rhymes in advertising - Page 3

Witty · 08-18-2015, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seyance

neither is drive sober / pulled over..

i see what your saying lars but even i have to strain my accent to get it to rhyme.. i can see how it works with your scouse twang. just drop the 'it' and you can see it pretty much works on paper..

al-li-an chopped tom-ah-toes
ba-sil and or-eg-ah-no

i dunno.. it's the eg that may throw it off for some people, i can see it though.

I understand why it doesn't work with americans tho, we pronounce both oregano and tomato differently than our american counterparts}

Pharaohs Army · 09-11-2015, 01:26 AM

"it's unlawful to pass when red lights flash"

-back of a school bus

Pharaohs Army · 10-27-2015, 04:49 AM

"an extra set of eyes every time you drive"

-Subaru commercial

emcee squared · 05-10-2016, 11:14 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykLY31qqWb4

"THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE IS JESUS CHRIST" - JIMMY CARTER

boof · 05-11-2016, 01:54 AM

click it or ticket

Dominate · 05-12-2016, 07:02 AM

Lol I thought I was the only idiot who did this.

I also went through a phase where I would dissect words I heard into other words. Mostly completely useless word plays. I forced lines out of some of them though.

Italian chopped tomatoes w/ basil n oregano is a wonderful rhyme in my accent as well. This is another case of Americans' retarded pronunciation ruining everything.

Tomatoes is Tom-AHH-toes, not tuh-MAY-toes
Basil has a short a sound. kinda rhymes with Castle. It's not BAYS-ill.
Oregano is ore-a-GAH-no. Not uh-REG-in-oh

Ghost1 · 05-12-2016, 09:52 AM

I'm mad I even tried to make those words sound like u said they should tbc

Cashius · 05-13-2016, 05:46 PM

Speaking of multi's...I kilt this.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=9890

Ghost1 · 05-14-2016, 01:06 AM

True

That veritas verse tho.......lmfao

Pharaohs Army · 07-02-2018, 04:20 PM

"every time you open your eyes it's your moment to shine"

-just heard it on a fuckin' eyedrop commercial. i don't remember the brand.

Pharaohs Army · 07-02-2018, 04:24 PM

@Ghost1
why does the Bags name appear to be discontinued. with no pic and the # of posts n/a?

Sorry to ask this here. I just noticed it when I made my last post about the eyedrops.

Ghost1 · 07-02-2018, 04:27 PM

deleted the account

Pharaohs Army · 07-02-2018, 04:27 PM

o i c

uh-oh · 07-02-2018, 05:54 PM

uh-oh better get maaco

Pharaohs Army · 07-02-2018, 06:52 PM

Good one Uh-Oh.

I shouldn't have posted on this old thread because 3 years ago I sounded like a faggot.

Embarrassing.

Ah well. I've changed.

Had to relate the eyedrop phrase.

Witty · 07-02-2018, 07:52 PM

@Pharaohs Army...hi.

Pharaohs Army · 07-02-2018, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

@Pharaohs Army...hi.

Hello Witty. Hope you're doing well.

And yes I am not the one who fucked with Bags and hacked people's phones, so thanks for sticking up for me.

Although I've wondered? What could someone do to bags on the internet? Call him names? I don't understand. Or was he hacked or something. I don't know.

sral · 07-03-2018, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

uh-oh better get maaco

lmao I used this against you IIRC

Elemental P · 07-03-2018, 03:40 PM

LMFAO y'all post the most random ass threads

05-12-2016, 07:02 AM	#46
Dominate Tread Lightly. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,309 Battle Record: 26-9 Champed - Netcees Battle League - Battle Arena - Tag Team Tournament III - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 18197456	Lol I thought I was the only idiot who did this. I also went through a phase where I would dissect words I heard into other words. Mostly completely useless word plays. I forced lines out of some of them though. Italian chopped tomatoes w/ basil n oregano is a wonderful rhyme in my accent as well. This is another case of Americans' retarded pronunciation ruining everything. Tomatoes is Tom-AHH-toes, not tuh-MAY-toes Basil has a short a sound. kinda rhymes with Castle. It's not BAYS-ill. Oregano is ore-a-GAH-no. Not uh-REG-in-oh __________________ The Bad Guys

07-02-2018, 04:20 PM	#50
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	"every time you open your eyes it's your moment to shine" -just heard it on a fuckin' eyedrop commercial. i don't remember the brand. Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 07-02-2018 at 05:44 PM.

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09-11-2015, 01:26 AM	#42
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	"it's unlawful to pass when red lights flash" -back of a school bus

10-27-2015, 04:49 AM	#43
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	"an extra set of eyes every time you drive" -Subaru commercial

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07-02-2018, 04:24 PM	#51
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	@Ghost1 why does the Bags name appear to be discontinued. with no pic and the # of posts n/a? Sorry to ask this here. I just noticed it when I made my last post about the eyedrops.

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07-02-2018, 06:52 PM	#55
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,962 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	Good one Uh-Oh. I shouldn't have posted on this old thread because 3 years ago I sounded like a faggot. Embarrassing. Ah well. I've changed. Had to relate the eyedrop phrase.

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