03-11-2021, 11:38 AM | #1 |
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WEEK 6: (2-3) Seth V (2-2) Adverse (3-0 SETH WINS)
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1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking. NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday. This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle. Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST @Adverse you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. |
03-11-2021, 12:57 PM | #2 |
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Yooooo this guy’s a scientist? That’s fuckin funny dude
Only relation to Beakers is u look like a live action Bunsen Honeydew You doing this aggressive act you just ain’t got the stomach for, bro Only time u’ll see this ginger snap is fighting temptation to eat a bucket of those @seth |
03-11-2021, 11:16 PM | #3 | |
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Not a scientist, & when he knocks no one answers him
Guys 25 & looks like Walter White if he just let the cancer win Ur life sucks, being a janitor & having half ur hair must kill Ur at work fighting the temptation to eat a bucket of bleach u just filled
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03-12-2021, 02:28 AM | #4 |
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Out of all the things u could call me, lookin like Walt’s a vibe
Come to think of it, I see Jesse in you, look like u ate him, Saul and Mike Wow Seth way to be subtle with wit another janitor rebuttal to flip? Honestly the only cleaning supplies you’ll see is the bucket you gon kick @~RustyGunZ~ |
03-13-2021, 02:05 AM | #5 | |
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I didn’t say heisenberg I said if he never made it to the show
Calling you Walt Jr would be an insult to retards everywhere across the globe Ofc everyone flips it, it’s sad that it’s true If I killed myself I’d still die happier than you
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03-13-2021, 08:08 PM | #6 |
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Pricks a mess comin at my job but every punch a miss at best
It’s sad you work in IT and still can’t even make a single disconnect You played my depression for laughs? Yo this fat cows wild Only way you dying happier than me is cus I’m carvin U a Glasgow smile. |
03-14-2021, 07:31 PM | #7 | |
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Ur family dirt, ya hoe wild
Ur wife makes that Glass go fast & itched out her own Glasgow smile I don’t work in IT, but trust you’ll be gone my friend I’ll still make ya wife beat on a box wishing something would turn on again
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03-14-2021, 09:16 PM | #8 |
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Your ammo is bad jokes, and you’re fat, so..
You walk into a glass house and then we’ll see all the glass go Really Seth you fucking my wife? We know that’s a lie friend Only box you’ll be beating on is the one you getting buried alive in |
03-14-2021, 11:21 PM | #9 | |
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The box u buried in is what I was referencing.. would NEVER smash that wench
The only time I’d fuck up them walls on ur turf, u’ll clock in & find the stall a mess My weight I can fix, ur head hasn’t had a fair time You walk into a glass house & still can’t find ur hairline
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03-17-2021, 11:43 PM | #10 |
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Consensus
Judge quotes Seth had some good shot and stayed consistent all the way through. Wording was more crisp and concepts were fresher. Adverse was really cookie cutter especially in the beginning. Adverse was a liiiiittle too simple in this one. Couple of his rebuttals were really nice, like box you're buried in, but they all felt like long hanging fruit. Seth was harsh on a couple of personals. His beat on the box and mess in your stalls was top notch shit. 3-0 Seth wins |
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