people here like eminem

even those who hate aesop

so i just dont understand you people AT ALL

im also racist against white rappers tho, so there is that. only white rappers i can think of that i bump is action bronson. and riff raff gets an honorable mention even if i don't listen to his music. NEON ICON.

Paradigm · 03-12-2014, 08:47 PM

action bronson and riff raff... really metaphive REALLY

dull boy · 03-12-2014, 10:10 PM

Aesop Rock has a cool voice, and a great cadence. His shows are filled with people whom I'm sure don't visit text forums.

Certain · 03-12-2014, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

Aesop Rock has a cool voice, and a great cadence. His shows are filled with people whom I'm sure don't visit text forums.

Well said. He has a lot of fans who barely listen to rap, especially with his recent ventures into electronica. He lost me a bit starting with Bazooka Tooth, but I still bump Labor Days on the regular. And those lyrics in the OP are great.

03-12-2014, 04:41 PM	#1
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Aesop Rock Appreciation Thread Pt. 85984746363 Let me put you up on Bob's donuts Controller of the warm deep fryer that charms cobras Mostly it was aggravated ulcers over goat's legs Will they go for maple, custard, buttermilk or wolfs bane? Hm, late after your cinderella pulsate and crash I was rotating casts Picture if you will a witching hour on week night in the trenches Where paranoia dead-ends in a bright florescent heaven With sprinkles I know right yum Whether tummy ache or fever Keep the funnel cake I'm honey glaze in vitro In the company of similar believers Sleepless, who hear the walls breath and foam at the facial features Now the yeast, a phoenix in the partially hydrogenated Equal parts flower, faith, healing Might replace your previously nominated jesus But only if you privy to the following secret of all secrets Shh, every night at 12 they would march out from the back With a tray of raw dough for the pool of hot fat Show up around 1 never get your god back If you're just tuning in, walk into the light I boil oil too, not for scarfing For CCs of japanese innovation that screech into free parking Purple heart and 2nd chin that beseech him to squeeze the carbs into the motherboard You can chew the eucharist in cruller form Locally a seedy danish underworld is bustling where jelly's not a celebrated it's a puppet string Pluck, nose for canola 5 cow stomachs like a mime with a rope going nowhere Fast, right hand of god on my shoulder, crows feet swollen, dopey Combing apple fritters over with folk of opposing cultures Baby sitter cop thief reverend, body glitter, botched c-section, bronze teeth Each progressively more sequestered Yet if threatened will defend the rasin bread as codefendants Some lose religion or view it as superstition You can tell a friend if you are down to kill them Shh, every night at 12 they would march out from the back With a tray of raw dough for the pool of hot fat Show up around 1 never get your god back If you're just tuning in, walk into the light The fat boys are back, foam fingers over open arms To feverishly reclaim their stomachs from golden jars And stagger through the pulse of the gulch on a builder's dividends Hiding high behind his guilty powdered-sugar fingerprints Seething eventide fever, sidewalk feeling a little dicey I'm snake-eye straight to the cakes icing Might, fortune-teller up your favorite paper tiger stripe Great, grace invaders, the first-name basis patron haters Who compromise the pilot lights and flavors Silent night, holy night, invite the pious out the pagan Midnight kitchen doors un-caging the enablers like butchers in bloody aprons Can I get a fucking amen? AMEN, hazelnut raiders of the lost, navigate consecutive pastries like stations of the cross No name no dayjob Know the folk where it virgin mary toast by the loaf Thanks Bob .......... IKr YUM __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

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Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	i miss muh blanky yo wtf __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

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03-12-2014, 04:50 PM	#5
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	his worst is better than your best though :-/ __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-12-2014, 04:53 PM	#6
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	your opinion won't change mine __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

03-12-2014, 05:43 PM	#7
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	badweather is alot better than aesop rock __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

03-12-2014, 05:44 PM	#8
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	I got badweather > Aesop also __________________ Grumpy old man.

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dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	This board's majority being of the opinion that Aesop Rock isn't good isn't good.

03-12-2014, 05:47 PM	#10
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Lol Aesop rock is a lot better than bw tho Cool song wise ways. Thx for posting.

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SiK Sergeant Slaughter Join Date: Mar 1986 Posts: 1,913 Battle Record: 13-4 Rep Power: 3648784	Hot garbage

03-12-2014, 05:58 PM	#14
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	He's a good writer but a horrible rapper, his music sucks really bad I rather read this than listen to his shit, he's probably the worst I've heard on a horrible beat cuz even his production. Sucks bad __________________ Grumpy old man.

03-12-2014, 06:35 PM	#16
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	lol just doing my part but word i am the dude who hates everything for the most part, but aesop is just the worst its not that we can't see his talent, but his talent is hidden under garbage. its like if someone made amazing lasagna in a roach infested hoarder kitchen with shit everywhere and dead cats laying around. i don't care how good the lasagna is, everything else around it is just terrible. he should be a poet, or a legitamate writer or something, he makes terrible music, it really surprises me any time anyone supports his music. the only people who do are text forum people tho, so the only conclusion i can come to is you enjoy his writing because he is not good at making music. at all. i would rather listen to just about everyone. his voice is terrible. his flows are terrible. his style doesnt translate well to being HEARD its just wack all around. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

03-12-2014, 06:37 PM	#17
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	but i have to keep in mind as well people here like eminem even those who hate aesop so i just dont understand you people AT ALL im also racist against white rappers tho, so there is that. only white rappers i can think of that i bump is action bronson. and riff raff gets an honorable mention even if i don't listen to his music. NEON ICON. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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Paradigm ___________ Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: California Posts: 1,989 Battle Record: 4-4 Champed - The Ultimate Textcee - NBL Cypher Rep Power: 11033508	action bronson and riff raff... really metaphive REALLY

03-12-2014, 10:10 PM	#19
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Aesop Rock has a cool voice, and a great cadence. His shows are filled with people whom I'm sure don't visit text forums.