1. Zuch vs 8. Wanderer - ZUCH WINS

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@Zuchiefiasco

@Wanderer

[UPN Zuch]

[UPN Zuch]

I got 16

[Wanderer]

An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves
Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here
that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear
They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts
Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs
U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son
If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum
How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean
No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream
Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack
Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back
& those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes
U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes

[UPN Zuch]

That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son
It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?”
You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure
I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger
That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs
Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps
You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit
Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with
What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes
Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask
No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention
Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection
I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit
Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Wanderer

An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves

I’m goooooone

[evaD]

An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves
Niice opener
Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here
that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear
Streak seems a bit awkward but it works I guess
They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts
Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs
cool but I don’t think it’s a monkey and are you saying they’re junkies or something? Could’ve been setup better I think
U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son
If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum
Haha funny but contradicts last bar a bit?
How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean
No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream
Don’t like this
Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack
Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back
Fire
& those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes
U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes
Dont see the connection between wasted clothes and not fitting clothes?



That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son
It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?”
Lmao this got a genuine laugh
You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure
I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger
Nice
That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs
Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps
Kinda played
You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit
Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with
Funny
What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes
Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask
Lol
No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention
Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection
Fire
I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit
Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient
Cool closer


Wand definitely had some good stuff here. Opener and belly in the back bars were nice. He also had a few misses for me. Zuch had the usual consistent comedy angles and smooth wording that makes it work. 5k Line was too basic for me but the rest was good enough to take it

Vote - zuch

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FYI @Adverse @Mac you aren't eligible to compete in the roast unless you vote on this battle

[Destroyer]

An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves
Ok
Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here
that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear
not feeling maybe I don’t get it
They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts
Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs
Nice
U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son
If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum
Ehh
How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean
No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream
This is ok. Could have been more
Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack
Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back
Nice
& those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes
U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes
Ehh again, clothes look ok to me

That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son
It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?”
Lmao lotb
You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure
I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger
Nice
That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs
Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps
Light
You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit
Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with
Ok
What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes
Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask
Didn’t like this
No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention
Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection
Lol
I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit
Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient
nah

I have Zuch here for more consistency though the opening two were the best from him I thought. Wand was decent. Too much about the other guys though.
Decent battle, at least it happened, right?

V/zuch

[Adverse]

Tried voting on this yesterday but anywayssss

Didn’t think Wander was too bad here however some of his bars seemed pretty ineffective, he just didn’t go for the jugular enough imo. I liked your last six you started off pretty meh but finished strong liked the twins concept a lot. Best bar in your verse

Zuch was Zuch here had a solid verse first two and last two bars were my favorites from his verse.thought it was funny how much you did the nose concept because of how often they go after you for it

In the end Zuch is my winner with more hits but Wander made this a little interesting so kudos

V/Zuch

[Mac]

An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves
this is fukin fire

Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here
that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear
okk

They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts
Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs
lmao ok but not surprising

U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son
If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum
cool

How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean
No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream
ok I liked the lead up but could have been better

Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack
Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back
okk

& those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes
U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes
haha decent!

vs.

That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son
It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?”
lol

You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure
I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger
okkkkkkkkkkk

That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs
Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps
okkk

You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit
Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with
ok lol

What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes
Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask
not feeling this

No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention
Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection
ehh ok

I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit
Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient
decent but played


so I read this battle like 4 times cuz it's the only one... and after long thinking I found myself enjoying wanderer's verse more than Zuch. I generally fuck with zuch verses but I felt that the humor was kinda forced .. also 4 nose bars and 3 kid bars was kinda repetitive. No hate man though it was a decent verse, but Wanderer came pretty dope here, more creative and consistent. good battle fellas :)

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An ugly neck in a snow white hoodie but u a killer, no question dork
Cos I see a witch with a rosey apple & only 3 of the 7 dwarves
lol. Dope opener
Selfies, pouting, nudity.. if I’m being frank there’s gay boys here
that Streak in the back was bad enough til I clocked ur dangling bacon ear
the streak connection isn't too strong. Wording in the punch is a little weird to me
They don’t wanna hang with u. Ur soft as a mattress & that’s facts
Ironic if that’s a monkey on ur chest coz those 3 all carry one on their backs
cool
U don’t know how to party & don’t touch drugs so quit faking it son
If ur best pal’s chewing his face off it’s cos his mouth contains WAY too much gum
had to google 'chewing one's face off' and didn't find anything too concrete. I'm assuming this is about the gums of the guy next to zuch? It's a little all over the place and doesn't land for me
How u one of the best? When it come to the text this rookie’s not mean
No way ur leading an art just cos ur friend behind u looks like The Scream
this connection is weak. The scream has his hands on the side of the face (think home alone) btw.
Left dude MUST be ur brother! Pic shows how I’ll mount an attack
Cos i’m gonna put twins to the front that’ll leave a chest hanging out at the back
clever. Cool
& those threads don’t fit u bro. No way u scooping up hoes
U 4 all drunk as hell & still the most wasted thing is the room in your clothes
funny, okay


That tiny ass frame is as slim as it gets son
It must suck when a girl wants to see your baby arm and you gotta ask her “which one?”
lol nice.
You’re handsome, bitches love you, Wand’s a legitimate pro figure
I’m talking shit, I’ll say anything if it’s gonna get that head to grow bigger
lol. Okay
That nose has some reach, it’s setting some new recs
Wanderer lines up for a 5k and wins the race in two steps
old, dozens-esque concept
You’re a little ass boy, I got a Huxtable’s wit
Onion and garlic? Quite the exquisite choice to garnish your Lunchables with
light but okay
What a time to have nostrils the size of a giraffes
Even during Covid, when you sneeze the snot flies out the side of your mask
alright
No hope for that nose, it’s even freakish to mention
Plastic surgeon gonna tell you to count back from 100 then hit you with lethal injection
funny but light
I win titles, plus I’m crazy with this dissin’ shit
Wand is sick too if you factor in that he’s a 4-time Make-A-Wish recipient
really old connection


Close, but I have zuch just barely edging it with consistency. Mostly jabs all around though so I could see Wanderer getting a few votes if this gets enough voters

V/zuch

[UserName]

Wanderer had

Opener
The scream
Wasted


Zuch had

Baby arm
Two steps
Lunchables
Make a wish

V - Zuch