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Old 02-11-2021, 10:45 AM   #1
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Default WEEK 2: (1-0) Seth Vs (0-0) Fracture (FRAC WINS 3-2)

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Old 02-11-2021, 07:21 PM   #2
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Wow ur a scientist... But ur punchlines are misery to view
Wording sucks and even destroyers wife has better delivery than you
Plus u & ur bitch the same size. Whoevers on bottoms handling damaging pounds
These two fat fucks banging leads to more deadly moves than the amity house
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Show me u text battled 3 decades ago without telling me u txt battled 3 decades ago

You’re so fucking dated, not sick but the old school really ain’t well
How the fuck u gona diss my delivery with a concept that was dropped off in 2012
Ya marriage was shit, ya poor daughter. The problems with her folks is known
Mann u should be on HGTV.. the only thing your banging leads to is broken homes
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Old 02-12-2021, 09:27 AM   #4
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U and ya wife look like the natural disasters, tag titles around the waist tied
HGTV? I couldnt flip nearly as many houses as u two jumpin in the ocean at the same time
All those swaying comments before each verse, hes insecure that he'll bomb
Said my concepts are 3 decades old... Yea, it took you 30 years to respond
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@Fracture
Holding hands as we jump in..

Couples retreat in Tahiti. Something that only exists in your head
The last time you held hands before a jump, the negotiator had to talk you off the ledge
don’t wnna hear NOTHIN from a dead beat dad & divorcee. Ignore what he say
So stfu.. I didn’t respond overnight cus I actually have my family around on weekdays
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Old 02-12-2021, 03:10 PM   #6
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He thinks his life's right cause his wife's by his side tight
Couples retreat? Yea.. & so did everyone else who saw you walk to the high dive
He high n mighty to the wrong man. Ill wreck his fam
Hannibal fracture... Now you & wifey only sticking together if I forget the pam
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Your life is absolute dogshit, got ur hs job at 35 ain’t never gettin no bread
If you walk to the high dive & make a splash, the negotiator couldn’t talk you off the ledge
& I hope these punches make u do it fr, all u got is ur daughter n she hates u it’s true
You’re on Netcees talking about eating a dudes meat while ur BM does that to anyone but u
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Old 02-12-2021, 09:53 PM   #8
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Unbelievable.. No flows 1 thing, but ur a new level of faggot
Will someone please clap for his negotiator line so he can move on from the wack shit?
Ur not suppose to flip yourself. Not the brightest bitch
He acts like following battle rules is rocket science, probably why he thinks hes a scientist
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Unbelievable.. No flows 1 thing, but ur a new level of faggot
Will someone please clap for his negotiator line so he can move on from the wack shit?
Ur not suppose to flip yourself. Not the brightest bitch
He acts like following battle rules is rocket science, probably why he thinks hes a scientist
flipped my shit cus u flipped ur shit. This hotel clerk needa give it a rest
Now will someone please clap for Fracture... he feel asleep again at the desk
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Old 02-13-2021, 07:07 PM   #10
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Ur forcing this, its tormenting to even course through this
Fuck claps... I could sleep through a drive by after reading ur boring flips
Shit induces snoring fits,.. Kill myself? Faggot please
If im getting roof access its just to give ur dogs anti freeze
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You look like u come from bad stock,Midwest trailer trash that’s better off dead
You could sleep through anything, u never flinched when pops hit mom or ur uncle slipped in bed
U’d poison a pet? Wtf? U a weirdoooo & that’s why I assume suicide is the only fit
Last time I got roof access, I slid the tip across the top of ur BM mouth before making her choke on it
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Bro u aint making it up any stairs without feeling an ache in ur heart
Only way you getting roof access is if its a short story like the length of ur bars
Midwest stereotypes stretched into paragraphs is a real problem
You hop in bed with my baby momma and she'll be in the air tonight like phil collins
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Every bar that isn’t weird is about fat ppl jumping. Ur arsenal ain’t all that
It’s no wonder ur obsessed with a big bounce when everything u drop falls flat
But you’re gearing up now, I was hopeful we could really go
Got excited by the creativity in that last bar then remembered I used it against blue 3 yrs ago
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Old 02-14-2021, 07:53 PM   #14
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"Sparta kick ya chest, send u off the edge - Better prepare for flight
Lure ya on the roof, my Collins to end lives & i'ma leave you In The Air Tonight"-Seth


Really? This is the punch you want us to come respect?
Please explain how 'my Collins to end lives' makes any fucking sense?
Took a classic & ruined it. Whos wack? This loser is
You butchered a 1981 hit worse than john hinkley jr did
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It’s called a wordplay, there’s more than generics when it’s time to get hurt
You’re flawless! You’ve never butchered a hit cus you’d have to think of one first
& u’re a pussy, put the nerd in a headlock if he attempts to do harm
Call him John Hinkley Jr.. if he ever tries at a hit he’ll just end up under arms
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It came down to the very last exchange to me and Seth won out with the hinkley jr exchange. really could have gone either way to me.

The judges were quite divided on how they saw this battle. Seth's unorthodox wording or lack of complexity in his rhyme schemes was a factor for some. Other's overlooked this aspect and focused more on the content and wit. That one difference in perspective seemed to shape how the battle was viewed. This was an up and down battle, with the latter half making up for a mostly spotty start and middle. Most criticism directed toward Fracture was in reference to the over abundance of fat jokes. Some wondering if maybe he went to the well one too many times. Personally, I had to read this battle three times before I was able to make a decision.

Verdict

Much like last week; 2 judges felt Fracture took the battle handily, while 2 felt Seth barely edged it, with the last bar being the deciding factor. 1 felt Fracture barely won.

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