08-10-2020, 11:10 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 12601535 |
Champ Match: Zuch 5-1 vs evaD 4-0 - ZUCH WINS
Netcees Pic League Min: 10 Lines Max: 16 Lines Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree Due Thursday, 8/13 at Midnight PST For everything else, check the Rules Thread @evaD figure it out |
08-10-2020, 11:12 PM | #2 |
Spoiled brat
Join Date: May 2020
Location: Detroit
Posts: 1,997
Battle Record: 25-3
Champed - Now Or Never 2020
- Netcees Pic League
- NPL Season I
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season XV
Rep Power: 83701996 |
[img]https://i.ibb.co/BLkDvpM/A7606-***-2-B9-E-4-E2-D-A8-DD-8484-D6-AE69-F4.jpg[/img]
__________________
Last edited by UPN Zuch; 08-10-2020 at 11:16 PM. |
08-10-2020, 11:14 PM | #3 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 12601535 |
lol
c a c blocked |
08-10-2020, 11:16 PM | #4 |
Spoiled brat
Join Date: May 2020
Location: Detroit
Posts: 1,997
Battle Record: 25-3
Champed - Now Or Never 2020
- Netcees Pic League
- NPL Season I
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season XV
Rep Power: 83701996 |
Idk what’s going on
|
08-10-2020, 11:16 PM | #5 |
Spoiled brat
Join Date: May 2020
Location: Detroit
Posts: 1,997
Battle Record: 25-3
Champed - Now Or Never 2020
- Netcees Pic League
- NPL Season I
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season XV
Rep Power: 83701996 |
That’s my pic good luck Dave
|
08-10-2020, 11:18 PM | #6 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 12601535 |
@evaD copy the url into your address bar and replace the *** with c a c (no spaces)
I'll get a reupload with a cooperating url to you tomorrow |
08-11-2020, 05:55 AM | #7 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2020
Posts: 697
Battle Record: 19-10
Champed - BA Show And Prove
- Summer Classic XI
Rep Power: 4156643 |
Gotcha
|
08-11-2020, 08:29 AM | #8 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 12601535 |
Davedagawd
Appreciate it |
08-11-2020, 10:36 PM | #9 |
Spoiled brat
Join Date: May 2020
Location: Detroit
Posts: 1,997
Battle Record: 25-3
Champed - Now Or Never 2020
- Netcees Pic League
- NPL Season I
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season XV
Rep Power: 83701996 |
Best believe Dave lets lame stuff fester That’s the ugliest mutt I’ve ever seen, and the dog in the backseat ain’t much better Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat? Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future” The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win? That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in You’re both looking rough, like what a place to be at Been staring at this pic 20 minutes and still can’t tell which of you is on their way to rehab For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot
__________________
Last edited by UPN Zuch; 08-12-2020 at 04:10 PM. |
08-13-2020, 04:00 PM | #10 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2020
Posts: 697
Battle Record: 19-10
Champed - BA Show And Prove
- Summer Classic XI
Rep Power: 4156643 |
If you were shooting for cute with this pic you better take a hint Shit looks like a Marley & Me reboot if it was directed by David Lynch I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’ the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?! pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk |
08-14-2020, 02:45 AM | #11 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: England
Posts: 587
Battle Record: 24-33
Champed - NPL Roast
Rep Power: 7457538 |
Best believe Dave lets lame stuff fester
That’s the ugliest mutt I’ve ever seen, and the dog in the backseat ain’t much better This is ok but almost too simple of a joke Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat? Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back It’s alright That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future” Lol ok The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after This is a good bar but on him... idk... you can’t really see that his teeth are rotting Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win? That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in Dope You’re both looking rough, like what a place to be at Been staring at this pic 20 minutes and still can’t tell which of you is on their way to rehab Lol ok For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized Nice This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot Ehhh it’s ok Vs If you were shooting for cute with this pic you better take a hint Shit looks like a Marley & Me reboot if it was directed by David Lynch Lol alright I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears It’s ok... kinda bland That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is Lmao cool There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’ Ermm.. nah. Doesn’t rhyme either? the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created Lol it’s ok Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?! It’s so so man pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch Not overly feeling And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk Ok That Death grip line from Dave might’ve been my fave tho... but then Zuch has putting down ur dog and patch it in which I enjoyed a great deal. Overall, I think Zuch was juuust a tad more consistent so I’m edging it to him. Cool battle Vote zuch |
08-14-2020, 10:10 PM | #12 |
AHHHHHHH
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 558
Battle Record: 16-17
Rep Power: 8596595 |
Bit coin
Patch it in (fire) Closer Putting down dog was a cool idea but didn't really hit hard for a diss... Closer I just barely quoted... Not a bad verse but I've seen better from u .. Vs Death grip Closer I read zuch verse and thought oh shit Dave's gonna take this...but he fell off hard compared to usual .. it wasn't a bad verse just didn't pack enough humor n heat V...zuch
__________________
.
..death to all RIGHT RIGHT!! |
08-15-2020, 11:06 AM | #13 |
Fried Member
Join Date: Jul 2020
Posts: 70
Battle Record: 0-1
Rep Power: 1555695 |
Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat?
Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win? That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot vs. I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’ the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?! pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk Another dope battle Evad is an animal. Two weeks in a row with almost a fully quotable verse, I was laughing out loud Zuch had some shit too, but I got Evad |
08-16-2020, 07:03 PM | #14 |
NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
I got zuch
Beard patch in was the kicker Good battle Evad always impressive but not enough this week
__________________
Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk |
08-16-2020, 09:02 PM | #15 |
Bags will be avenged
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,622
Battle Record: 85-58
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- 1-2 Punch League (5x)
- Fight Night LXXIX
- Fight Night 4
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 84181418 |
I got Zuchie here
Bitcoin was hilarious Patch it in was fire Dave wasn’t bad at all but he didn’t have the bangers V/zuch |
08-17-2020, 10:27 PM | #16 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 480
Battle Record: 7-12
Rep Power: 1856618 |
Best believe Dave lets lame stuff fester
That’s the ugliest mutt I’ve ever seen, and the dog in the backseat ain’t much better cool Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat? Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back savage That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future” ok i've seen this before The way the sun hits your rotted teeth is a trending disaster They’re supposed to see a bright light BEFORE they die, not twenty years after cool Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win? That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in haha cool You’re both looking rough, like what a place to be at Been staring at this pic 20 minutes and still can’t tell which of you is on their way to rehab decent For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized not feeling this This dude is homeless and adopted the cheapest they got Poor dog went from one shelter to another, for real, Dave let’s her sleep on his cot cool vs. If you were shooting for cute with this pic you better take a hint Shit looks like a Marley & Me reboot if it was directed by David Lynch almost I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears decent That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is lmao There’s some things about pup ownership zuch Clearly hasn’t figured out Got asked at the park if his dog’s ‘been done’ n replied he doesn’t ‘kiss n tell’ mm not getting this the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created okk decent Wtf man? that side profiles on some other shit We’re those scientists tryna bridge your nose or burrow a tunnel under it?! not feeling this pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch neither And if you talk shit on my dog when y’all look the same from the front Then you won’t be the first bitch with a massive nose that’s tried escaping my trunk cool after thinking it thoroughly I got Zuch with a very small margin in the winning side, had the LOTB and the contender. This was a really good battle so props to both |
08-17-2020, 10:37 PM | #17 |
K I N G
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 685
Battle Record: 15-10
Rep Power: 3228862 |
Zooch McGooch -
Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat? Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future” Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win? That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized DAVID - I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch Close close close. Zuch had this thing going in the beginning where i was like meh, love it, meh, love it. He picked up steam as he went along, though. Patch it in is probably my favorite line of the week. Dave, kinda did the same thing too - I think I actually wound up liking exactly half of your verses. And the Sphinx line tickled my funny bone. It was close, but Dave's weak points were more than mere dislikes based on taste, some of them were just downright not good in any fashion. The David Lynch idea was done just a few weeks ago by Top. I'm still trying to figure out how to rhyme the kiss and tell line. and bridge of your nose is preeeeeetty played as well just from a concept standpoint. So, taking those minuses into account - my overall vote has to go for Zuch. V - Zuch
__________________
First Class |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|