URBAN PROWLERS DRINKING GAME, KEG UP PUSSIES

Answer · 05-02-2020, 05:25 PM

Alright fellas, round 1 drinking game time. Get the fucking kegs out you losers, we're all getting cirrhosis

Take a drink for each time someone drops at least 3 lines in a row where nothing rhymes

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Originally Posted by Profound

If you can't mash potatoes then you can't have the fattest nigga in all this shit,
Diabeetus coma times hardest, pardon, user eats regardless,
Remorseless, haunt pizzas like poltergeist,
My advice 'fore you get too fat, is think life,

take a drink every time every time someone drops some shit sinacog would write

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Originally Posted by JLC

Watch that gas collapse now..
I literally created stars..
Look up in the sky...
Galaxy's the limit.
Yall had music industry dreams...
I actually DID it.
Back to loe tho...that god awful voice
Satan Hates..

take a drink every time you see a bar that was hot when we were in middle school

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Originally Posted by Noetic

you couldn't be a G if you were the green bay packers logo

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Originally Posted by Aloe

4/20 was last month, but I'm always down to smoke a Jay

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Originally Posted by Aloe

Friday the 13th's the only time anyone named Jason is feared

take a drink every time someone gets called an ass-fucking goblin who gets fucked by penis shaped monoliths

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Originally Posted by Noetic

now its all shit, bet you hate these young kids
youre an ass fucking goblin who gets fucked by penis shaped monoliths

Blue Bayou · 05-02-2020, 05:32 PM

Fuck me this is great

Neighbor · 05-02-2020, 05:47 PM

gone

Blue Bayou · 05-02-2020, 05:47 PM

Update

I'm absolutely hammered drunk

Neighbor · 05-02-2020, 06:08 PM

Party pooper

~RustyGunZ~ · 05-02-2020, 07:28 PM

If more people show to that tourney we’re all gonna be Ouch posting at 4am tonight

Sharp · 05-02-2020, 08:18 PM

Gone

Good shit

uh-oh · 05-03-2020, 12:41 AM

pro's verse was fire

i feel embarrassed for you guys that you don't get it, and embarrassed for him that he explained it lol

Ouch · 05-03-2020, 12:51 AM

lol i;m really mad because there is a ball park right down the street and I'm a college athetic, but im nothing now. but still kids are stil there.. and uh a few games,,, and I need to get my ball pumped up (i know that sounds dumb) but all I need to do is pump up my thing... but fuck amazon.., and I dont care if you guys believe me or not... I was a college baskeball

Ouch · 05-03-2020, 12:54 AM

it didn't do anything for or not... but still

Ouch · 05-03-2020, 12:56 AM

haha uhoh ,. your nigga is da god... and who;s your dude flacco.. co eon now

Ouch · 05-03-2020, 01:00 AM

you know who i hate is browns nigga.. and also dont like the browns qb. I cant remember that asshole... hes alright htough... but still nah a loot of peole who i've known and are all around that can do that

Ouch · 05-03-2020, 01:02 AM

whatever thing about I played basketball for a large community colllegs... i'm and athelete...but its hard

Ouch · 05-03-2020, 01:03 AM

I want to watch that jordan documentary

Aero · 05-03-2020, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Neighbor

Party pooper

I swear to goodness Neigh you better chill

Neighbor · 05-03-2020, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Aero

I swear to goodness Neigh you better chill

First 4 bars were absolute fire

NoetiC · 05-03-2020, 02:10 AM

did ouch just have a stroke?

Neighbor · 05-03-2020, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by NoetiC

did ouch just have a stroke?

Nah, that's just how he is

NoetiC · 05-03-2020, 02:18 AM

stellar

Answer · 05-03-2020, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

pro's verse was fire

i feel embarrassed for you guys that you don't get it, and embarrassed for him that he explained it lol

There’s nothing fire about making a parody verse. It's uncreative, been done before dozens of times, and it's corny. 80% of that tournament writes like I did before I learned what a punchline was. Speaking of which, 7th grade was a good time. I was about 12 or 13 years old, still adjusting to having armpit hair for the first time and an erection 24/7 and my whole worldview changed when I stumbled onto a porno of a girl fucking her dog on Kazaa thinking I was downloading Nickelback album

05-02-2020, 05:32 PM	#2
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Fuck me this is great __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

05-02-2020, 05:47 PM	#3
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,304 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764468	gone __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

05-02-2020, 05:47 PM	#4
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Update I'm absolutely hammered drunk __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

05-02-2020, 06:08 PM	#5
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,304 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764468	Party pooper __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

05-03-2020, 12:41 AM	#8
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	pro's verse was fire i feel embarrassed for you guys that you don't get it, and embarrassed for him that he explained it lol __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

05-03-2020, 12:51 AM	#9
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	lol i;m really mad because there is a ball park right down the street and I'm a college athetic, but im nothing now. but still kids are stil there.. and uh a few games,,, and I need to get my ball pumped up (i know that sounds dumb) but all I need to do is pump up my thing... but fuck amazon.., and I dont care if you guys believe me or not... I was a college baskeball

05-03-2020, 12:54 AM	#10
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	it didn't do anything for or not... but still

05-03-2020, 12:56 AM	#11
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	haha uhoh ,. your nigga is da god... and who;s your dude flacco.. co eon now

05-03-2020, 01:00 AM	#12
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	you know who i hate is browns nigga.. and also dont like the browns qb. I cant remember that asshole... hes alright htough... but still nah a loot of peole who i've known and are all around that can do that

05-03-2020, 01:02 AM	#13
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	whatever thing about I played basketball for a large community colllegs... i'm and athelete...but its hard

05-03-2020, 01:03 AM	#14
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	I want to watch that jordan documentary

05-03-2020, 02:10 AM	#17
NoetiC Hesitation is Defeat Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 103 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	did ouch just have a stroke?

05-03-2020, 02:18 AM	#19
NoetiC Hesitation is Defeat Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 103 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	stellar