Week 2: Diablo (1-0) vs. Kill Spree (1-0) - DIABLO WINS VIA NS

[Zuo]

Rules

You know the drill.

Due Dates:
Verses this week are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours


Line Limit:
Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ



@Diablo @Kill Spree

[Kill Spree]

Pics?

[Diablo]

Sure

[Diablo]

[Kill Spree]

Won’t be writing till deadline

[Diablo]

lmao this faggots a mess, fatso got ham rolls on the back of his neck
looking like Triple H if the only tables he went thru were buffet ones at family events
that battle with Cred was a robbery. you lost it badly and got your ass beat
i still can’t tell whether thats a moose or the dead horse you were flogging last week
You’ve got no hands Spree. ur right arm don’t have a thumb to be swinging on shit
i’m in a limo w/ a bunch of 5’s, but for you its a stretch just closing ur hand into a fist
This one is Mr Jacuzzi’s vs. oozes jack shit in charisma and personality too
tagged you a moose since I said no body would ever be caught dead hanging with you
I don’t think animal cruelty qualifies, but I guess you have me technically
so hey, here’s two fucking thumbs up.. just to prove I’m TWICE the man you’ll never be
looking like Sasquatch got a dad bod and shaved the fur up off its back
ur career prospects span from ‘loser faggot’ to ‘same thing 20 years on, only you now wear an orange hat’
come off it faggot, ur nearly 40. ur street cred been dead with that thumb missing too
so i’d call you a plastic gangster, but even all plastics have at least one single use

pussy

[Zuo]

@Kill Spree

[Kill Spree]

Verses were due Friday last week and I asked Lars via PM for ext before he even posted a verse.


Then you changed due date. I don’t have time to write tonight so lars let’s move this battle arena.

[Diablo]

Let him have the ext. if possible

[Ryno]

Triple H
Flogging
Caught dead

Pretty quality stuff here. Those were my favorites here.
Very entertaining. Too bad he didn’t show

[Wordz AhGod]

tripple H, flogging dead horse (this was dope to me), career prospect line was a good angle.

Pretty good consistent verse, probably why KS didn't show. Dude waited until after the due date to complain about it and make it someone else's problem as if it wasn't his fault for not writing anything at all this whole time. Either way, dope verse.. too bad he ran away.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Diablo

lmao this faggots a mess, fatso got ham rolls on the back of his neck
looking like Triple H if the only tables he went thru were buffet ones at family events
that battle with Cred was a robbery. you lost it badly and got your ass beat
i still can’t tell whether thats a moose or the dead horse you were flogging last week
You’ve got no hands Spree. ur right arm don’t have a thumb to be swinging on shit
i’m in a limo w/ a bunch of 5’s, but for you its a stretch just closing ur hand into a fist
This one is Mr Jacuzzi’s vs. oozes jack shit in charisma and personality too
tagged you a moose since I said no body would ever be caught dead hanging with you
I don’t think animal cruelty qualifies, but I guess you have me technically
so hey, here’s two fucking thumbs up.. just to prove I’m TWICE the man you’ll never be
looking like Sasquatch got a dad bod and shaved the fur up off its back
ur career prospects span from ‘loser faggot’ to ‘same thing 20 years on, only you now wear an orange hat’
come off it faggot, ur nearly 40. ur street cred been dead with that thumb missing too
so i’d call you a plastic gangster, but even all plastics have at least one single use

pussy

1. - Lmfao. Basically nearly a perfect 10 Lars...No exaggeration...Good even by your high Standards. Another spectactular example of quality rhymes mixed with disses with good aggression, humor, and quality punches.

Your student pupil gives you the nod as he spams the site along w. AJ & Lars,,, BUT NOW MORE QUALITY check it out bud....


2. - SPREE BASICALLY NO SHOWED FOR THE CULTURE..... NO NEED HERE
(OR WAS SCARED AND DIDNT WANNA TOUCH LARS' CRAFTED FLEX ON A RUSH-JOB)

by no-showing for the culture occasionally i mean?
a...)every1s done it, lol IF UR BUSY or mad at the DEADLINE @spree
or
ur opponent drops a 9.5-9.9 on ya yeah why not

b...)I DIDNT INTENTONALLY ^ NO-SHOW @Mr. J in this way in the years-ago GWL league.... but i like how it looks that way

c...)BAGZ DID SUCH A THING THIS WEEK VS. sinacog is my point

d...)hal0 did it to me once in GWL
e...)then someone did it to him (more recently) on one of his topical gemz where they usually showd but said no thx

lol so like, just a "riff" on the noshow intrigue,ZELPH ILL GET TO THE BARZ:


3. - LARZ
Altho I really would have like to Spree drop a few here. I mean how hard is it to roast a british fag overcompensatiing with Always-Sunny like limmo-rides w/whores and champaigne.

Jesus fucking christ spree I coudl MOCK 8-10 likes ive DONE ALL OVER for u if u wanted. NVM just loook at the above concept.^^^

4. I gather that Spree lost his Thumb somewhere down the line of blue-collar employment? Transporting dead animalz , w.e he does
- IF THATS THE CASE Lars
I believe your first line on the missing-thumplay was the LOTB

AND THE LATER 2nd ONE NEAR CLOSE NOT BAD AT ALL EITHER LMFAO

ALTHO, THAT "I guess you have me technically" is a nice Sarcasm play on your abilities!!! LOL and is also LOTB
WHICH YOU SHOULDA SAVED FOR ME M8

roaaaaaaaaaaasted.
SPree drop next week bitch
For you: i'm being more consicce on my posts/contributions K?

Next~

[Mac]

lmao this faggots a mess, fatso got ham rolls on the back of his neck
looking like Triple H if the only tables he went thru were buffet ones at family events
that battle with Cred was a robbery. you lost it badly and got your ass beat
i still can’t tell whether thats a moose or the dead horse you were flogging last week
This one is Mr Jacuzzi’s vs. oozes jack shit in charisma and personality too
tagged you a moose since I said no body would ever be caught dead hanging with you

^ highlights for me.. good verse overall but a bit lenghty

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Mac

good verse overall but a bit lenghty

lol

14-16 Would be lengthy* for a guy Opening&Closing & literally Trolling the middle of his 8LineMinimum verses

u seem more bored than me and sinacog

jk
u better hope u dont draw me next week if zelph puts me in main

[Mac]

lmao