SUMMER CLASSIC ‘18 MAGAZINE VOL. 2

[Cred]

WE GONNA KICK THIS SHIT OFF WITH SOME OF MY CHIRAQ NIGGASS THAT JUS GOT SIGNED TO Gucci’s 1017 and Kanye’s G.O.O.D music.




INTRO




What’s good good motherfuckers! This Cred here again with VOL. 2 of the SC ‘18 magazine and boy what a week it was. This shit was like the WWF Vince McMahon days. Lmao. 2 people got ran off the WHOLE site after round 1, jeez when will the lime stop! Barc and Lenny, bring ur cry baby faggot asses back, cut the bull shit. Anyways, a lot of no shows last round but this one looks promising with some dope ass matches going down. Light ur dead opp and let’s continue.









SC ‘18 ROUND 1: Battle Reviews

by @Cred





Witty vs brokenhal0



Lol yeah broken dropped trinnashhh here. Witty came with some fire bars and I ain’t even being nice when I’m sayin that. Swing like adventurous couple was dope and that raizen the hammer was a nice current event. Witty took this one here.






Aero vs trap.



Wasn’t expecting much from this and really what I got of it. Aero came with comedy as per usual against opponents like this. Trap dropped maddd basic and dated bars. Aero handles the competition easily here, will have his hands full against AK the wordplay god.






Lenox vs DMS




The battle of the niggas who know each other in real life. Lol. Well this turned out to be hilarious with Lenox getting ran off the site he brought his homie to after killin his ass with personals. Lmao. Good shit DMS, ur gonna turn out to be jus fine on the lime.






Innovator vs Killing Spree



This wasn’t the best of the best here. Inno seemed like he dialed it in with that verse he dropped while KS dropped the same caliber jus a notch better with concepts. KS needs to take time to formulate thorough punchlines if he wants to compete wit the best of the them in the later rounds, but nonetheless he took the DUB here.






Schadenfreude vs Flow



Yeah, idk wtf been up with my nigga Schad recently. It seems like he jus can’t get his footing back in the text game how he used to get them bars in. Flow had some bars in this joint though, not gonna stunt. Swatztika symbol was nice, and blow a brain up was crazy. Good match nonetheless, upset champ wins again.






Infiltrate vs bleak



Sheewww. bleak been on a tear lately. Inf in it, time after time was dumb crazy, scotch tape was nice, shooter flown in/Melo was wilddd. He dropped some fucking heaters on Inf I ain’t gon lie. Nice battle nonetheless.






Barcotic vs Ghost1



The moment everyone was waiting for. The crazy Barc/Bags beef battle finally went down and tbh, it was a close one. Barc had some personals, but they jus didn’t land as heavy as Bags’ did. Top two haymakers were, uterus pond vs bar read and tbh that uterus pond shit was comedy. Still didn’t think this match lived up to its FULL potential but it is what it is but Bags did run Barc off the site after that loss so I guess it did. Lmao.






Cashius vs BodySnatcher



The new comer vs the seasoned vet! This was battle of the week imo. I enjoyed reading both verses and I agree, Cash did his thing and took the dub here. Body is working his way up tho and I definitely see him champing something SOON. Cashius/ That test dummy was nice, phew line was hilarious, cheese down first was dope. Body/ run up the walls was dope and that cough suppressor jawn was nasty. Good shit on this battle y’all. Flames!









RD. 2: PREDICTION CORNER
By: @Amen




Destroyer vs For Battling

Now this battle right here has a lot of potential. I think both of them need this. The winner will finally path his way in to top tier and the loser will forever be stuck in mid tier. I think For Battling will win this battle - if he remains focused. He's got just as much ammo available to him as Destroyer has on him. Should Destroyer lose - we'll all know about it. The second someone will cast the 1st vote in favor of For Battling, we will all know about it. This has potential to be a great one. A very close one. Off the strength - Bags aka Ghost1 aka Bishop aka Johnny Blaze aka Barctocs Wordplay aka Amens Wife aka TwoDrop is strictly prohibited from voting. We all know where that vote is going. Let him focus on giving Destroyer some bars instead of voting for his own bars.

For Battling 55/45.





Allen Knight vs Aero

Another great one IMO. Allen's been away for some time now and hasn't battled consistently like he used too but he's been around popping in and out. Aero hasn't won a battle since like the middle of 2016. His recent victory against trap was a fluke and he should have taken the L but w/e. His persona carried him to the finish line. I think he caught a lot of pitty votes in that battle. Allen will most likely win this with his creative WP and harsh executions should Aero show up like he did last round. I don't advise on dropping bars about AK's entire family bending you over and fucking you. Should you buck up and write a serious verse - this has potential to be the battle of the round. I still think Aero will be shy of the win, tho.

Allen Knight 60/40.





Cashius vs King Karaoke

This the the one right here. Apparently, last years Summer Classic finals rematch. Cash's the returning champ - so he's the man to beat right now. Karaoke's been inactive for some time now and has popped in a bit but hasn't consistently battled like he used too. Think he no showed his last few battles in the NBL or some shit. So think time away will affect his chances of winning this one. Cash has been competing in nearly every tourny, was in the NBL - I believe and has currently champed the 1-2, so I think he has the edge in this one.

Cashius 60/40.





Ghost1 vs bleak

bleak has improved a lot in the several months but I do not think he has what it takes to defeat Bags. Bags shockingly enough surprised me last round against Barcotic. I do think he should have taken the L but it is what it is. His Uterus Pond flip bar was fire needless to say lol. I'm not a fan of Bags but he can definitely drop some shit when motivated. And I think he's motivated to drop some shit so we will have too see if bleak has what it takes to win.

Ghost1 70/30





Blue Bayou vs Witty

As mentioned in my battler bio's - Witty can show up and drop some shit or no show. Hopefully he shows up. The dude can actually write outside of man poems which is rare and very few have been able to do. I think Lars is the only other one that can hang with the best of them on the battle side of text. Blue's been battling man. He's in the BAL playoffs, 1-2 and just won w/e Fight Night was ran a few nights ago. So I think Blue may either drop some flames, since he's warmed up or be out of ideas. Either way, this one will be entertaining. I don't see Witty winning, tho sorry lol...

Blue Bayou 70/30





Killing Spree vs Knucklehead

Killing Spree's hit or miss pending weather. He can show up and have some what decent material or just not show up because his small town in Mass-Hole is on a state of an emergency blizzard. Knucklehead seems to be talking mad shit in chat about seeing Bags in the later rounds, so I don't know if he's trolling or actually motivated and going to apply himself and try and win this shit. I know back then, he would have had potential but it's been a long while since I've seen dude battle. This may be an advantage for Spree - should he execute. Both better not get caught sleeping, that is for sure.

Toss up 50/50.






Flow vs Ryno

Not exactly sure who Ryno is and Lars writes Flow's bars, which he has admitted lol. So the winner of this one is Lars.

Lars (Flow) 70/30.





murda sho vs DMS vs Emm Kay Gee

I don't know who Emm Kay Gee is, DMS has been improving and murda sho is an old school cat who has been out of the text game a very long while now. I don't think he even dropped last round? Maybe Cred puled out and gave him the win? IDK but I think he's good to take this 3-way battle.

Murda 50/DMS 30/Emm Kay Gee 20






Those are my Round #2 predictions. Hopefully everyone shows up ON TIME and everyone votes up as well. So we can have some clear winners advance. If anything I typed offended you, oh well. It is what it is... Do better.









HEAVY HITTERS: RD 1




“He been on a cold streak. No quotes to speak of, this fella is a random.
MY shooter was flown in, &playing NO GAMES like Melo in Atlanta “

- bleak



“Bleaks a snitch faggot. it's a shame girl...make this lame hurl
But if i catch this queen singing? i'd put flame to his whip faster than Waynes World”

- Infiltrate



“Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure
After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor”

- BodySnatcher


Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp
Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first”

- Cashius



“he posted his sister in the thot tourney like he was gettin sum cookies
no need for uterus pond....we all know damn well you aint swimmin in pussy”

- Ghost1



“Get cocky with me boy n Marvel as i go old yella on a negro
I am Groot cus this the 2nd time a stick blowin a brain up to end an Ego”

- Flow



“Gun in one hand and knife in the other, I’ll start with poking
Then I’ll let the bullets rain, Drop...till you're left there soaking”

- King Karaoke



“One blow to the temple, you'll buckle, get bent with the knuckles
Cuz I'm always down to swing like adventurous couples”

- Witty










WATCH OUT! SECTION

This is just a section where I wanna take a little time to inform y’all about the top 5 things you should Watch Out! for this round of the Summer Classic. Let’s jump right in my niggas.




1. Keep your eyes peeled for that Summer Classic Finals ‘16 REMATCH between King Karaoke & Cashius. That shit is gonna be flames from both, I’m just telling you now!


2. We still have 4 HOF’ers left in the tourney. With each round finishing up the semi’s and elite 8 are gonna be STACKED as they face off to be crowned king as one of the most epic tourneys that goes down each year wraps up.


3. BAD BLOOD MATCH. That’s right you see it, Des vs Zelph face off in a heated bad blood match. There beef has been brewing for quite some time now and has escalated to its climax in the 1-2 this whole season. This ones gotta be a good one with so much to get off each other’s chest. Watch out!

4. SLEEPER MATCH. We got HOF’er Bagatron looking to be in top form after putting the nail in the coffin on Barcotic ‘s career. Will he have enough momentum to drop some heat against and on fire bleak. bleak has definitely upped his shit tremendously and is not showing any signs of slowing down. Don’t sleep on this match, gonna be a classic!

5. Last but not least, y’all need to be on the look out for my brother @Hushs video mag when he drops it, along wit that interview. My mans got a lot to say so y’all jus better listen the fuck up!

[Barcotic]

dumb
bags lost

[BodySnatcher]

^^LOL, good shit @Cashius, Props on the write up @Cred

[For Battling]

Dope mag guys

Solid predictions

[Aero]

Yea this was a good mag. That Melo line from Bleak was tough.

[Ghost1]

yo bags

u dont bother me, guy. ur honestly whack & ur worthless
instead of making sure Bar's Staying Red..
u should probably try accomplishing that w/ ur verses

This was the best bar of the entire verse and it's boring af.....also IDGAF how relevant the shit is red/read will never be fresh

gassed af... 20+ aliases to aid you & trigger chumps
im here to deflate ur ego, n the medicine ball that gave u a bigger one

OH JESUS CHRIST DONT DEFLATE MY MEDICINE BALL....amazing diss....crippled me.....also who TF trains w medicine balls...maybe that's why ur a skinny weak FAGIT. Deflate ur ego AND THE MEDICINE BALL....this shit is so soft

went from fat to jacked? congrats but u the littlest of threats..
basically a table cloth. ill leave u flattened in the middle of a set

Oh I forgot about this.....this was mediocre ....wording sucked...shocker

u obv. ride ur boys in battles, dont try to put it past folks
cheap toilet paper; ur off the wall n always inside destroyer's asshole

Literally we giving off the wall flips credit in 2018? The tie in to being inside an asshole is equally as dated......and where is the correlation to Des using cheap toilet paper? Garbage af not even a question

ur love life's looking bland, not mushy man. u lost the spark..
so call the fire department, ur girl's pussy cant get off of barc

By far this is the worst piece of shit line from the entire last Rd.....not surprised that amen said it was barcs lotb lol literally handicapped..... Calling cats pussies first off is corny af...no one ever does this in real life...and the concept is from the 90s from a punch perspective.......then we pretending if the cat was in the tree we'd say it was on bark? NO ONE FUCKING TALKS LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE WHAT KINDVE A RETARD DO U HAVE TO BE TO QUOTE THIS OR EVEN WORSE WRITE IT


ur facing defeat. best believe it bro, its known
got so much heat on this knob, i can reenact a scene in home alone

Only good line in the entire verse and it's a brag line

bring ur nc cliq, bitch. the chrome's starving
im an anteater. the long nose will lift ur whole army

Guns being referred to as long nose animals is the same as calling cocaine various white women ...... An I the only one that has been listening to rap for longer than 6 months?

not prepared? idc. get scared & then abort, ock..
or ur next deadlift is gonna require 6 pallbearers n a short walk

Deadlift was played back before Jay dropped it on the workout graveyard freestyle bonus track from blueprint




If u thought any of these bars were even remotely good or not insanely dated or worded well or even potentially logical in any realm of reality then truly I question your intelligence and genuinely worry for the safety of those around you.

[Ghost1]

Good shit on the mag cred

[Destroyer]

Lol. Stop letting Amen write shit
Wtf? Is this the summer classic as seen through the eyes of NCs most-hated and annoying member???
For battling 55/45?
Lmao
What is that, his upper to bottom lip ratio????
Fuck outta hea

[bleak]

Great mag should edit Bags breakdown in lol

[Ghost1]

Confessions of a butthurt fagot who can't take a hint

[Ghost1]

I don't read amens sections tho .... Have never will never

I mean when the last time one of the bat boys became an MLB commentator lol gtfoh

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Lol. Stop letting Amen write shit
Wtf? Is this the summer classic as seen through the eyes of NCs most-hated and annoying member???
For battling 55/45?
Lmao
What is that, his upper to bottom lip ratio????
Fuck outta hea

Should be a good battle.

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Ghost1

I don't read amens sections tho .... Have never will never

I mean when the last time one of the bat boys became an MLB commentator lol gtfoh

Butthurt over his battler profile on you. We all know you read it. You read everything.

[Ghost1]

Aero pls.

IS THIS WHAT U WANT

U TRIED TO CHAMPION BARC TO LEAD THE TEXT WAVE AND NOW THAT I ASSASINATED THAT FSGOT U GOIMG TO TRY AND ELECT A CIRCLE OF LOW TIER FSGOTS BECAISE THEY ARE INDUSTRIOUS!?!


this is a grave error .... I should let u have ur choice and watch nc crumble

But I did that before DID U LEARN NOTHING

[Ghost1]

We both know really u just want to see if ur voice holds as much public sway as mine... It doesn't idiot

[Kill Spree]

Lmao!

[Blue Bayou]

Originally Posted by Ghost1

yo bags

u dont bother me, guy. ur honestly whack & ur worthless
instead of making sure Bar's Staying Red..
u should probably try accomplishing that w/ ur verses

This was the best bar of the entire verse and it's boring af.....also IDGAF how relevant the shit is red/read will never be fresh

gassed af... 20+ aliases to aid you & trigger chumps
im here to deflate ur ego, n the medicine ball that gave u a bigger one

OH JESUS CHRIST DONT DEFLATE MY MEDICINE BALL....amazing diss....crippled me.....also who TF trains w medicine balls...maybe that's why ur a skinny weak FAGIT. Deflate ur ego AND THE MEDICINE BALL....this shit is so soft

went from fat to jacked? congrats but u the littlest of threats..
basically a table cloth. ill leave u flattened in the middle of a set

Oh I forgot about this.....this was mediocre ....wording sucked...shocker

u obv. ride ur boys in battles, dont try to put it past folks
cheap toilet paper; ur off the wall n always inside destroyer's asshole

Literally we giving off the wall flips credit in 2018? The tie in to being inside an asshole is equally as dated......and where is the correlation to Des using cheap toilet paper? Garbage af not even a question

ur love life's looking bland, not mushy man. u lost the spark..
so call the fire department, ur girl's pussy cant get off of barc

By far this is the worst piece of shit line from the entire last Rd.....not surprised that amen said it was barcs lotb lol literally handicapped..... Calling cats pussies first off is corny af...no one ever does this in real life...and the concept is from the 90s from a punch perspective.......then we pretending if the cat was in the tree we'd say it was on bark? NO ONE FUCKING TALKS LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE WHAT KINDVE A RETARD DO U HAVE TO BE TO QUOTE THIS OR EVEN WORSE WRITE IT


ur facing defeat. best believe it bro, its known
got so much heat on this knob, i can reenact a scene in home alone

Only good line in the entire verse and it's a brag line

bring ur nc cliq, bitch. the chrome's starving
im an anteater. the long nose will lift ur whole army

Guns being referred to as long nose animals is the same as calling cocaine various white women ...... An I the only one that has been listening to rap for longer than 6 months?

not prepared? idc. get scared & then abort, ock..
or ur next deadlift is gonna require 6 pallbearers n a short walk

Deadlift was played back before Jay dropped it on the workout graveyard freestyle bonus track from blueprint




If u thought any of these bars were even remotely good or not insanely dated or worded well or even potentially logical in any realm of reality then truly I question your intelligence and genuinely worry for the safety of those around you.

Oh shit

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yeah can’t take Amen predictions seriously lol

No offense Dre but you kind of have no sense of what’s dope in text

Like yeah I’m not the best but when I do mags at least the predictions make sense and come from an unbias and actual knowledge of what’s good

[Hush]

Netcees janitor at it again


It’s like getting stock advice from the counter clerk at McDonald’s

[For Battling]

If you don’t think I’m going to kill destroyer you must be off your fuckin rocker grfoh