02-05-2021, 08:39 AM | #1 |
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WEEK 1: Coop Vs. Kill Spree (COOP WINS 3-2)
Rules
1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Battle will close MONDAY at 12EST Voting Judges, if you wish to vote on this battle even if it wasn't assigned to you then do so in the thread after the deadline of MONDAY at 12EST. Everyone else may vote in the thread after the deadline (MONDAY 12EST). Community votes must be won by 2 if the total vote count is under 5. @Kill Spree you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. Last edited by dull boy; 02-09-2021 at 10:25 AM. |
02-06-2021, 08:52 AM | #2 |
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No bitches will fuck dude. His looks are rough to
If women talk bout Coo D? It’s they’ll never spread to touch you |
02-06-2021, 02:42 PM | #3 | |
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Have that bitch doing kicks & flipping sticks like its kung fu One bar will son you. Two means it's over kill You can't even show ur grill cuz ur photos will get reported for trolling still |
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02-06-2021, 06:33 PM | #4 | |
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B4 I see another bar you consider sharp or nuts I rather stab my dick with a knife Last edited by Kill Spree; 02-07-2021 at 12:44 AM. |
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02-06-2021, 07:53 PM | #5 | |
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If he wants to stab his dick, it’s a toothpick we’d have to give em No wonder you get no booty, you say “cooties” & you’re into masochism |
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02-07-2021, 09:58 AM | #6 |
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http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=143373
The dodging from PG was sooo cringe from this soft guy Your career been stuck in the past, you take bars from the archives Your chicken hoe wife? I take her head & wreck it She a true hen, @Coop... I fuck her while you cookin her eggs for breakfast |
02-07-2021, 11:54 AM | #7 | |
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The reality is, I don’t need technicality shit to beat you Your misspellings already put your IQ well in doubt So ain’t no bitch giving you the OK when you can’t even spell it out |
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02-07-2021, 03:22 PM | #8 | |
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How do you post shit & think “that’s dope”.. facts I am doin more I edit one word... you edit a whole verse that wasn’t yours Claimin vet? You get destroyed w/that hoe trash You’ve already taken an L against me & I don’t need to show class Last edited by Kill Spree; 02-07-2021 at 03:56 PM. |
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02-07-2021, 07:06 PM | #9 | |
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Couldn’t show class if you tried, you’re a 4th grade dropout That’s why you’re broke now & money to spend aint an option But I’ll put bread on yo head, have Spree at the end like I’m shoppin |
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02-11-2021, 01:22 AM | #10 |
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Consensus
Underwhelming battle from these two. Spree was criticized for a lack of incorporating rebuttals to Coop into his bars. Several judges cited that when he did it was mostly in a, 'that bar sucks' type of way, instead of actually creating concepts from Coop's lines. I thought Spree did barely enough in the rebuttals department to overcome Coop's more direct lines. Verdict 2 judges had Spree winning despite 'shooting himself in the foot repeatedly'. 1 had Coop, but called it a battle from 1999. 2 had Coop winning comfortably. 3-2 Coop wins |
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