Stories that figs mom tells him

Fig · 09-15-2013, 02:54 PM

Now understand everything in here is based on my mom's account. These are the stories of her life.

As a young, 18 year old gang member, my mother was strolling through the local projects of her small northern California hometown, when fat jenny popped up. Now, fat jenny was a local hoe, and she was fat, as well as owed my mom some minor sum of cash. My mother then accosted fat Jennifer on the matter (she whooped that bitches ASS) and Jennifer offered a resolution which would quench both of their needs. Fat jen offered my mom the ability to solicit her services as a prostitute, in order to pay off the debt. My mom, after much consideration, took up jennifers offer, and thus proceeded with her business venture of pimpin out fat jen. Oh it was a grand time in my mom's life. She would stay posted on the corner, with the homegirls, while fat fuck jenny got to rocking some nasty man's caravan down the street. Now as time went on, the other local hoes heard stories of my mothers entrepreneurship, and started asking if they could get involved. This expanded my mothers business sufficiently, to about 4 hoes.

The business thrived for a solid 3 months until my mother decided to sell it. She walked away from it however, wiser, and $60 dollars richer. I'd say that's a success story if I've ever heard one, fuck off Steve Jobs

Diode · 09-15-2013, 02:56 PM

what fig's moms might look like

Fig · 09-15-2013, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

what fig's moms might look like

Lmao

Certain · 09-15-2013, 04:41 PM

@Figurative, to properly judge this story, we need pictures. Yiur mom and Fat Jenny, please.

Fig · 09-15-2013, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

@Figurative, to properly judge this story, we need pictures. Yiur mom and Fat Jenny, please.

Vulgar · 09-15-2013, 05:25 PM

I'd give this thread 4 stars.

Strikta · 09-15-2013, 05:28 PM

Ya'll cannot be this bored.

Certain · 09-15-2013, 11:18 PM

Fig's mom is hot as shit. I love a skinny chick.

Swerve · 09-16-2013, 06:17 AM

I'm feeling the throwback headband.

Zen · 09-16-2013, 08:01 AM

I wish my mom was 1/10 as cool as yours.

09-15-2013, 02:54 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Stories that figs mom tells him Now understand everything in here is based on my mom's account. These are the stories of her life. As a young, 18 year old gang member, my mother was strolling through the local projects of her small northern California hometown, when fat jenny popped up. Now, fat jenny was a local hoe, and she was fat, as well as owed my mom some minor sum of cash. My mother then accosted fat Jennifer on the matter (she whooped that bitches ASS) and Jennifer offered a resolution which would quench both of their needs. Fat jen offered my mom the ability to solicit her services as a prostitute, in order to pay off the debt. My mom, after much consideration, took up jennifers offer, and thus proceeded with her business venture of pimpin out fat jen. Oh it was a grand time in my mom's life. She would stay posted on the corner, with the homegirls, while fat fuck jenny got to rocking some nasty man's caravan down the street. Now as time went on, the other local hoes heard stories of my mothers entrepreneurship, and started asking if they could get involved. This expanded my mothers business sufficiently, to about 4 hoes. The business thrived for a solid 3 months until my mother decided to sell it. She walked away from it however, wiser, and $60 dollars richer. I'd say that's a success story if I've ever heard one, fuck off Steve Jobs __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

09-15-2013, 02:56 PM	#2
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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	Fig's mom is hot as shit. I love a skinny chick. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

09-16-2013, 06:17 AM	#9
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,877 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920324	I'm feeling the throwback headband. __________________ No Cap Gang.

09-15-2013, 04:41 PM	#4
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	@Figurative, to properly judge this story, we need pictures. Yiur mom and Fat Jenny, please.

09-15-2013, 05:25 PM	#6
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	I'd give this thread 4 stars.

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Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Ya'll cannot be this bored.

09-16-2013, 08:01 AM	#10
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	I wish my mom was 1/10 as cool as yours.