Ouch’s thread

[Pharaohs Army]

Jesus Christ.

***Upping this for a more comfortable "prison" thread.... for self-battle-spams? (compared to the NC's Jail)***

lol @Ouch had more personality and creativity thatn 85% of you trolls.

[kungfugrip]

Ouch isn't black, he called me one night and pronounced ASK properly

[sral]

Kung called me once and he pronounces it ‘Tom Boot’

still no idea who that is btw

[kungfugrip]

That never happened, 31 cents a minute long distance isn't worth talking to a 5 foot tall British Hasbullah

[Pharaohs Army]

The first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem.

I'm gonna try to stay here @ing ppl like AJ & maybe hal0 ok.

I CANNOT CONTROL IT all the time
@Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD
@Judge Chester Charlesworth
WOW HE IS A JUDGE- IMMUNE TO TAGS @Diode
Now. Please use discretion, gentleman.
DO NOT delete a big written or a quality key that slips BUT
other than that, plz try to keep me in here for now until the Lars roast. (IF You're online and have the time; Thx)

Thank you Netcees Judicial & Law Enforcement Branch.
~PA & the rest.

[emcee squared]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

I once knew a pious individual
His only crime was anime rituals and paying too much attn
,To a Bayou Individual & an egyptian who obsessively studied Zen's prosey syllables
None of them are killable
But when the spin of the serve in ping pong hits the edge of the table?
Nicks the "white"
A phone recording where we couldn't even fix the mic
Trolling? We'd call it the fruits of life and "swag" 'n confidence that any bitch would like
Long story short
When I walk downstairs from the 2nd floor Red-Dragon-like room?
Back then? The bong was in the basement and the 2-liter bottle was always re-used
DIRTY
it was dirty...
but alas,
The life of an addict became more of a "Wise" text addict
I knew I needed this Ouch thread when I began examining
What AJ & Lars were doing Browsing Multiple Past Battles
Over a decade ago I remember texting a pothead Junior
"There is a search of 'Bags' today"
Random;&we'll see what the mods, 'n administrators say
Would a troubled young freshman be suspended for a pack of Newports-that-day?
?Would a lonely stoner's bowl be confiscated - WHISKED away
[I mean some are cheap but we don't know the monetary hit He'd Take]
Maybe Mom would be informed and it's the end of his privilages
The cell phone is gone and so are his friendly peer individuals
ah
But I've always been an anarchist Mole
Still respecting the set battles, but always injecting a spirit of:
nostalgia. respect-for-the-"old".
And as I learned the "cool" Junior
[who oft' skipped BOCES in the library]
o i threatened
it was all threats for me until i backed them Up
nvr follow thru w/. the write-up, don't tell the Admins I went to his house to light-up
Blunts.
With 2-3 other students who knew I'd have fun...
When I learned he mass-text the school of the impending Illegal Search
I had to think about the consequences of my Deliquency @ Work

I'm a BIG first Amendment guy
Now, when #whitepplREddit or the subform "W/E" "banned" me for life?
for LIFE
I tried to hedge the contervsey, 's I tend 2 do when i write
but who defends Lauren Boebert?
a fascist instigator - a literal TROLL in the Congressional corridors - VOTING
*fuck* lol

Religion isn't important except for the immense historical proportions of Biblical Scripture
AJ I'd offer you the 'Quran but I fear what'd it'd do to your "mental picture"
It IS the MOST perfect book, according to who wrote it
Infallilble, the Final Word Of God,
as spoken to Muhammad in the cave; an Illiterate prophet
Now; HITCH... would say Stop It
You're not seeking knowledge - you're following the word of 7th centrury content
Seeking to Destroy Infadels if they don't believe in their nonsense?!!!!
No AJ; stayAway -
the book is too pow'rful
Never reed it
I've often daydreamed 'bout dropping on Lars and never again peeking
The hurt emcee-seeks is not something I want to deal w/
would never spit-it no matter tha multi exactness
WHEN YOU DEAL WITH AJ ME URBAN\ryn0 - YOU'RE DEALING W/ RAPPERS
Please format & edit carefully
as AJ Sings for His Master [he'd rather sing than rap]
His Master still "Blue"....
"feeling grue" - i don't care who wrote it
However as I convert AJ; w/ this verse
He's tempted to quote it; spit it for a shiny Token
As he mixes his Poetry with Tsalms - Bullshit! [*psalms]
The Tabernacle bounces w/ laughter
The mockery of Irishmen, Canadians, Americans & mysterious Flappers
Dancers from the 20's who only "stepped right" -when tha Tommy Gun Blaze
Fire @ their feet "DynamicZ" of leg-wounds; injuries &"handicapped Pride" - a notch
or a Tassle in tha BrAid
unless, like, a warrior the Head is Shaved
under the eyes? !War paint
The tombs of egypt cannot be contained
As "raiders" from the Savannah find the secret side-entrance
Their Islamic Scimitars not needed...
The secret maps were tweaked bya Fine Edit
I am afraid of all my life's baggage
I hate what I've become&MAY NOSHOW; for fear of my life ending.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by kungfugrip

Ouch isn't black, he called me one night and pronounced ASK properly

Lol.
Sup kung. Miss your activity. You need a re-up on that Christina ag baggy?
Did you use it all three weeks ago on a frac verse and chatting with me as I bit for ideas and inspiration as you challenged my fractured ego -lashing out like a bored drunk ouch or Well. Or u when ppl say oh I’m good in 2023 sry there no archives from 09 when Hens and Res likely fucking ROcked ur world buddy lol
Maybe a few lover votes from blue who trolls ur likeness on the gay pic chat site. Ffs

However I just now finally paroused these ten epic pages. *final edit Like Karp!!* Scrollli g thru lot of drunk ouch defending or opining jdrjjrjeejej
I am not ouch. I am a unicorn who just needs to be more lean with brevity, as I am with political and athletic non fiction.

Anyway whole point of this was to tell you your morning 4loko comment leaned me - and blue thx for bringing that up and engaging conversation
FFS yeah it sucks here everybody leave but blue Lars me few others.
Answer and bladed thesis would still be fucking peeping reading all day an didode would be fiiiiine w it. Fuckin that’d be nice. By Seth. Rb isn’t even recruiting they just let it die

I got a funny image. nO words on the four loko subject will share tomorrow
When I get to a different residence computer

See Lars it’s not just Primal Fear with you as gere
Myself Aaron and emcee Roy
I suppose you’re also the woman therapist and
We’ll servant journalist is the defenses expert testimony if Judge chesterMcI troll too ju jits site owning diode (who had to pay on time this month LoL)
That whole roast is what we call an aside, Seth n rican. N wordz. N Zuo. Perhaps a soliloquy of sorts and
The othe movie Lars has gotta be Wow fukkk I had a great second movie but - sober - still lost it on the ouch rant

Anyway kung
One night on my bday (mid 20s) I stopped at a gas station
U fill in the chain name for rhyme
Copped two those suckers streada one
Mind u this before they took out the magic energy ingredients (pic fri)
But yah
I’m sure I was smokin but when I finished that second
I was littttt done. Not lit. Fucking re trades sloshhjhed despite my decent tolerance and at that time pushin 210-220 on a 6 flat frame

Lol I didn’t pass out I Skyped wit an old French best friend poker online friend while she was “bad” smokin her firt joint ina while gettin giggly on Skype lol

Soooo glad I heard her voice and finally met her (right cereal?)
Nice sense humor oh
Blas she lovvved her Kk in holdem but Omaha too
Her box got wetter than NYC when he got to the enda this and ignored. Or spammed a joke but edited to dots as he still rusty

Anyway miss that French chick and blas
One of my 7 poker names is SuckingOutQQ so when I’M sucking out AA ridiculously, as that internet random? Card generator often does turn orrr riv
Yeah the ladies pair of q one step down from Rox’s KK obsession

So yeah im sure I went to bed early on that birthday - alone - maybe a drunk text or call to my one best madden,weed friend @ the time

Anyway top notch key NEW above for sinacog
One of the few guys here for the pure barz~

Edit* Lars it was The Departed of course
Second movie for our epic pic battle extended metaphor
When mark walburg roassssts Leo for being two diff ppl
With mom uptown on the weekdays
But dropping his Rs in the Southy” Pikey? (Equiv) “projects” on the weekend with Dad.
“You were like two diff ppl!!” He snapped

And the soon to be undercover (popping opiates by the end due to stress) simply quoted Hawthorne. Walburg made a fart sound and noted his Shakespeare preference.

[House of Leaves]

"your my boy, blue" - I said, for the caption of this pic. [2011 RIGHT AROUND TEXT START]
NoFunLeague right bayou?
Female friend M.R. replies:
"how much time do u have on ur hands" lmfao.
You think she got me right? No I ALWAYS will rebutt/ retort. Elab. Enhance.
"never enough M.R. I don't know how you fit in your work schedule and drink schedule."
This is it guys. Sorry Lars I peaked here. Don't think I can write better than that Sinacog Key or the Quick Site Roast follow-up on this Ouch prison....sooooo yeah
but i NEVER bow out. pic will drop & i'll make some bars.

@For Battling
GREAT name. WHat a great name for a cop who kills leagues with his power-trip.

[emcee squared]

Lol Ok guys
I "like it again"
everything now is "so intriguing"
i stil love it lars make it hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt and tough degrees of diff.
so i have to quit HIATUS FOR SETH AND JUST PRACTICE FOR SANT COME ON U AFSDKLASDFLJASDFJ;SL TEA TIME IN THE STATES 3 HRS BEFORE I WARM UP FINAL MCDONALDCZ SANDWICH RIGHT uSER LOL AS IF FFF USER WOUDL EVER GET hOL HEDS DONE PHARAOHS DONE JUST ME AND OUCH AND AJ LOLLLLLL AND THE PRISON WITH COR.
---- --- DASHING!!!! 111 DASH US LARS GASH US LARS W/ YOUR SPECTUALR4 (NONSEXUAL MASOCHISTIC bARZ0
SO FUN NEED TO QUIT larz THE KEEEEY IS THE BLACK NMILDS OVER EVERTYHING ALONGGGG WITH U PLAYING TRUEEE doctor NUETRUAL GOD DAMN IT just a part at hte end AND gooooood sandra play oh god . if u throw in S-J ony with 0 posts but he exists It might be no need for the Evening time pornHitquick after dinner bud so yea Its over I KNO will miss u <3 ,,, ;-(

[kungfugrip]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

Lol.
Sup kung. Miss your activity. You need a re-up on that Christina ag baggy?
Did you use it all three weeks ago on a frac verse and chatting with me as I bit for ideas and inspiration as you challenged my fractured ego -lashing out like a bored drunk ouch or Well. Or u when ppl say oh I’m good in 2023 sry there no archives from 09 when Hens and Res likely fucking ROcked ur world buddy lol
Maybe a few lover votes from blue who trolls ur likeness on the gay pic chat site. Ffs

However I just now finally paroused these ten epic pages. *final edit Like Karp!!* Scrollli g thru lot of drunk ouch defending or opining jdrjjrjeejej
I am not ouch. I am a unicorn who just needs to be more lean with brevity, as I am with political and athletic non fiction.

Anyway whole point of this was to tell you your morning 4loko comment leaned me - and blue thx for bringing that up and engaging conversation
FFS yeah it sucks here everybody leave but blue Lars me few others.
Answer and bladed thesis would still be fucking peeping reading all day an didode would be fiiiiine w it. Fuckin that’d be nice. By Seth. Rb isn’t even recruiting they just let it die

I got a funny image. nO words on the four loko subject will share tomorrow
When I get to a different residence computer

See Lars it’s not just Primal Fear with you as gere
Myself Aaron and emcee Roy
I suppose you’re also the woman therapist and
We’ll servant journalist is the defenses expert testimony if Judge chesterMcI troll too ju jits site owning diode (who had to pay on time this month LoL)
That whole roast is what we call an aside, Seth n rican. N wordz. N Zuo. Perhaps a soliloquy of sorts and
The othe movie Lars has gotta be Wow fukkk I had a great second movie but - sober - still lost it on the ouch rant

Anyway kung
One night on my bday (mid 20s) I stopped at a gas station
U fill in the chain name for rhyme
Copped two those suckers streada one
Mind u this before they took out the magic energy ingredients (pic fri)
But yah
I’m sure I was smokin but when I finished that second
I was littttt done. Not lit. Fucking re trades sloshhjhed despite my decent tolerance and at that time pushin 210-220 on a 6 flat frame

Lol I didn’t pass out I Skyped wit an old French best friend poker online friend while she was “bad” smokin her firt joint ina while gettin giggly on Skype lol

Soooo glad I heard her voice and finally met her (right cereal?)
Nice sense humor oh
Blas she lovvved her Kk in holdem but Omaha too
Her box got wetter than NYC when he got to the enda this and ignored. Or spammed a joke but edited to dots as he still rusty

Anyway miss that French chick and blas
One of my 7 poker names is SuckingOutQQ so when I’M sucking out AA ridiculously, as that internet random? Card generator often does turn orrr riv
Yeah the ladies pair of q one step down from Rox’s KK obsession

So yeah im sure I went to bed early on that birthday - alone - maybe a drunk text or call to my one best madden,weed friend @ the time

Anyway top notch key NEW above for sinacog
One of the few guys here for the pure barz~

Edit* Lars it was The Departed of course
Second movie for our epic pic battle extended metaphor
When mark walburg roassssts Leo for being two diff ppl
With mom uptown on the weekdays
But dropping his Rs in the Southy” Pikey? (Equiv) “projects” on the weekend with Dad.
“You were like two diff ppl!!” He snapped

And the soon to be undercover (popping opiates by the end due to stress) simply quoted Hawthorne. Walburg made a fart sound and noted his Shakespeare preference.

Ur weird bro

[House of Leaves]

Originally Posted by kungfugrip

Ur weird bro

IM weird k kungfu
1-may be black or white
2-maybe kung or blue
3-maybe writing keyghosts for lazy frac whos now warmed up to trounce bobby;s alias job (BTW lets remember bobby with muff on the larsjobs)aaand nyc

oh lars forgot ur pupile me and fuckin witty lol

4-for kung yeah this guys bout as old as me fuckin cokehead
INTANTLY BTW REVISE THE BATTLE/AGGRESSIVE BOARDING rankings for this guy CUZ HE AND I DID THE FKIN SITE JOB MORE THA NANANNNY ONE EVEN LARS IDITS RIGHT KUNG U LIKE THA COMPLMENT FOR THE WHOLE IN UR NOSE BUD

yeeeah he gets the censorrrd sig*EDIT*BRIDGEbags gets sig(* not fuking alias baits with fem pix yeah also sis and male WHITE CONTRARAIAN LOL
trollin for feeed yeah kung u like me roast goats dont u

Nice & Weird was the multi on my epicdeletedfairieeveil bridge for top satanast/sadist/goat writer in history jeso right#2 zygoteb.witty?
larsss syeah ajsdflasdfjkl k discuss it LOCKED OU tlol

how bout we get rican to key the fuckin rest a the brdige till i call fkin wartog to find my 2015 edelteted word doc SDJfa;kldfjkl;asdfjklasdgjadgjadgj

yeaaaahkung KEEP Up to speee yet? Thx btw and this clocks in round well
fucking idiots zygotea ggggain for the math subtract last EPIC RANT duh

-brb- again

[kungfugrip]

Lmao Baron dissing my pronunciation whilst eating a tin of Spotted Dick in cigarette butt sauce

[kungfugrip]

I AM NOT PREJUDICED. YOU ARE WEIRD REGARDLESS OF YOUR RELIGION OR WEIRD HERITAGE

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

Jesus Christ.

***Upping this for a more comfortable "prison" thread.... for self-battle-spams? (compared to the NC's Jail)***

lol @Ouch had more personality and creativity thatn 85% of you trolls.

Thats a fact...

And I havent posted over a year for sure probably closer to 2 years.

I moved, got an ok job... got a pure bred boston terrier that I paid way too much for. Motherfucker just bites and unties my wifes/me/kids shoe laces. That thing is like an assassin, in one quick move ya shoe laces are done. But I still like him... named him Louie.

I still smoke and drink heavily but I have a feeling I probably always will... its just how to control moderation and whatever.

I hadn't thought about these forums for a couple of years... I searched project rhyme on google.. nothing... and then searched battle rap text forums or something and this came up. Forgot it turned to netcees and im 34 now, I joined this shit when I was like 14... crazy man... if anyone reads this I hope you and yours are doing well.

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by kungfugrip

Ouch isn't black, he called me one night and pronounced ASK properly

I know you're from canada so you're more likely to see and speak with a sasquatch than a black person... but the fuck you expect me to sound like Bubba from forrest gump or some shit?


hope all is well with you though homie

but you're still a bitch

[White LGI]

Ouch join discord