Smashing with your kids in the bed - Page 2

sral · 07-25-2018, 07:32 AM

lmao couldn’t help but recall ‘flo pee in tubes’ after reading that

For Battling · 07-25-2018, 07:35 AM

Lol did barcotic win that?

sral · 07-25-2018, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raizen

My wife feels bad about not letting the kids sleep next to her. She keeps saying "we'll never have his moment back" or "they'll never be babies again.". They'll be 2 in the fall, and she's already looking at old FB pics and missing when they were infants.

So she never turns them down when they have want to be our bed. Night after night.

sounds to me like this is an issue you should be having with your wife/girl/whatever rather than Dadcees tbh

but since you posted it here, doesn’t the fact you’re hard in bed with your dick erect in your wife and then you make eye contact with your child instantly make you unaroused?

i would instantly be flaccid as fuck if that situation came up I imagine

@Innovator has like 4 kids i think so he’s prob best suited to answer this thread. @Adonis has a few too IIRC?

Destroyer · 07-25-2018, 07:37 AM

Fellow dadcee here
Lmao
Bro, if you get in at all, it’s a win

Kill Spree · 07-25-2018, 08:11 AM

For fuck sales wtf is going on here

Hush · 07-25-2018, 08:12 AM

Do it all the time

Destroyer · 07-25-2018, 08:17 AM

Nah, he means HIS kids, hush

Hush · 07-25-2018, 08:22 AM

My girl got a 5 year old

We fuck constantly

We smashed while she played in the living room very recently

Door open
Line of sight

Not bothered

Amen · 07-25-2018, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao couldn’t help but recall ‘flo pee in tubes’ after reading that

Moral Compass.

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-25-2018, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

My girl got a 5 year old

We fuck constantly

We smashed while she played in the living room very recently

Door open
Line of sight

Not bothered

Why not take the two seconds to close the door?

That don’t make you a savage it makes you a dirt.

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-25-2018, 08:32 AM

Also @Witty is correct

Kids belong in their own rooms.

If they are in your bed than no, you shouldn’t be getting it in. That’s weird as fuck.

Inno · 07-25-2018, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

sounds to me like this is an issue you should be having with your wife/girl/whatever rather than Dadcees tbh

but since you posted it here, doesn’t the fact you’re hard in bed with your dick erect in your wife and then you make eye contact with your child instantly make you unaroused?

i would instantly be flaccid as fuck if that situation came up I imagine

@Innovator has like 4 kids i think so he’s prob best suited to answer this thread. @Adonis has a few too IIRC?

I mean I’ve done it. But we always wait until they are asleep. And never with them ON THE BED WITH US. That’s just weird. But yeah we’ve done it with one of them in the room sleeping.

Closets and bathrooms bros

sral · 07-25-2018, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

I mean I’ve done it. But we always wait until they are asleep. And never with them ON THE BED WITH US. That’s just weird. But yeah we’ve done it with one of them in the room sleeping.

Closets and bathrooms bros

This what I’m saying, I made like a love nest at the side of the bed on the floor out of sight under the cover while the little one was asleep lol just incase they did wake up they still wouldn’t see a thing

sral · 07-25-2018, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen

Moral Compass.

lmao legit the worst thing I’ve ever lost to

I still can’t understand it

Ghost1 · 07-25-2018, 09:30 AM

I started many versions of this response and deleted them all

Ghost1 · 07-25-2018, 09:31 AM

can yah link me to flo pee in tubes and moral compass tho please

Hush · 07-25-2018, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Why not take the two seconds to close the door?

That don’t make you a savage it makes you a dirt.

Because a unattended 5 year old usually gets hurt

When did I claim to be savage ?

U wana go Knuck just lemme know

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-25-2018, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Because a unattended 5 year old usually gets hurt

When did I claim to be savage ?

U wana go Knuck just lemme know

Absolutely baffling statement lmaaooo

Didn’t know you were keeping a good eye on her during the act

Sus

Destroyer · 07-25-2018, 10:41 AM

Fuck was flow pee in tubes real?
I thought I just made it up in jest

Amen · 07-25-2018, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Fuck was flow pee in tubes real?
I thought I just made it up in jest

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.ph...light=barcotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barcotic

easy, u a noob. cue the beating dude, its true
ima have Flo Peein' himself, then eating thru a tube

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Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	My girl got a 5 year old We fuck constantly We smashed while she played in the living room very recently Door open Line of sight Not bothered __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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07-25-2018, 07:35 AM	#22
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633912	Lol did barcotic win that?

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