06-01-2013, 09:05 PM | #1 |
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JESSICA VS FIGURATIVE (SEXT BATTLE) - OPEN FOR VOTES
VOTERS SHOULD BE VOTING FOR THE MOST EROTIC VERSE
BUT IF FIGURATIVE WRITES SUM FAGGIT SHIT ILL FOGHT HIM IN REAL LIFE VERSES ARE.DUE.TUESDAY OR SOONER GO @Figurative @Jessica |
06-02-2013, 05:03 AM | #3 |
indisputable girl
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sext killer
(Hold the microphone)
I Immediately turn FIGURATIVE on/ like two lesbians on a roll/ you haven't even seen me yet/ but my lines got you by the neck/ you choking with excitement/ and that's just an incitement/ I'm the face of imperfection/ with no intimidation/ I love competition/ like "sex on the beach"/ I drink up my pride/ i know when to quit/ and fight/ with a body so tight/ I keep strong like that/ I rock your mind/ you wish to rock my body/ like having an erection for a bugatti/ FIGURATIVE go bananas/ Because I'm hotter than holopinyos/ especially when I walk in with red bottom heels on/ Sussing my hips/ so he say "she's such a turn on"/ but he concentrate on my ass/ like its an exam/ and I hate that/ Because my skills are on my lips/ not the ones between my legs/ I'm specially talking about my lyrics/ some people L.O.V.E/ meaning "their Legs Open Very Easy"/ but mine are permanently shut/ but this boy don't get that/ Because he keeps coming back with a crow bar/ tryna open em up/ I guess I'm naturally seductive/ but I never really take notice/ Because rap has my attention/ and it pays me back in respect/ that's why in this game I succeed with every attempt/ I know its unfair that I got looks and skills/ guess I'm a perfectionist/ with only her innocence/ destined to be a rap genius/ "but how come she's such a tease?"/ this is what he be asking/ but he can't even get a one night stand/ so he plee, I show him mercy/ that's when I declared it over. (Throw the microphone in his face) |
06-02-2013, 09:19 AM | #4 |
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I have the strangest boner right now
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06-02-2013, 12:14 PM | #5 |
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^^fear boner fear boner
and lol@'holopinyos |
06-02-2013, 02:52 PM | #6 |
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Vote - Jessica. Don't even bother dropping anything Innovator, it'd be a turnoff.
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06-02-2013, 07:06 PM | #7 |
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not feeling F drop, so Vote-Jes her verse is better.
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06-02-2013, 08:20 PM | #8 | |
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Baby, lets consult ancient scrolls and claim plague powers like locust loads Then in time you'll free hopless souls released in golden glows... from my scrotums folds Girly, Ill leave u drippin more than your wrist did When daddy stripped your shrine to satan from the basement, that prick bitch. Sit, relax my gothic queen. Im slippin off that hot topic tee. As i rub you with.... uh, what white girls like.... cottage cheese? Yeah then we can reminisce about the spot where you met ya man; Ironic that you were getting the reach around in a full blown pentagram. Cut the talkin, we'll put on the black lights, and i see the glow of you band tee {Banshee} Every star has a trailer, even if this ones floor aint that clean {eww} I brought some lotions and oils (hand soap) from your favorite aisle at walmart, Now let me get a bite of that cherry pie... well, its more of a poptart. I slip in, dry, you cry. Yeah bitch you're used to this. At least we aint related. Or, is that how you're used to it... Doin so much shit to your mouth, you wonder if its safe to eat with. Jessica, glad i disnt have to see u leave for me to give you the pinkslip
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06-02-2013, 08:46 PM | #9 |
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lol @ hes tryna open yo punani with a crowbar
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06-02-2013, 09:45 PM | #10 |
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Bags we did it again!
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UNDEFEATABLE!!
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06-02-2013, 09:49 PM | #12 |
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Lol makes sense
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06-02-2013, 09:50 PM | #13 |
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deaaaaaaad at cottage cheese
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06-02-2013, 10:27 PM | #14 |
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cottage cheese line got my v/ for HOF. this battle is HOF
as for the battle, NC wins v/ Fig cause he semi wrote a punch Last edited by DLB; 06-03-2013 at 12:52 PM. |
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