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WEEK 4 CONTENDER MATCH: User 2-0 VS Dave 2-1 DAVE WINS
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Rules Line limit Minimum: 10 Maximum: 16 Verses due 11:59pm EST October 29, 2020 (Thursday) Extensions are granted automatically. 24-hour max. MUST BE REQUESTED BY DEADLINE Good luck, gentlemen __________________
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10-24-2020, 11:21 AM
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Here 4 U
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10-25-2020, 03:01 PM
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Keep it juicy bro
I will be dropping a hot 16 and 8 of them will be Parmesan Garlic
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10-30-2020, 02:43 AM
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The British are coming!...
Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth Plus, she hates being with you, that’s a problem Dave When your girl see’s ex’s and ohhh’s more than Sean McVay All you date is pigs, they see you and twitch with shame Cuz Dave’s turned more sweaters to jumpers than British slang 4 out of 5 dentists agree, you should really see them more Dave smiles and it sounds like 32 ninja’s unsheathing swords That mouth is in decline, at least half of it's pus His teeth DK so fast, they're catching passes from Russ It’s a serious problem for Brits, but I find that fun Dave’s dental records just read: I bought Trident gum History repeats, and ranks? You’re moving fast, man I’d ask for your secret, but I’d rather not lose in a champ match I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick "She's leaving home after living alone, for so many years..." - The Beatles
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10-30-2020, 03:29 AM
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Where do I begin?
Well Just For starters, I Oughta be ranked above you Just For starters you Oughta beef shank w/ mushrooms, sheep flank, beans, ham and enough steamed clams to feed three fams when they come through So I phoned in my battle last week but it didn’t matter cuz i’m elite Last time User phoned it in Door Dash had to scramble the entire fleet I had a concept about your sex life, but I couldn’t word or make it function It had too many moving parts... just like girls before you drug them My guy is more than just a fat dude, so don’t just snigger at his bulk Foreal. This man has layers. You can see them jiggle when he walks Can’t miss him on the sidewalk, Pull up and point the glock in his direction You’ll see a red light over amber but I won’t stop til he’s intersections I take revolvers out on play dates, You don’t wanna see me triggered If user loading up Trey eight hes approaching the end of his TV dinner Join a gym bro, your whole life is at stake Last time he performed concentration curls he was only icing a cake Girls love a German whip; if I dip in the BM,I stay with a great shorty You don’t own a car. Plus A dip in your BMI is the only way you’ll make 40
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10-30-2020, 03:26 PM
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Baby teeth cool.. simple but wording makes it all the more smooth British slang solid Unsheathing swords dope imagery, very creative Fast man / champ match could be better rhyming to me but it’s a cool personal Closer was ehh and I only didn’t quote the others due to em going over my head. Sorry. Really enjoyed the verse Dave The first three lines were cool but a bit strange to do something that long winded.. guess it worked though Door dash ok Moving parts fire Layers simple but worded well enough to be solid Intersections cool Concentration curls creative enough for a fat joke cool BMI dip cool Ohh shit this is a tough one. Users wording is so smooth which makes everything hit harder and I was pretty confident his verse would win before I read Dave’s and then BAM Dave drops a fair few heaters... gotta come back |
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10-30-2020, 09:13 PM
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Damn Wanderer is still thinking.
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10-31-2020, 01:24 AM
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10-31-2020, 01:26 AM
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Ok on reflection, User has a few googlers and too many British bars which although were worded amazingly well I preferred Dave’s concepts and he had LOTB with moving parts
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10-31-2020, 09:33 AM
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User was nice
Too much focus on Dave’s girl though Clever, but sacrificed hard hitting for clever Dave’s fleet of doordash drivers bar floored me Lotb. Dave just came a lot meaner. V/dave
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10-31-2020, 11:48 AM
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Spoiled brat
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Dude this battle is fucking heat
User had great wording. Dudes were simple compared to how he normally delivers but I thought it was a good move. Baby teeth was cool. 32 ninjas, champ match were dope. Closer was a great self deprecation diss. Nice verse. Dave. Opener was fire, although blue did the same concept on user a couple months back in the tourney. Entire fleet, drug the bitch were nice and worded well. This battle is nice and you guys are two marksmen. It is too close to call on quotables so I’m gonna give a slight penalty to Dave’s opener which was LOTB, due to blue doing the same concept. BOTW probably Vote user
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10-31-2020, 12:12 PM
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I fuck with the baby teeth bar, it was creative and a good opener the sean mcvay bar was ok, felt a little bit formulaic british slang bar i had to look it up to be real but it was actually pretty dope wasnt feeling the ninja turtle shit dk was a cool idea but it kinda missed for me the gum thing was ok but i feel like you have too many teeth bars champ match is ok pounds on her head was cool evad - the intro is pretty stretched but i think you pulled it off. not really a haymaker but the flow is clean af, and it was funny. door dash was some yo mama joke type shit but it was funny moving parts was dope layers was ight wasnt really feeling the intersections, wording was kind of a miss to me tv dinner was cool but you're both kinda harping on one angle idk why but concentration curls made me laugh its kinda stupid but I cant hate on it nah not feeling the closer, idea was cool but it was kind of a reach I really think evad was beating a dead horse with the fat jokes for this one which makes it kinda hard to decide a winner. Both had some misses and both had some dope shit. baby teeth, british slang, moving parts, concentration curls were all fire. I think overall evad had less misses though v/ evad |
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Dave had some fat jokes and some did work. User had a humor and sports reference based style. I didnt get the trident gum line so egg on my face for that Im leaning vote Dave
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10-31-2020, 02:29 PM
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Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef
Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth cool Plus, she hates being with you, that’s a problem Dave When your girl see’s ex’s and ohhh’s more than Sean McVay not bad, but why pick sean mcvay out of all them coaches All you date is pigs, they see you and twitch with shame Cuz Dave’s turned more sweaters to jumpers than British slang hmm 4 out of 5 dentists agree, you should really see them more Dave smiles and it sounds like 32 ninja’s unsheathing swords kinda funny haha That mouth is in decline, at least half of it's pus His teeth DK so fast, they're catching passes from Russ i thought this was dope It’s a serious problem for Brits, but I find that fun Dave’s dental records just read: I bought Trident gum nahh History repeats, and ranks? You’re moving fast, man I’d ask for your secret, but I’d rather not lose in a champ match ok I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick kinda an old concept, but solid vs Well Just For starters, I Oughta be ranked above you Just For starters you Oughta beef shank w/ mushrooms, sheep flank, beans, ham and enough steamed clams to feed three fams when they come through lol this was funny So I phoned in my battle last week but it didn’t matter cuz i’m elite Last time User phoned it in Door Dash had to scramble the entire fleet deadd I had a concept about your sex life, but I couldn’t word or make it function It had too many moving parts... just like girls before you drug them ok My guy is more than just a fat dude, so don’t just snigger at his bulk Foreal. This man has layers. You can see them jiggle when he walks loll funny but fat jokes overload rn Can’t miss him on the sidewalk, Pull up and point the glock in his direction You’ll see a red light over amber but I won’t stop til he’s intersections i think im missing something I take revolvers out on play dates, You don’t wanna see me triggered If user loading up Trey eight hes approaching the end of his TV dinner this shit is dope lol Join a gym bro, your whole life is at stake Last time he performed concentration curls he was only icing a cake okk Girls love a German whip; if I dip in the BM,I stay with a great shorty You don’t own a car. Plus A dip in your BMI is the only way you’ll make 40 lightt I had it baby teeth and decay against door dash and trey eight..... ah i'll edge to v/dave.
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10-31-2020, 04:41 PM
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This was entertaining. User was consistently well worded and concise. Standard good verse from him. But, I think Dave had better concepts this time around, and his wording was also really solid. At this point, everyone uses fat jokes for User, so for them to hit, they have to be really witty... but, I thought Dave pulled that off here. Good stuff from both.
Dave takes it in a close one.
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10-31-2020, 06:10 PM
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Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth Plus, she hates being with you, that’s a problem Dave When your girl see’s ex’s and ohhh’s more than Sean McVay 4 out of 5 dentists agree, you should really see them more Dave smiles and it sounds like 32 ninja’s unsheathing swords That mouth is in decline, at least half of it's pus His teeth DK so fast, they're catching passes from Russ I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick Great verse. A couple bars went over my head or just didn't hit, but the rest was on Dave So I phoned in my battle last week but it didn’t matter cuz i’m elite Last time User phoned it in Door Dash had to scramble the entire fleet I had a concept about your sex life, but I couldn’t word or make it function It had too many moving parts... just like girls before you drug them My guy is more than just a fat dude, so don’t just snigger at his bulk Foreal. This man has layers. You can see them jiggle when he walks I take revolvers out on play dates, You don’t wanna see me triggered If user loading up Trey eight hes approaching the end of his TV dinner Join a gym bro, your whole life is at stake Last time he performed concentration curls he was only icing a cake FIRE battle Almost too close to vote, but it would be a waste not to Equal amount of standouts. Dave had lotb. Almost feel bad voting against User here, props to both of you monsters Voting Dave by the slimmest of margins Any advice/feedback on my BA battle vs. Eviction is encouraged and appreciated |
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11-01-2020, 11:39 AM
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Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef
Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick vs I had a concept about your sex life, but I couldn’t word or make it function It had too many moving parts... just like girls before you drug them Can’t miss him on the sidewalk, Pull up and point the glock in his direction You’ll see a red light over amber but I won’t stop til he’s intersections I take revolvers out on play dates, You don’t wanna see me triggered If user loading up Trey eight hes approaching the end of his TV dinner Dope battle here and the bars I quoted above were dope. I like the way Dave sets up his bars. I've barely read anything from User and first time reading Daves shit, dope. V/ - Dave |
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11-01-2020, 12:36 PM
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Cool battle but User only had like 2 dope bars and the rest was a surplus of one dimensional stuff, we’ve seen him go way harder than this. Pounds on her head and baby teeth were both cool
Dave went in here, he went on a hot streak in this verse particularly towards the latter half. Trey eight, concentration curls, layers were all good, you were creative with the fat jokes, BMI were all cool V/Dave |
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11-01-2020, 12:48 PM
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Well Just For starters, I Oughta be ranked above you
Just For starters you Oughta beef shank w/ mushrooms, sheep flank, beans, ham and enough steamed clams to feed three fams when they come through this would be really dope live... i appreciate you going for this tbh but i did a For Starters bar against him like a month ago so.. So I phoned in my battle last week but it didn’t matter cuz i’m elite Last time User phoned it in Door Dash had to scramble the entire fleet lmao, nice I had a concept about your sex life, but I couldn’t word or make it function It had too many moving parts... just like girls before you drug them niiiice, wording was spot on here.. good concept My guy is more than just a fat dude, so don’t just snigger at his bulk Foreal. This man has layers. You can see them jiggle when he walks lol chuckle worthy... snigger must be UK slang, 'layers' was setup well so this was solid Can’t miss him on the sidewalk, Pull up and point the glock in his direction You’ll see a red light over amber but I won’t stop til he’s intersections fire. like the creativity here, wish you matched the syllables but the wording is still done well here I take revolvers out on play dates, You don’t wanna see me triggered If user loading up Trey eight hes approaching the end of his TV dinner lol great fat joke again.. wording was awesome Join a gym bro, your whole life is at stake Last time he performed concentration curls he was only icing a cake LOL jokes.. nice fresh concept, i dont know why you changed tenses tho Girls love a German whip; if I dip in the BM,I stay with a great shorty You don’t own a car. Plus A dip in your BMI is the only way you’ll make 40 fire again... i love this conceptually, and its another fresh 'fat punch' vs. Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth good wording but i dont love the concept Plus, she hates being with you, that’s a problem Dave When your girl see’s ex’s and ohhh’s more than Sean McVay lol dope All you date is pigs, they see you and twitch with shame Cuz Dave’s turned more sweaters to jumpers than British slang haha this is fire to me.. cool idea 4 out of 5 dentists agree, you should really see them more Dave smiles and it sounds like 32 ninja’s unsheathing swords lol funny, fresh brit angle That mouth is in decline, at least half of it's pus His teeth DK so fast, they're catching passes from Russ lol good follow-up, cool fresh wp that ties in well to the brit personal It’s a serious problem for Brits, but I find that fun Dave’s dental records just read: I bought Trident gum lol chuckle worthy History repeats, and ranks? You’re moving fast, man I’d ask for your secret, but I’d rather not lose in a champ match good personal jab I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick lmao nice closer Fire battle right here guys. Easily BOTW to me... neither really "missed" in any bar and both had dope fresh concepts throughout... as ppl have said it sucks someone has to lose here... I think Dave probably has the best verse of the week and User probably has the second best verse of the week so its kinda shitty for both you were matched up here... i think Dave slightlyyy edged it by having one or two more bars that were truly 'dope' then pretty funny and good.... awesome battle guys enjoyed this Vote Dave |
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