07-22-2021, 04:00 PM | #1 |
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Zuch vs INF - ZUCH WINS
The Summer Classic NO bitingDue: Sunday, 7/25 @ 11:59 PST 24hr ext available but must be requested before verse is due Line Limit: 12-16 lines *can increase if both agree NO swaying NO feeding NO fun Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle May God have mercy on your souls @zuch @INF |
07-22-2021, 08:16 PM | #2 |
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What amt you thinking?
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07-22-2021, 08:36 PM | #3 |
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07-23-2021, 08:36 PM | #4 |
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12 then
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07-25-2021, 05:02 PM | #5 |
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07-27-2021, 12:46 AM | #6 |
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Tag-team champ?
Exaggerating is what you must do in your free time, loser Because you were less like Blue’s partner, and more like a benign tumor Zero potential, I’ll do the favor and leave you in a hole bleeding No wonder the noose has never worked, you got one helluva low ceiling Step to me it’s death, I eliminate guys in sick ways I’ll chop him up, hit the alley and push ‘em out the trunk like a mixtape INF will have a joke about Jamie, I mean we know that he’s planned this But most of us here have a functioning brain, so chances are we won’t understand it Give us both guns and I’m unloading mine on a fly pattern You hold yours with two hands shaking, but nothing coming out like a shy bladder So stop crying for attention, that shit is sad as can be This last line isn’t even a punch bro, for real. Get some help. Not just mentally and emotionally but for those sad ass bars you write and concepts you waste on the daily... uhh cannabis trees |
07-27-2021, 01:08 AM | #7 |
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Matt aka Top ILL,
First alias run; you bitching about votes was a given.. I saw Top Down & implode on every lvl like a controlled demolition Zuch got a tool for a feature.. mods know that he might blow The Irony's to be a Sharp Pick he'd have to put his nose to the grindstone 1 punch make it crook right. i'll walk away w/ ya cute wife Jamie'll leave on my arm rescued from a fucked up bridge like True Lies Feed her Aeros wand airplane style, high vocals in the noise You'd think it's rudge2 how ya walk in to find Infancy choking on a toy Yo bet it was living hell isolated during that fling in jail Claim in ur Biomass offenses but no energy to last in a Single Cell Blue bin sending u lines too. bro, what's shown is played Now were asking: Hazmat scraped bottom of the barrel for his throwaways? |
07-27-2021, 01:25 AM | #8 |
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I’ll take zuch.. big jew nose… fake fuck
A rich 30 year old kid that doesn’t say much Say what it is my line No joke I’ll rob you… give it back to eye, actually You’re like ouch I can’t… Write an ouch line I’ll go back and study ouch line
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07-27-2021, 02:49 AM | #9 |
My avatar is a man, urGAY
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Exaggerating is what you must do in your free time, loser Because you were less like Blue’s partner, and more like a benign tumor im not seeing any tie ins, not feelin it Zero potential, I’ll do the favor and leave you in a hole bleeding No wonder the noose has never worked, you got one helluva low ceiling dope af Step to me it’s death, I eliminate guys in sick ways I’ll chop him up, hit the alley and push ‘em out the trunk like a mixtape ok INF will have a joke about Jamie, I mean we know that he’s planned this But most of us here have a functioning brain, so chances are we won’t understand it spot on, good line Give us both guns and I’m unloading mine on a fly pattern You hold yours with two hands shaking, but nothing coming out like a shy bladder good again So stop crying for attention, that shit is sad as can be This last line isn’t even a punch bro, for real. Get some help. Not just mentally and emotionally but for those sad ass bars you write and concepts you waste on the daily... uhh cannabis trees what? Foh Vs First alias run; you bitching about votes was a given.. I saw Top Down & implode on every lvl like a controlled demolition nah I thought you were going somewhere else w this Zuch got a tool for a feature.. mods know that he might blow The Irony's to be a Sharp Pick he'd have to put his nose to the grindstone decent 1 punch make it crook right. i'll walk away w/ ya cute wife Jamie'll leave on my arm rescued from a fucked up bridge like True Lies not feelin it Feed her Aeros wand airplane style, high vocals in the noise You'd think it's rudge2 how ya walk in to find Infancy choking on a toy nah Yo bet it was living hell isolated during that fling in jail Claim in ur Biomass offenses but no energy to last in a Single Cell nice (I think) Blue bin sending u lines too. bro, what's shown is played Now were asking: Hazmat scraped bottom of the barrel for his throwaways? not feeling zuch had a nice verse, Inf didn’t drop as good as he did last week. A lot of stuff that I didn’t really understand and almost made my head explode. Vote Zuch
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07-27-2021, 07:31 AM | #10 |
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Zero potential, I’ll do the favor and leave you in a hole bleeding
No wonder the noose has never worked, you got one helluva low ceiling Step to me it’s death, I eliminate guys in sick ways I’ll chop him up, hit the alley and push ‘em out the trunk like a mixtape INF will have a joke about Jamie, I mean we know that he’s planned this But most of us here have a functioning brain, so chances are we won’t understand it Give us both guns and I’m unloading mine on a fly pattern You hold yours with two hands shaking, but nothing coming out like a shy bladder Vs Zuch got a tool for a feature.. mods know that he might blow The Irony's to be a Sharp Pick he'd have to put his nose to the grindstone Single Cell was almost just too convoluted Really annoyed me that Zuch wrote garbage instead of a 6th bar but regardless, what he had topped what Inf had by a fair bit so.. Vote Zuch |
07-27-2021, 08:55 AM | #11 | |
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Tag-team champ?
Exaggerating is what you must do in your free time, loser Because you were less like Blue’s partner, and more like a benign tumor Is there a concept here? A tie in? Or you just forced a multi with a comma for basic name calling? Zero potential, I’ll do the favor and leave you in a hole bleeding No wonder the noose has never worked, you got one helluva low ceiling This is nice, great execution Step to me it’s death, I eliminate guys in sick ways I’ll chop him up, hit the alley and push ‘em out the trunk like a mixtape This is cool but too familiar. INF will have a joke about Jamie, I mean we know that he’s planned this But most of us here have a functioning brain, so chances are we won’t understand it Aight, kinda light. Similar to the opener. I know UPN has a simpler style with wording and harshness being the appeal, but you have to have some sort of concept, at least even a joke or some sort. It doesn't cut it to just word a general insult well. Give us both guns and I’m unloading mine on a fly pattern You hold yours with two hands shaking, but nothing coming out like a shy bladder This is fire So stop crying for attention, that shit is sad as can be This last line isn’t even a punch bro, for real. Get some help. Not just mentally and emotionally but for those sad ass bars you write and concepts you waste on the daily... uhh cannabis trees The problem with this is it doesn't even come off as a throw away bar, it's clearly an attempt to end the verse on a light note in a way that negs your opponent subtlely but the issue is that it isn't very subtle and comes off kind of low class and slightly cringe. the UHHH CANNBUS TRES ending is what made me want to fuck Jaime in front of you. vs First alias run; you bitching about votes was a given.. I saw Top Down & implode on every lvl like a controlled demolition the wording on top down and implode was weird, didn't read like an actual sentence. Concept was just okay. Zuch got a tool for a feature.. mods know that he might blow The Irony's to be a Sharp Pick he'd have to put his nose to the grindstone Not the best nose concept, and anything using Sharps name and being a word/nameplay based on it's definition is played out. 1 punch make it crook right. i'll walk away w/ ya cute wife Jamie'll leave on my arm rescued from a fucked up bridge like True Lies Not good. I haven't seen the show but won't bother googling since your punchline is that you'd fly off into the sunset on a helicopter with his crackhead ex to save her from a bridge burning down? I don't see her clinging onto this verse, so I wouldn't worry about her falling off any collapsing structures. Feed her Aeros wand airplane style, high vocals in the noise You'd think it's rudge2 how ya walk in to find Infancy choking on a toy You really know how to ruin a concept. First you say you'll feed his girl another mans dick, in a way that ties into to the way a child eats.. use a nonsense end rhyme that means literally nothing. Then you bring in his actual child in this bar about his ex choking on another textcees dick that you have guided to her mouth, I imagine using Austins butthole as a short of thumb holder, maybe your other hand on his shoulder for precision. All to not even word the fucking wordplay correctly? Inf an see WHAT? Inf and see choking on a toy?? Inf and see HER choking on a toy.. Where the fuck is the pronoun or noun?? Jesus christ did you learn how to text battle yesterday? Yo bet it was living hell isolated during that fling in jail Claim in ur Biomass offenses but no energy to last in a Single Cell This is cool Blue bin sending u lines too. bro, what's shown is played Now were asking: Hazmat scraped bottom of the barrel for his throwaways? Cool nameplay What a stupid battle. If this was a 6 line battle man what a mediocre to good read it would have been but you both felt the need to go more than that. Vote: Zuch, but there aren't really any winners today.
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07-28-2021, 11:45 AM | #12 |
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I liked low ceiling and shy bladder. True Lies and Inf’s closer were cool. Thought both came better than they did last week. Zuch edged it, tho. |
08-01-2021, 09:00 PM | #13 |
FUCK YOU
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Inf should have won but zuch won
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