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PLAYOFF ENTRIES CONFIRMED
I DUN TOL U FUCKBOYS NOT TO HOVER MY FUCKIN THREADS
NOOOOOOW ANNOUNCING THE VERY FIRST ENTRY INTO NBL SEASON 9S PLAYOFF TOURNAMENT ....... @MFtastick WE KEEPING THIS DUDE RMBVA THANKS. HE ONE OF OURS NOW. IF YA HAVEN'T PEEPED THIS DUDE OR HEARD RUMBLINGS OF HIS GUN BARS THEN U MUST BE TEXT BATTLING FROM UNDER A FUCKING ROCK BELOW R JUST A FEW GEMS FROM DA GOD Quote:
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MY DUDE IS NKT PLAYING OUT HEAAAAAA I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE RECORDS AND AS SAID I WILL BE ANNOUNCING A NEW PARTICIPANT EACH DAY SO KEEP AN EYE OUT (@beyond) ALSO WE WILL BE HAVING OPENING DAY VIDEO MAGS FROM @sraL @Barcotic @Orc @Destroyer @Knucklehead AMONGST OTHERS (joe bostons current video mag can be found in the nbl forum. If u haven't seen it....do urself a favor. It literally changed me forever.) ARE U NKT ENTERTAINED!?!??!?× |
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lol still trying to hover. smh. it is a holiday weekend why r u here anyways. shame on u.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE AND NOW ANNOUNCING OUR 2ND SOLIDIFIED PLAYOFF PARTICIPANT @jilti MOST OF U KNOW THIS SAGGY FACED 50 YR OLD TOUR GUIDE LOOKING SKELETON AS THE HIDEOUS CREATURE THAT @Diode ALMOST SCHEDULED A BJJ MEET UP TO LITERALLY MURDER THIS POOR MAN OUT OF INTERNET SPITE. BUT HE ALSO IS A MID TIER TEXT BATTLER ! NAH FOR REAL THO ALL JOKES ASIDE THIS DUDE HAS GOT SUM BARS. HES PARTICIPATED IN THE MAJORITY OF THE SEASON AND FINISHED ABOVE .500 WHICH IS A FEAT IN ITS OWN RIGHT BASED ON THE LEVEL OF COMPETITION FROM THIS SEASON. ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF NOTE THIS SEASON: TAKING DOWN THE ONCE GREAT @Fracture FRAC IF U READING THIS U MAY BE ABLE TO SNEAK INTO THE 16TH SEED SO SIGN INNNNNNNNNNNNNN BUT DONT READ THIS CUZ IT MAY BRING BACK SUM BAD MEMORIES OF THE BOY JILTI TAKIN U TO THE TOOL SHED WOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote:
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DEBATING ON DROPPING MORE ENTRIES OVER THE WEEKEND IM SURE MOST WILL BE TRAVELING OR SPENDING TIME W FAMILY. BUT FUCK UR FAMILY AN I HOPE UR CAR BREAKS DOWN OR CRASHES. CRASHES IS MORE PREFERRED. SO WE WILL SEE HOW THINGS LOOK. I ALSO RECIEVED WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WAS A DRUNK PM FROM @Sharp SAYING HE WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE A VIDEO MAG AS WELL FOR THE PLAYOFFS...... SO BASICALLY I AM BUILDING NETCEES LIVE MOTION PICTURE MAG UP 06/05/16 RD 1 UP 06/06/16 U FAGOTS BETTER GET THE FUCK READY, |
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WITTY STFU W THAT AWFUL THREAD. UVE HAD TOO MANY. I HOPE SUICIDE COMITS CANCER IN UR BRAIN AN U DIE TWICE FCUKBOY FAGOT.
NOW THEN. ANNOUNCING THE 3RD ENTRY INTO WATS SHAPING UP TO BE ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE TEXTRAVAGANZAS IN RECENT MEMORY............................................ .................................. ........... ....... @NAQTADEF COMMONLY KNOWN FOR BEING AS TALL AS DANNY DEVITIO. BALD. VEINY HEAD. (YES GAY) AND SPEAKING IN INCOHERENT RIDDLES WHILE CONSTRUCTING SKELETON BEATS REMINISCENT OF RZA IF HE SUFFERED SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA AT AN EARLY AGE AND CONTINUED PRACTITIONING HIS BEATMAKING W A FORK. OH WAIT NAH MY BAD I THOUGHT IT WAS 2012 SMH ANNOUNCING THE ACTUAL ENTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @Schadenfreude ANOTHER GUY WHO HAS PARTICIPATED FOR BASICALLY THE ENTIRE SEASON AND IS RESPECTIVELY ABOVE .500 IN DOING SO. HE HAS SEEN HIMSELF IN 2 CHAMP MATCHES THIS SEASON. LOST BOTH. FIRST OF ALL LETS JUST SAY EVEN GETTING INTO THE CHAMP MATCH IS NO EASY FEAT AND TAKING AN L TO @Orc AND @Cashius DEFINITELY IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT. AS I LOOKED THRU HIS PREVIOUS BATTLES I NOTICED THAT HIS MORE RECENT BATTLES WERE NOTICIEABLY DOPER THEN HIS OLDER ONES WHICH MEANS ONE THING.......THIS DUDE IS ONLY GETTING BETTER WITH EVERY BATTLE HES IN AND MOVING FORWARD TO THE PLAYOFFS WILL BE THAT MUCH MORE OF A THREAT TO ANYBODY SLEEPING ON HIM A COUPLE BANGERS THAT CAME TO MIND WHEN I DECIDED TO ANNOUNCE SCHAD Quote:
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IM TELLING U RIGHT NOW EVERY BODY GETTING INTO THIS TOURNEY IS ON SUM NEXT SHIT. ID HONESTLY BE JUST AS ENTERTAINED READING THE MAJORITY OF BATTLES THAT ARE GONNA GO DOWN. I HAVE AN UPDATE FROM COMMISIONER @sraL WHO WILL BE GETTING ME A PRE HYPE VID MAG THAT WILL BE GOING UP TUESDAY (SAME DAY WEEK 20 BATTLES ARE DUE) AND ALSO @Sharp WHO IS GETTING DRUNK AS WE SPEAK AT WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A FAMILY TRIP TO THE LAKE WHERE THIS SKINNY FAGIT IS GONNA GET DRUNK OFF DADS MUSKY COLOGNE AND BUG SPRAY WHILE HE ATTEMPTS TO FINALLY LOSE HIS VIRGINITY AT AGE 26 TO HIS NEIGHBOR RONNIES STEP DAUGHTER BECKY WHOS JUST A BIT MORE SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED THEN THIS POINT DEXTER PIECE OF SHIT. THEY WILL SIT UNDER THE STARS AFTER SNEAKING AWAY FROM THE FIRE WHERE SHARPS FAGOT DAD SINGS SONGS OF HOW TO HAVE A COWARD FOR A SON AND MOM COOKS HER HEART ON A STICK IN HOPES THAT SHE WILL FINALLY LEAVE THIS MORTAL COIL THAT HAS DONE NOTHING BUT SERVE HER THE MOST SEVERE DISH OF DISAPPOINTMENT SINCE YOUNG SHARPS EXISTENCE, AS BECKY REACHES DOWN SHARPS AMERICAN EAGLE KHAKI CARGO SHORTS SHE REALIZES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TO BE CONTINUED FAGOTS. PUT UR DICK BACK IN UR PANTS. U SICKEN ME. MORE PARTICIPANTS TO BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW FUCK W ME. 06/06/16 |
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SO FAR WE HAVE ALREADY ANNOUNCED 3 SOLIDIFIED PLAYOFF PARTICIPANT ENTRIES. AFTER TODAY THAT WILL LEAVE ONLY 12 SPOTS LEFT AND TWICE AS MANY PEOPLE LEFT TO SPECTATE FROM THE CROWD. SOME OF OF U GUYS TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF GETTING IN THAT ARE PARTICIPATING IN WEEK 20 WOULD BE BEST SERVED IN GOING HARD AS FUCK THIS WEEK. BATTLES DUE THIS TUESDAY. ALRIGHT NOW WITH OUT FURTHER ADIEU OUR 4TH ENTRY GUARENTEED A SPOT IN THIS SEASONS PLAYOFFS...... @Cred THE SELF PROCLAIMED GUN BAR KING THOUGH I THINK @murda sho & @MFtastick MAY HAVE A VALID DISPUTE WITH HIS CLAIMS THEY WOULD NEED TO STEP UP AND TRADE SHELLS WITH CHIRAQS OWN IF THEY TRULY FEEL ENTITLED TO THAT NAMESAKE. SOME WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE @Muff INSPIRED THE RECENT GUN BAR TRENDING OF NETCEES AS OF LATE, OTHERS WOULD ATTRIBUTE IT TO THE INTERSITE BATTLE AND CONTINUED PARTICIPATION FROM SOME OF RMBVAS FINEST BUT IVE PERSONALLY BEEN AROUND FOR CRED SINCE BACK IN 2010 WHEN HE WAS ON RB FIRING THE SAME CANS, RACTHETS, ROUNDS, SHOTTYS, MAGS, GATS, BURNERS, DUECES, 40'S, AKS, SNUBS, LONG NOSE, DRUMS, CARTRIDGES AND WATEVER OTHER ARTILLERY U CAN FATHOM LONG BEFORE MUFF WAS BITING B MAGIC LINES IN SEASON 8 AND WELL BEFORE KING OF THE DOT ADOPTED SMACK BARS AND BECAME A TEXT WEBSITE CALLED RMBVA. LETS CHECK OUT A FEW BARS FROM DA GOD Quote:
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IM TELLING U NETCEES. IVE GOT EVERYTHING ON THIS TOURNEY. I LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE A WACXK ENTRY TO ANNOUNCE. DUDES LOOKING FOR BIG NAMES OF TEXTS PAST WILL GET THEIR FIX AS WE HAVE A FEW....WHO WILL BE REVEALED IN TIME......BUT TRUST ME WHEN I TELL U EVERY PARTICIPANT IN THIS TOURNEY IS A THREAT TO RUN AWAY WITH IT ALL AND EVERY CONTENDER IS CAPABLE OF DROPPING HEATROCK. WITH RECENT SIGNUPS FROM THE LIKES OF @Hush AND @Allen Knight IM STILL WAITING ON @ PINOT GRIJ, @King & @Tic TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM. WINNING THIS TOURNEY COULD EASILY CATAPAULT A BATTLER WHOS CURRENTLY REGARDED AS A MID TIER BATTLER OR MAYBE EVEN GENERALY NOT REGARDED AT ALL TO A TOP TIER PARTY. LOOKING AT U RIGHT NOW @Tic TBC. ONLY 12 SPOTS LEFT TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR 2 NEW PARTICIPANT REVEALS. 06/06/16 GET FAMILIAR |
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WELL ATLEAST I KNOW IF NO1 ELSE IS READING THESE ASIDE FROM THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FEATURED EACH DAY I KNOW VERITAS WILL BE VIEWING. THATS GOOD ENUFF FOR ME TBC.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO SOME OF OUR FALLEN VETS @john hensley, @Fracture, @Deon, @YOUNG PHILLY, @N TAVAREZ, @God Of War, @Beyond, @SEPHIROTH, @Blue Bayou, @LEFTY, @Resin M.I.C., @butler, @CALEFACTION, @PROPER HOPS, @Joe Metts, @RichARD COREY, @Neighbor, @murda sho, @RUDGE1, @UserName, @namix.....LOL SIKE THAT FAGOT NAMIX IS WACK AS FUCK REMEMBER WHEN HE TRIED TO RUN THE SITE LIKE A SPECIAL ED TEACHER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF U OLD FAGOT. AIGHT YO I GOT 2 HEAVY HITTERS FOR U UNGRATEFUL SAVAGES TODAY FIRST GUY UPPPPPPPPPP @Kenny the OG ANY1 THAT FREQUENTED RB A HANDFUL OF YEARS BACK WOULD ALREADY BE FAMILIAR WITH KENNY. HE WAS A REGULAR HERE A COUPLE YEARS BACK AS WELL. HE ATTEMPTED TO BUILD A UFC STYLE MAIN EVENT TYPE BATTLING LEAGUE WITH RANDOM BATTLE UPDATES AND HYPE MAGS FOR FEATURED EVENTS......IN THEORY IT WAS A GREAT IDEA. IN PRACTICE IT FELL SHORT OF EXPECTATIONS BUT I STILL THINK WITH THE RIGHT TYPE OF EFFORT AND PARTICIPATION WE COULD MAKE THAT TAKE OFF. IN REGARDS TO HIS BATTLING DUDE IS SMART. PICKED UP ON THE CURRENT NBL TRENDING STYLE QUICKLY AND HAS USED MULTIPLE WEEKS AGAINST LESSER OPPONENTS TO TOY WITH IDEAS CONCEPTUALLY AS WELL AS DIFFERENT TYPES OF EXECUTION. ANY1 THINKING KENNY HAD AN OFF WEEK OR THAT HE MAY NOT HAVE COME WITH THE USUAL WOULD BE FOOLISHLY MISTAKEN. KENNY IS A TACTICIAN. THROWING OUT JABS TO FEEL OUT HIS OPPONENTS AND TESTING THE JUDGES TO SEE WHAT TYPE OF ATTACKS WOULD BE RECIEVED WELL. HES BEEN WORKING WITH SOME COMPLEX WORD ASSOCIATIONS ALONGSIDE CLEVER WORDPLAYS TO REALLY JUST DELIVER A REWARDING FEELING TO THE READER ONCE THE BAR IS RECIEVED. LETS CHECK HIM OUT Quote:
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AND OUR 2ND ENTRY FOR THE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @Blam Newton AT FIRST I THOUGHT FOR SURE THIS WAS ANOTHER @Neighbor ALIAS, SHOUT OUT TO @WAVY CROCKET, BUT HAVING READ MOST OF HIS BATTLES THIS SEASON HIS STYLE IS REALLY ALOT MORE REMINISCENT OF @KARAOKE. NOT NECESSARILY AS HARSH OR POLISHED BUT HE USES ALOTVE DISCUSSION FORUM TOPIC PUNCHES. THESE HAVE BEEN RECIEVED WELL IN THE PAST AND GENERALLY GO OVER WELL SINCE THE DISC FORUM IS MORE OFTEN THEN NOT THE MOST ACTIVE SECTION OF THE SITE.ITS REFRESHING TO SEE A SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT STYLE IN THE LEAGUE. DEFINITELY HAS BEEN DEFINING HIMSELF AS A STAND OUT (ASIDE FROM MY KARAKE COMPARISON WHICH IS A LOOSE ONE HONESTLY) PLAYER IN THE GAME. Quote:
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ALMOST FELL OUT MY CHAIR ON THAT 2CRIP BAR ALSO @Witty LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. 10 MORE ENTRIES LEFT. WE GETTING DOWN TO THE BIG NAMES HERE NOW IN THE NEXT FEW COMING DAYS. EXPECT TO SEE SOME HOFFERS AND SOME BIG NAMES POPPING UP NOW. WANTED TO HYPE SOME OF OUR NEW BLOOD AND MAYBE RELATIVELY LESSER KNOWN GUYS WHO JUST KEEP THEIR HEADS DOWN AND DROP BARS. BUT THE NEXT HANDFUL OF GUYS ARE GONNA BE REAL FAMILIAR, AND WITH GOOD REASON. 06/06/16. |
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I BLEED LIME GREEN FOR THIS SHIT. UNDERSTAND ME. I SEE LIFE IN THE MATRIX CODING BUT THE BINARY IS WRITTEN IN FORCED WORDPLAYS AND QUESTIONABLE GUN BARS. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO U BITCHMADE COWARDS HALLELUJAH HOLER BACK!!!
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW UVE BEEN ON A SPAMMING SPREE THAT MAKE @Genocide CRINGE BUT U KNOW WHAT? IM THE MOST FUCKING ENTERTAINING PERSON ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN BOARD SO PER USUAL I WILL DICTATE THE FLOW OF THINGS AROUND HERE/. FIX UR FUCKING FACE AND STRAP IN. GOT ANOTHER 2 GORILLAS (TOO SOON>?) TO ANNOUNCE TONITE!! YESTERDAY I SAID WE WERE DONE WITH THE LESSER KNOWN GUYS BUT I GOT ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MORE. AN MAN IF U DONT KNOW THIS GUY FOR REAL. U SHOULD MAKE IT A POINT TO. @Toil FIRST OFF THIS DUDE ONLY TOOK 1 L THE WHOLE SEASON AND IT WAS IN WAT ID CONSIDER A DAMN NEAR CLASSIC VS @Cashius http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=123292 ^^ THE DIE HARD FANS CAN PEEP THAT LINK FOR CASH VS TOIL. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY ITS ONE OF THE TOP 10 BATTLES OF THE SEASON. AN WITH BATTLES LIKE @Hush VS @Orc & @ill nik-A VS @Pinot Grij HAVING GONE DOWN THATS DEFINITELY SAYING SOMETHING. THIS DUDE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS. OR MAYBE I SHOULD SAY A WAY WITH WORDING. MY MAN HAS PROVEN WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT THAT HE CAN TAKE NEARLY ANY CONCEPT AND WORD IT TO EXTREME DETAIL AND COMPLEXITY WHILE STILL CREATING AN IMPACT IN CLOSING........WHICH IS ALL A TEXTCEE COULD EVER REALLY HOPE FOR. MAN... IM BOUT TO DROP HIS QUOTES AN LEMME JUST SAY....SOME OF THESE FLOORED ME. Quote:
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ILL LET U GUYS DECIDE WHICH OF THESE CHANGED U FOREVER BUT I KNOW I GRABBED A FEW AND WAS LIKE MAN......HOW COME MY BRAIN DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT. AN MOVING RIGHT ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG I GOT A GOOD ONE HERE NOW FOR US HAHA NO INTRO NECESSARY @Destroyer THIS DUDE IS THE TOP SEED IN THE TOURNEY. BECAUSE HE WAS LITERALLY ROBBED IN EVERY BATTLE THAT HE LOST. TRUST ME HE WAS VOCAL ABOUT IT ALSO. LMFAO. TO BE IF DES LASH OUT ON U DURING A BATTLE HIS DIMENTIA HAS REALLLLYYY SET IN QUITE AGGRESSIVELY IN THESE LAST FEW YEARS ON NC. I PERSONALLY BLAME @Beyond. SO SHOW SUM RESPECT AND GET THE FUCK OFF HIS LAWN U UNGRATEFUL FUCKING FAGOTS UR TEXTING WITH A GOD DAMN LEGEND. (LEGITIMATELY UNSURE OF DES RECORD BUT IM OBLIGATED TO VOTE DESTROYER AT EVERY OPPURTUNITY, ITS IN MY CONTRACT) ALSO ID LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT @CHYEAAHHH!!! WILDLY UNREALISTIC CLAIMS TO DES WIFE TITTIES BEING SMALL IS OUTRAGEOUS SHE GOT THEM FLOPPY 80S TITS YO. LEGIT GETTIN A CHUB. A RESPECTFUL CHUB. A CHUB NO LESS/. NOW LETS SEE SUM BARZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Quote:
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HONESTLY MODS PLEASE ROMVE MY HOF ACCOMP AND GIVE IT TO THIS MAN NOW. GIVE IT TO HIM NOW. BEING IN THE HOF MEANS NOTHING IF DESTRO DA GOD MC IS NOT A MEMBER. (HINT HINT WE R OPENING THE HOF UP THIS SUMMER TO SOME NEW ENTRIES. ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE SUM1 HAS GONE IN AND I CAN THINK OF A COUPLE DESERVING, MAINLY DESTROYER AND TIM GRADY BUT WE WILL SEE) ALSO @sraL & @MMLP PUT TOGETHER A VID MAG THAT IS UP IN THE DISC AND THE NBL FORUM IF U HAVENT PEEPED IT ALREADY DO URSELF A FAVOR I WAS GEEKING OUT HARD. WEN U WATCH IT JUST WATCH MMLP FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HE IS THE ILLEST LARS HYPE MAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. WE ARE LITERALLY AT THE HALF WAY MARKER. ONLY 8 MORE PARTICIPANTS WILL MAKE IT IN. SOME OF U FAGOTS WITH RECORDS ON THE LOWER SIDE MAY BE SWEATING A LITTLE BIT. WITH GOOD REASON. THIS IS THE HOTTEST SHIT SMOKING AND IF U NOT A PART OF THIS U MAY AS WELL SQUEEZE OFF A FEW ROUNDS INTO UR FACE CUZ ITS OVER BOYO. EVERY1 ELSE WHO INQUIRED OR OFFERED TO MAKE A VID MAG GET ON IT ASAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I NEED THOSE VIDS IN MY PM BOX BY 06/05/16 AT THE LATEST. WEEK 20 BATTLES ARE DUE TONITE. THEY WILL CLOSE SUNDAY NITE 06/05/16. PLAYOFF RD 1 BATTLES AND MEGA MAG/ NC MOTION PICTURE WITH GUEST APPEARANCES RANGING THE GLOBE AND ALSO A FEATUR SPOT FROM NETCEES OWN ROBOTIC GENIUS BAGATRON WILL GO UP MONDAY MORNING 06/06/16. CAN U DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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@King Karaoke & @Knucklehead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL NAH KNUCK WACK AND KAR DIDNT BATTLE THIS SEASON. BUT YO...........I WANT THIS TO BE MY FAVORITE BEEF OF NC BUT IT JUST MAKES ME CRINGE FOR KNUCK. U GOT TO PLAY TO UR STRENGTHS.......AND THIS IMAGE OF RICH JEWISH SLAVE OWNER IS NOT WORKING FOR U LMFAOOOOOOOOOO. IDK MAN I WANT TO HELP U BUT I CANT BE HANDING U THE SCROLLS TO THE DISC. I THINK UR CHARACTER IS NOT A WAR TIME CHARACTER THO. TAKE @Batty FOR EXAMPLE//// BATTY IS NOT A WAR TIME BOSS. DOESNT DO WELL IN CONFRONTATION....BUT LEFT TO HIS OWN DEVICES IS ONE OF THE BEST BOARDERS IN THE DISC. U NEED TO DEFINE UR CHARACTER AND PLAY TO ITS STRENGTHS. OR U CAN KEEP TOYING WITH KARAOKE UNTIL U LOSE ANY SHRED OF CREDIBILITY U HAVE LEFT AT THIS STAGE. SUGGESTIONS TOWARDS STRENGTHS THAT U POSSESS TRUST FUND ACCESS HAS KARAOKES IG PASSWORD BEAT ORC IN 92 CAN CALL THE POLICE IF THINGS GET SCARY CAN CHAMP TOPICAL LEAGUE SINCE BAGS & ILL NIK-A DID QUIT RETAIL JOB (SHOWS INDEPENDENCE) RACIST HAS LARS ON FB FRIEND LIST ER WAIT....... NAH U KNOW WHAT GO WITH THOSE, ALRIGHT MOVING RIGHT ALONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LETS GET TO SUM TEXT!!!!!! THE MOST RECENT TOURNEY WINNER AND UP AND COMING TEXT MONSTER @Infiltration JUST WON THE BATTLE ARENA BATTLE ROYALE BY BEATING OF (SPEAKING OF) @King Karaoke IN A PRETTY DECENT MATCH UP. HES MOWED DOWN THE MAJORITY OF HIS COMP IN THE NBL THIS SEASON WITH CRISP WORDING, COMPLEX WORDPLAYS AND AS MANY EDITS AS HE CAN SNEAK IN WITHOUT GETTING DQD........OR SOMETIMES JUST OUT RIGHT GETTING DQD CUZ FUCK IT RIGHT? LMAO. I LEGIT ADMIRE THE DEDICATION AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL. MY DUDE MUST HAVE CRAZY ANXIETY IRL THO IF THATS HOW HIS BRAIN TURNS. HERES A COUPLE BANGERS FROM THIS SEASON Quote:
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LARS PREDICTED MY MAN TO TAKE THE WHOLE TOURNEY WHICH SEEMS WILDLY BOLD CONSIDERING SOME OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED BUT HES TAKEN DOWN SOME SERIOUS COMPETITION AND IS CONSISTENTLY ELEVATING SO WE WILL SEE. ALRIGHT NEXT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP OUR FIRST HOFFER ANNOUNCED (ONE OF MANY) @Allen Knight BIGGEST FUCKING FAGIT ALIVE. LIKE FOR REAL. THATS IT. HES IN THE TOURNEY. NO BARS TO QUOTE HES WACK AS FUCK. IF I COULD TYPE A PUNCH INTO THE INTERNET THAT WOULD TELEPORT ME TO HIS CATSHIT SMELLING TRAILER WHERE I COULD DELIVER THE GUATAMELAN DEATH TOUCH LITERALLY RIPPING HIS FUCKING JIZ STAINED ...... WAIT WOT OH NAH MY BAD. OLD HABITS DIE HARD I SPOSE. ALLEN KNIGHT IS LEGIT A MONSTER IN THE TEXT SCENE. OUR MOST RECENT INDUCTEE TO THE HOF AND BASICALLY THE GUY WHO CARRIED THE TORCH FOR TOP TIER CONSISTENCY SINCE NC DIED WITH LAMA IMHO. WITHOUT DUDES LIKE THIS WE WOULD NOT BE PUTTING TOGETHER A 16 MAN TOURNEY FILLED WITH HALF OF OUR EXISTING HOF AS WELL AS ALL OF THE CRAZY TALENTED WAVE OF NEW BLOOD. HERES MY MEANING BEHIND THAT. WHEN THE FIRST SITE CRASHED WE LOST YEARS WORTH OF WRITING. I PERSONALLY LOST OVER 200 PLUS BATTLES. SO ....AND THIS IS JUST SPEAKING FOR MYSELF PERSONALLY.....THE IDEA OF STARTING OVER AND BATTLING WAS JUST CRIPPLING TO EVEN CONSIDER......ESPECIALLY SINCE WE LOST ABOUT 75% OF OUR MEMBERS AND ACTIVITY AT FIRST. ALLEN KNIGHT AMONGST A HANDFUL OF OTHERS BATTLED LIKE IT WAS 2012 DAY IN AND DAY OUT .....SOME MAY SAY HE WAS JUST TRYNNA LOAD UP ON ACCOMPS WHILE THE COMPETITION WAS WEAK AS FUCK......SOME BEING ME....I WOULD SAY THIS....I DID SAY THIS.....BUT THEN I BATTLED THE DUDE AFTER A BIT OF A HIATUS AND TOOK AN L. BATTLED HIM A 2ND TIME,,,,,TOOK ANOTHER L. STOPPED QUESTIONING HIS TALENT AT THAT POINT. THE POINT IS THAT THOUGH WITHOUT DUDES BATTLING CONSISTENTLY ITS NO1 HERE TO INSPIRE OTHERS. ALLEN KNIGHT IS A WEIGHT BEARING POST TO TEXT AND TO THESE COVETTED LIME HALLS VERY FOUNDATION. HIS TEXT STYLE HAS BASICALLY EVOLVED INTO @Blue Bayou'S WITH MAYBE A BIT DARKER TOUCH AND CLEANER WORDING. HIS WORDPLAYS R WILD GOOD AND ITS ENTERTAINING TO SEE WAT HE CAN DO WITH WORDS. HERES A FEW I GRABBED FROM THIS SEASON. REST ASSURED I COULD LOAD A BOOK FULL OF QUTES FROM THIS GUYS BUT THESE ARE JUST FROM THIS SEASON. Quote:
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WELL THERE U HAVE IT. 10 ENTRIES IN. 6 ENTRIES LEFT. 5 DAYS TILL RD 1 GOES UP. STILL WAITING ON VIDS FROM @Diode @Orc @Barcotic @Sharp @Destroyer @WHOEVER ELSE WANNA BANG ONE OUT ^^^^^ IF U GUYS NOT DOING ONE LEMME KNOW ILL STOP TAGGING U LOL 06/06/15. GET FAMILIAR. |
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Strapped for time tonite but I threw together a little vid for u dudes w tonjte announcement
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HERE WE ARE CLSING IN ON WHAT IS SHAPING UP TO BE THE TOURNEY OF THE YEAR!!!! (cuz its no way im modding the summer classic after this lol)
WEN I COME AROUND IT GOES DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THIS A MOVIE GETCHYA GOOBERS NIGGA IT GETS DEEP GETCHA SCUBA NIGGA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRST UP! @Cashius THIS DUDE BEEN A THREAT SINCE HE CAME ON THE SCENE A YEAR OR 2 AGO, TOOK A HIATUS FOR A WHILE AND HIBERNATED WHILE TEXT DID THE SAME BUT COMPETITION BREEDS GREATNESS....AND THIS SEASON HAS BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF GREAT WITH SOME STELLAR FUCKING VERSES AND GAME CHANGING BARS AS WELL AS APPEARANCES FROM SOME OF THE PASTS HEAVY HITTERS AND SOME NEW BLOOD MAKING WAVES IN AN ATTEMPT TO GRAB THE TORCH. CASHIUS WENT ON AN UNDEFEATED STREAK STRAIGHT TO CHAMPING THE LEAGUE ON HIS FIRST RUN BACK OFF HIATUS IN A LEAGUE THATS CURRENTLY THRIVING. IF U DONT SEE THE SIGNIFICAANCE IN THAT THEN U CAN SUCK ON @jiltiS MELTED DICK AND TONGUE KISS @Zelph DISFIGURED FACE. OLE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA LOOKIN PIECE OF SHIT. LETS GET TO SUM BARZ Quote:
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I DIDNT HAVE TO SEARCH LONG FOR THOSE QUOTES. THATS FROM 2 BATTLES AND IS MORE QUOTES THEN SUM DUDES HAD ALL SEASON LONG. CASH IS NO FUCKING JOKE. SOME QUOTES I LEFT OUT JUST BECAUSE THEYRE PERSONALS AND WOULD BE OUT OF CONTEXT HERE BUT THATS GONNA MAKE HIM EVEN MORE OF A THREAT IN THE TOURNEY. NC HAS ALWAYS FAVORED THE DEEPLY PERSONAL AND UGLY JABS AND TRUST U WILL SEE PLENTY OF THESE FROM THE MORE OFTEN THEN NOT QUIET YET CALCULATING CASH MOOLAH. NEXT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ill nik-A WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN LET ME JUST SAY....THERES NOT A BIO BIG ENUFF NOR TIME IN A DAY LONG ENUFF TO GIVE THIS MAN HIS PROPER DUE. (LUCKILY I GOT AWAY WITH A VIDEO FOR @Orc AND @Hush CUZ THE SAME COULD BE SAME FOR THOSE 2 AS WELL. THEY WILL BE EXTENSIVELY COVERED IN THE OPENING MAG THO) NIK HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAWN OF TEXT. HE HAS BEATEN EVERY1. HIS BODY COUNT LIST AND NAME OF NAMES IS UNREASONABLE. TOP 10 LISTS OF TEXTS LEGENDS FROM THE PAST HAVE MORE THEN LIKELY TAKEN AN L TO THIS CUBAN PHENOM. TIME AND TIME AGAIN NIK MANAGES TO STAY CURRENT AND RELEVANT IN AN EVER CHANGING ENVIRONMENT BY REMAINING CLOSE TO THE GAME AND ALSO ALWAYS REMAINING A STUDENT AS WELL AS A TREND SETTER. NO1 IS MORE CREATIVE IMHO. I READ NIKS CONCEPTS SOMETIMES AND AM JUST FLOORED BY THE DIRECTION HE TAKES HIS SHIT. WHEN UVE SEEN EVERYTHING AND BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG U REALLY HAVE TO BE MOVING TOWARDS IDEAS THAT ARE JUST BEYOND THE AVERAGE TRAIN OF THOUGHT AND NIK HAS DONE THIS CONSISTENTLY FOR YEARS. HERES JUST A SPARE FEW I GRABBED FOR NIK FROM THIS SEASON Quote:
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AND FINALLY LAST SEASONS DEFENDING CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUM DUM DUM DUH TSSS THE CHAMP IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE @Junto WELL HERE HE IS. PROOF IN FULL THAT NC DOES NOT CATER TO BIG NAMES AS HE WAS RELATIVELY UNKNOWN LAST SEASON WHEN HE MANAGED TO TAKE DOWN ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT TOURNEY OF THE YEAR AND SOLIDYING HIMSELF AS A TOP TIER TEXT BATTLER ON NETCEES. RUMORS CIRCLE AS TO HIS IDENTITY AND WILL LIKELY CONTINUE TO DO SO. CURRENTLY HE IS BEING RUMORED TO BE @Beyond.....THANKS IN PART TO MYSELF LOL. THOUGH ID BE SURPRISED IF THIS WAS TRUE. HONESTLY IM NOT SURE WE WILL EVER ACTUALLY HAVE A REVEAL ON THIS ALIAS. CHANCES ARE HE IS FAR MORE RELEVANT ON THIS NAME THEN HE WAS ON HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. ALTHOUGH THAT COULD BE WILDLY WRONG. WHOS TO SAY. HES BEEN FAIRLY CONSISTENT THIS SEASON WHEN HES SHOWED UP AND IM POSITIVE SPECULATION AS TO HIS IDENTITY WILL CONTINUE AS HE SHREDS THRU THE COMPETITION AT WILL. AND NOW SUM BAHRZZZZZZZZZZZZ Quote:
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THAT YOUNG AT HEART SHIT WAS STUPID NICE AND THIS DUDE IS NO FUCKIN JOKE. HE WILL HAVE A TARGET ON HIS HEAD BEING THE DEFENDING CHAMP FROM LAST SEASON SO IF HE WANTS TO STICK AROUND FOR THE REPEAT HES GONNA HAVE TO REALLY STEP IT UP AS THE LEVEL OF COMPETITION IN STORE IS REALLY AT AN ALL TIME HIGH CURRENTLY IMHO. AND THE 16TH ENTRY ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ME YO LOL. DAFUQ U THOUGHT. MY RESUME AND SEASON RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. ALL U FUCKBOY FAGOTS R GARBAGE TO ME. FUCK ALL THESE HYPE THREADS, IM COMING FOR THAT FUCKING SPOT AND THIS IS ONE OF THE FINAL JEWELS I WANT IN MY CROWN BEFORE ALL IS SAID AND DONE W MY TEXT BATTLING CAREER. I DONT PLAN TO LET NONE OF U GET IN MY WAY SO U BETTER SHARPEN UR BARS IF U WANT THIS LIKE I DO. SO THERE IT IS 16 PARTICIPANTS CONFIRMED. @Bags @Destroyer @Toil @Cashius @Hush @ill nik-A @Allen Knight @MFtastick @Blam Newton @Junto @Schadenfreude @Infiltration @jilti @Cred @Kenny the OG @Orc LETS FUCKING GO!!! WEEK 20 NEEDS VOTED ON IMMEDIATELY. IM CLOSING BATTLES TOMORROW NITE NO MATTER WAT. NOTHING WILL SLOW DOWN THIS TRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. IM GONNA GET FINAL RECORDS FOR EVERY LATER TODAY AND GET A BRACKET UP TOMORROW WITH SEEDING BASED ON THE SEASONS RECORDS. MAG WILL GO UP MONDAY MORNING ALONG WITH FIRST ROUND BATTLE THREADS IF U DOING A VID MAG GET IT TO ME ASAP!!!! 06/06/16 GET FAMILIAR NC. HOLLA. |
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