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Old 03-04-2021, 12:43 PM   #1
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NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars.

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Old 03-04-2021, 09:46 PM   #2
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seen u on the rise lately. saw ur name, & got a little rattled...
then i remembered ur a literal janitor and still haven’t managed to clean up in a single battle
& me? i’m a killer b. while ur bars are a lesson in futility
we may have accepted u now but just cuz we realize admissibility

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Old 03-05-2021, 12:50 AM   #3
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Failed to execute there Des, but you’re used to mishapped deliveries
You try to question MY admissibility? What about your chicks fertility?!
Diss my profession, Mr. T-Mobile must think he’s too good for it
I’m a janitor, but still ain’t seen as many toilet bowls as your would-be kids
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Old 03-05-2021, 09:38 AM   #4
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wife birthed two sons bro. while ur balls stay bushy & blue
that means between my two kids both have been in more pussy than u
i shouldn’t even be facing u. zuch. blue. user. and now this???
ur a janitor who hasn’t seen toilet bowls huh? sounds like ur work ethic matches ur text prowess
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I’m not one to brag, I get a healthy amount of puss to sex
The only thing gon be “bushy n blue” is them brows when these hooks connect
Zuch, User, Blue all top 5 and I ain’t far from that list, bitch
How I’m gon get lectured about work ethic from someone who sells SIM cards for a livin!?


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Old 03-05-2021, 10:59 AM   #6
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metaphors can be tough to do. stick to bars like “ur old”
only thing these brows gonna be with those hooks is furrowed
pretend u worked retail. had some cash and a real wife
then u can have a sim of what having a real life will feel like

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Old 03-05-2021, 01:52 PM   #7
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You are old bro, you brought it upon yourself, itchin to get burned
They say age is just a number...but at this point for you it’s a concern
I got a wife and a state job, so who’s living a fallacy Des?
But if I ever wanna sim, least I know the guy who’ll sell me the virtual reality set


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the old jokes have arrived, even if u did start late
fat faggot. the only concerning number here is ur resting heart rate
fuck i thought u had a party life at least being single
now it’s just a sad fact that ur reality is virtually without bars...sim pull.
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Old 03-06-2021, 02:01 PM   #9
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I understand why you’re concerned, my BPM ain’t worth countin dude
But that ain’t a resting heart rate bruh I’m runnin circles round you
You said you liked this league cus you didn’t have to think of concepts n that shows
Fuck a sim pull bruh that whole bar was an ass pull

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Old 03-06-2021, 04:13 PM   #10
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u can drop the false confidence cuz everyone knows des shit is greater
u need to focus on running circles around any track that’s equipped with a defibrillator
let some time lapse before ur next bar cuz i’m feeling bored bro
leave it to u to take a fucking sim pull bar and make it even more so

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I’ll be honest man, I’m bored too cus you’re lame
I’d let time lapse before posting but don’t think you can afford to at your age
Always worried about my heart, this geriatric better keep an eye on his
This ain’t even a rebuttal per say, you double my age, so who’s at the highest risk?!

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ur bored too, huh? what a flip. it’s clear ur from the streets son
only time lapse u should really stress about is how long it takes u to complete one
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I see why you’re in the HOF bro, I mean the man’s historic
You keep talking about time...this Faggasaurus is from a Land before it
This chump might die when punches fly I’m hurtin this dude
Only lapse I wanna see is your insurance declined while u lay up in the emergency room


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yeah...not in the HOF but i’m not even disappointed dude
i’m sure everyone looks legendary from ur primitive point of view
aint shit lapsing here. i got full medical and even a pension kid
only hurtin ur doing to this dude is the fact that i’m not in the HOF and u just mentioned it

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That’s GAME right there....I’m callin it, let’s stop
I said you WERE in the HOF Des, it’s even more comedy you’re not
Truth hurts; Text is a hell of a sport, it’s time to settle this score
You’ve literally spent 2+ decades doing something you’ll NEVER be recognized for.
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think both guys came below what I’ve seen from them so far in the league. There were some decent concepts, but way too many low points.

Des used a sim pull wordplay, then adverse flipped it to an ass pull. That was terrible

Ad had a couple okay age bars, but if you’re gonna do miscarriage lines they gotta be better than the ones he used

Des just had an answer to everything Ad dropped. Battle was a great read though

Overall a disappointing battle. Seemed every opportunity to seize control was fumbled by both battlers on multiple occasions. Ad had miscarriage bars that didn't break any ground and Des had sloppier wording on top of lazier concepts than I'm accustomed to seeing from him. When a concept was good the wording missed and when the wording hit the concept was subpar. 'Diss my profession' and 'kids seen toilet bowls' were good angles but not executed well. I liked 'equipped with a defibrillator' and maybe 'pussy than you' from Des, but not much else. Ad had 'hooks connect', 'concern for you' and 'land before it'. Not sure if Des underestimated Ad or he just had an off week, but Ad didn't do great either. Also, Ad, it's 'per se', not 'per say'.

Verdict

3 judges had Ad and 2 had Des in a close battle

3-2 Ad wins
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