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08-10-2020, 11:16 PM
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UserName 3-3 vs TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO 3-3 - USER WINS
Netcees Pic League Min: 10 Lines Max: 16 Lines Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree Due Thursday, 8/13 at Midnight PST For everything else, check the Rules Thread @UserName @TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO
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08-10-2020, 11:21 PM
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I <3 girls an good at sex
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08-10-2020, 11:44 PM
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K I N G
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08-11-2020, 12:59 AM
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I <3 girls an good at sex
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Listen Porky You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck
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They think I’m dope and I Cedar Point Last edited by TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO; 08-11-2020 at 01:04 AM. |
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08-13-2020, 03:11 PM
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K I N G
Join Date: Jan 2013
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The fat joke wants fat jokes, huh? Okay then… Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float
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08-14-2020, 02:57 AM
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Listen Porky
(Lol @ this when u see his pic) You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair Lol ok So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets Doesn’t rhyme too well for me but love the concept His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning lol Dope.. although my one critique would be the lazy rhyming again of ‘burning’ and ‘morning’ Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard Not feeling as much bro Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta Lol nice So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel Dope lol It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke Hahahah yes it’s alright But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck Ehhh I guess Vs The fat joke wants fat jokes, huh? Okay then… Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish This is cool lol & go fuck urself User Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease Not really feeling What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those Lol cool He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's Cool again Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils Lol ok Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks Lmao.. not over focused on the pic part from being a fat generic, still got a laugh outta me You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast Fire lol I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float Funny again but light [/QUOTE] Top ill’s always funny.. so is User. User was more consistent though and had LOTB imo with hamstring. One of those one’s where you wondering why you didn’t think of it. Props. Another cool battle Vote User |
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08-14-2020, 10:00 PM
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AHHHHHHH
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Philadelphia
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State Fair
Kitchen cabinet John Travolta Vs Behind cheeks Wendy's Flare his nostrils Hanstring I almost quoted fire hazard..it was funny but didn't hit to hard... Verse started off strong then died out... I wish it would of kept going strong...if this was a 10line battle ur verse would of been hard to beat.... As for user his first two bars I wasn't feeling after that it picked up... I almost quoted the closer but it could have been harder Overall user took this with more hits... But top iLL is getting better n better.. props guys Vote user
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08-15-2020, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2020
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You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke vs. What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast Damn Everything I quoted from User was fire But Top had some fire too (unlike he did vs. me ...) This is a NICE battle fr, and hard to call I got Top on consistency Could definitely go either way |
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08-15-2020, 12:27 PM
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low tide in serotonin bay
Join Date: Jul 2013
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Top Ill:
State fair Toaster strudel John travolta User: Opener Macy's float Bottomless bread sticks Nostrils Man this battle was jokes loved that it turned out to be battle of the fat jokes, User had more hits imo he was at his throat but Ill had good bars and good observations V/User |
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08-16-2020, 05:10 PM
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You’re a prize alright, get drunk and just stay there
Showing off that Blue Ribbon like it’s the one you got for top pig at the State Fair okk So fat i’m starting to think photosynthesis can really happen He’s in the fridge so much his hair color has become one with the kitchen cabinets mildly funny His whole body depressed, those muscles are burning That middle finger needs a Xanax and a pep talk just to get up in the morning haha cool Bro that pic BRIGHT, so much red it’s a dire pattern I mean I can’t prove it, but this has to be some kind of fire hazard wording might be off, not feeling the fire hazard in that pic Wash. Your. Hair. Stand up straight and crop the shoulders When chicks say that they dig grease they’re talking about the one with John Travolta idk if its me cuz I did a grease bar a few weeks back but I'm not digging this So ugly, I swear to got that pose is brutal Your father might be Michael Moore, but your mother is DEFINITELY a toaster strudel not feeling this It’s ironic I would want to read anything this bastard wrote Looking like George RR Martin laid under that heat lamp and had a stroke okk But it does bring light to a situation that’s tragic at best Your hairline is protesting equality and it’s happening on the back of that neck okk vs. Okay then… Last week I had to teach rhyming to the British While you're the kinda Stout that 6 Irishman couldn't finish cool Man, stop it, please, your whole face is like toxic cheese It’s true, you’re a young me… If I moisturized with Hot Pocket grease ok kinda corny What a knee-high joke, & despite what this geek might post We know you’re an alias, there’s always an asshole behind cheeks like those haha nice He's never been good at sports, he just chokes on tendies And if he's ever threatened a Triple Double, it's at his local Wendy's decente Face is so fat, he'd die if he sucked down a spare falafel There's no room, he has to spread his cheeks just to flare his nostrils okk Kid's a dummy, there's no words to describe how rotten his text is Lookin’ like you bring a snorkel anytime you hear Bottomless Breadsticks not feeling this You’re a bloated hoax, in fact, you couldn’t run coast to coast Cuz the only time you’d ever stretch a hamstring, is tied around a boneless roast cool I know I should be angry that everything's fake he posts But fuck it, I'm just honored someone turned me into a Macy's float not getting this I'm going with username here, just wasnt feeling TOP iLL overall verse |
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08-16-2020, 07:04 PM
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NJ Devil
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Bottomless breadsticks was lol
User got it
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