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Old 07-22-2021, 04:01 PM   #1
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Old 07-23-2021, 03:49 AM   #2
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No challenge in this bracket - these opponents talent-lite and nerds
This draw’s been So lucky Ive already started writing for Allen knight and Swerve
And these morons are why this summer classic XI’s not really been much
Bleak’s the biggest boron the site I’ve seen since the Chernobyl clean up
I’m important you just imported and not accustomed to when the MAC SPIT
Shit’s got me thinking that it was just XI’s duty to let some fags in
I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum
Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome
And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens
So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens
Cast this bitch to the side without hitting my stride yet, this man’s afraid
Cus If bleak hittin his stride it’s just Because I decided to kneecap him as he ran away
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u ask for extensions? i bring a long mag beretta, this bloke is next to die
EURO 2020 - when he's met w Italian weapons, the Brit will choke in extra time
hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor
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my name ring bells. u crazy boring but this lame stays mad, beggin.
who tf is Dave? i'll throw a couple shots so u can finally get a mag segment
you'll need a hospital bed. tell your loved ones they'll get wrecked too.
my whole fam will greet you w a gift and pull your card - Get Well Soon
should've ducked like the last opps. beatin bleak aint something that u know
this shit easier than last week. i'm bout to drive thru champ like Antetokounmpo
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Old 07-26-2021, 10:08 PM   #7
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Gotta give props to bleak for rhyming Antenkumpo or however it’s spelled however….

EvaD won. I’m not trying to talk ish but I felt like bleaks stuff I could write in 10 mins just fast no real punches…I liked Dave’s Bleak House line…. Even though I’m just assuming that’s either Emily or Charles dickens book…

Honestly a lot of Dave’s stuff seemed kind of old too… but still


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And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens
So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens

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hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor
too late to greet u but you'll feel your house warming from the gas vapors

Was feeling the above but a pretty lacklustre battle. I’ve got Dave edging it due to execution on the rest of his drop.. opener was pretty cool too tbf

Some more of bleaks had potential like Euro 2020 and pull your card but they just fell flat

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Old 07-27-2021, 08:11 AM   #9
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Like the reverse punch on on weak draw. Creative.
Chernobyl was clean. Decent.
XI’s duty was okay.
Tom Brady was okay.
Dickens was dope.
Closer was a no.

Bleak

Opener was a cool concept but executed poorly.
Oh darn. Gas vapors was clean. Nice.
Black widow was solid but underwhelming. Could have done better.
Mag segment was ehh.
Pull your card was a no.
Giannis bar seems like you just wanted to rhyme Antetokounpo, but in reality it was a lazy finish


Bleak was hanging on through the first couple bars but then stalled out. Dave was clean for the most part with a couple dope bars. Really liked Dickens. Gas vapors was dope from bleak.

Cool read.

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No challenge in this bracket - these opponents talent-lite and nerds
This draw’s been So lucky Ive already started writing for Allen knight and Swerve

eh not much to this

And these morons are why this summer classic XI’s not really been much
Bleak’s the biggest boron the site I’ve seen since the Chernobyl clean up


good wp, seen blue bayou use it

I’m important you just imported and not accustomed to when the MAC SPIT
Shit’s got me thinking that it was just XI’s duty to let some fags in

this is very low effort, expect more out of you for even a throw away bar.

I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum
Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome


cool

And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens
So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens


nice

Cast this bitch to the side without hitting my stride yet, this man’s afraid
Cus If bleak hittin his stride it’s just Because I decided to kneecap him as he ran away

I'm missing something or this isn't good


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u ask for extensions? i bring a long mag beretta, this bloke is next to die
EURO 2020 - when he's met w Italian weapons, the Brit will choke in extra time


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hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor
too late to greet u but you'll feel your house warming from the gas vapors

eh


I pay premium. could put 30 on your head with exact info
for a large fee, you'll see a goon who knows nothing but killing like Black Widow

eh, not much to the connection

my name ring bells. u crazy boring but this lame stays mad, beggin.
who tf is Dave? i'll throw a couple shots so u can finally get a mag segment

nah

you'll need a hospital bed. tell your loved ones they'll get wrecked too.
my whole fam will greet you w a gift and pull your card - Get Well Soon

cool idea but the wording at the end throws it off. It doesn't read as him receiving a card which would be the case here. I also don't like that you left him alive in the scenario where not just you, but your entire family, comes with the gift of (I assume) heavy artillery.

should've ducked like the last opps. beatin bleak aint something that u know
this shit easier than last week. i'm bout to drive thru champ like Antetokounmpo


okay

After Daves verse, I was like, man what a disappointing showing. No way he wins comfortably if he even pulls it off. You can tell he let it slide with throwing away bars on generic statements with a rhyme to get his verse done. Then I saw Bleaks opener and was like "damn, the boys got this. what an upset". But the only upset here was reading him go completely off the cliff and never hitting that level of concept the entire rest of his verse.

All around an okay, but quite boring read. Thankfully it was a short bar limit.

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‘ I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum
Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome
And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens
So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens’

That section was dope af
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No challenge in this bracket - these opponents talent-lite and nerds
This draw’s been So lucky Ive already started writing for Allen knight and Swerve

Not feeling the opener

And these morons are why this summer classic XI’s not really been much
Bleak’s the biggest boron the site I’ve seen since the Chernobyl clean up

Ok idea, a little bit too dad jokey and the executions a miss for me

I’m important you just imported and not accustomed to when the MAC SPIT
Shit’s got me thinking that it was just XI’s duty to let some fags in

I don’t get it tbh, you could’ve used your set up to draw a better connection to whatever it is you’re trying to say

I’m Barc’s shark tat in a hard hat; this lonely bum is only chum
Plus I’ll give an MC L problems even Tom Brady couldn’t overcome

Cool idea but the execution is a miss for me

And I been fucking his girl since forever even tho she ugly and never listens
So Every time I’m at Bleak House, unless it’s period drama she getting dickens

I dig it

Cast this bitch to the side without hitting my stride yet, this man’s afraid
Cus If bleak hittin his stride it’s just Because I decided to kneecap him as he ran away

Ok



u ask for extensions? i bring a long mag beretta, this bloke is next to die
EURO 2020 - when he's met w Italian weapons, the Brit will choke in extra time

Ok

hit yo new place w a masked caper. you wont see it coming i'm a bad neighbor
too late to greet u but you'll feel your house warming from the gas vapors

Idea is cool, execution is a miss for me

I pay premium. could put 30 on your head with exact info
for a large fee, you'll see a goon who knows nothing but killing like Black Widow

Nah

my name ring bells. u crazy boring but this lame stays mad, beggin.
who tf is Dave? i'll throw a couple shots so u can finally get a mag segment

Nah fairly played

you'll need a hospital bed. tell your loved ones they'll get wrecked too.
my whole fam will greet you w a gift and pull your card - Get Well Soon

Ok

should've ducked like the last opps. beatin bleak aint something that u know
this shit easier than last week. i'm bout to drive thru champ like Antetokounmpo

Nah


Overall I feel like this is closer than the voting shows. Bleak was a bit more consistent imo but he didn’t have anything that resonated with me. Bleak house was lotb by far and tipped the scales in Dave’s favor. mcl get well soon and Italian weapons are all honorable mentions.

I think bleak could’ve edged this with just an “ok” bar in place of the magazine bar because that concept is crazy outdated and he didn’t have any kind of new spin on it

V/ dave
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