this is the masterbation thread... (Muff tastes his own semen in this thread)

Geno · 12-11-2014, 03:53 PM

So i recently read a post in discussion where @dead man referred to it as "rubbing one off"

What codewords do u use for jerking it?
Ive always enjoyed referring to it as "killing my/yourself"

How often do u do it. What places have you done it... oddest wierdest places? Ever been caught?

I personally have jerked off every fuckibg where you could imagine and left seeds allover the place lmmfaooooooo

El Muffin · 12-11-2014, 03:55 PM

Dawg im offshore

haven't seen pussy In like 3 months

bruh

suave on deck

all im saying

I call it "squeezing one out" lol

and yes I got caught one time but I played it off like a g

Geno · 12-11-2014, 03:56 PM

Hahaha. I feel for you my G. Big ups

Diode · 12-11-2014, 04:01 PM

fuck this site

El Muffin · 12-11-2014, 04:02 PM

lol

dead man · 12-11-2014, 04:09 PM

I'm a bit upset that this was what you tagged me for, if I'm being honest.

big baby · 12-11-2014, 04:13 PM

dead man want 2 do acollao @dead man

Geno · 12-11-2014, 04:15 PM

:/
Were all men here. Either your ashamed of this. Or you lack sexdrive. But we ALL do it. Fact is... some of us probably have higher levels of masterbation practices than most people in the world. This is because of the level of surfing we do. i mean statistically. Men think think about sex ...what, 70perceng og the day? Give or take some numbers. Now you cant tell me that you dont wack the motherfucker driving these thoughts and sit there saying so oug og honesty. Dont be shy... lets have it. Where when and how much. Ive come clean. Ur turn u fuckz

Zen · 12-11-2014, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

Ive come clean.

El Muffin · 12-11-2014, 04:25 PM

i dont think about sex 70% of the day.

its a shitload of fleeting thoughts

not like i sit in thinking mans pose for 30mins str8 fantasizing

if thats a stat then i dispute it

Geno · 12-11-2014, 04:43 PM

Its a stst i saw somewhere. It happens. Subconsciiusly even

Inno · 12-11-2014, 04:52 PM

nigga this is a hiphop site jesus christ.

I often beat off to niki minaj on mute.

real nigga status.

Half Wit It · 12-11-2014, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide

:/
Were all men here.

Precisely.

timeless · 12-11-2014, 05:14 PM

Dick in ya hand, you missed the plan

Stan · 12-11-2014, 05:22 PM

@Phil you got a lot of explaining to do

Geno · 12-11-2014, 05:22 PM

lol

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 12-11-2014, 05:29 PM

genocide wants to know where, when and how many times.

the type of grip and how hard you tug. do you palm it or do you use fingers.

weird thread.

Geno · 12-11-2014, 05:34 PM

haha. i wanna know

Geno · 12-11-2014, 05:38 PM

cass showmanship killing it

Geno · 12-11-2014, 05:39 PM

damn. cass got rnd 1 wrong thread, my bad yall. lol

12-11-2014, 03:53 PM	#1
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,325 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	this is the masterbation thread... (Muff tastes his own semen in this thread) So i recently read a post in discussion where @dead man referred to it as "rubbing one off" What codewords do u use for jerking it? Ive always enjoyed referring to it as "killing my/yourself" How often do u do it. What places have you done it... oddest wierdest places? Ever been caught? I personally have jerked off every fuckibg where you could imagine and left seeds allover the place lmmfaooooooo __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-11-2014, 03:55 PM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Dawg im offshore haven't seen pussy In like 3 months bruh suave on deck all im saying I call it "squeezing one out" lol and yes I got caught one time but I played it off like a g __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,325 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	:/ Were all men here. Either your ashamed of this. Or you lack sexdrive. But we ALL do it. Fact is... some of us probably have higher levels of masterbation practices than most people in the world. This is because of the level of surfing we do. i mean statistically. Men think think about sex ...what, 70perceng og the day? Give or take some numbers. Now you cant tell me that you dont wack the motherfucker driving these thoughts and sit there saying so oug og honesty. Dont be shy... lets have it. Where when and how much. Ive come clean. Ur turn u fuckz __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-11-2014, 04:25 PM	#10
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	i dont think about sex 70% of the day. its a shitload of fleeting thoughts not like i sit in thinking mans pose for 30mins str8 fantasizing if thats a stat then i dispute it __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,325 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	Its a stst i saw somewhere. It happens. Subconsciiusly even __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	nigga this is a hiphop site jesus christ. I often beat off to niki minaj on mute. real nigga status.

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Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	genocide wants to know where, when and how many times. the type of grip and how hard you tug. do you palm it or do you use fingers. weird thread.

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