LMAO ROAST OF ADONIS WIFE!!!

[sral]

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ONE POST ONLY FROM YOU ALL


LARS DECIDES WINNER

WINNER GETS AN ACCOMP

EVERYONE INVITED TO PARTAKE!




GO!!!!

[For Battling]

Your wife’s a biddie. Bubbly broad that could get the smack down
& a sense of humor to go w/ it.. she even has Aero laughin in the background



Forreal tho she’s really hot
That’s all I’ve got

[Joe Boston]

How much makeup bitch need under those looks she needs a mask
Why bitch got a flannel icepack on her head did Al Borland beat her ass
I dont wanna gas you up she pretty hot in her ways
But tell bitch keep her mouth closed it can probably take a dick for days
I never praised blonde bitches they get dumber as they get older
Wont Broaden her IQ dumb bitch said if u dont think i have brains then look at my shoulders (lmfao)
I can tell this relationship got colder thought their love was endless
Now they Split Ends, but look at hers those are fucking horrendous
U love her because she got an Adventurous look but cant cook id advise tell her u need space
Dont understand how'd you trust her in the kitchen bitch cant even work the fireplace

[El Muffin]

I'm bored

Here's a statement or two. Don't wanna be mistaken as rude
But being built wrong must be hard to chew . specially when ur upper body is shaped like a tooth
Lets see . trashy look . slimy face . can't seem to get her diet straight
How the fk this bih look Spanish n Italian with None of the flattering attributes from either race ?
This sweaty bitch a wrestler . of this I'm not prepared to doubt
Looking like a Roddy Piper protege that the nigga was never everrr aware about
Adonis swears this is just a "back in his heyday" thot
But Houston we have a Problem . this bih shoulders wider than JJ Watts
Bitch watched the Winter Olympics ..couldn't get rid of the call
She's now an aspiring Figure Skater. But can't skate around the fact she has no figure at all
Ion wnna how it feels to touch her . don't need skills to fuck her
She will 'suck it up for a bill ' n her eyebrows more Drawn out than a filibuster
The closer I look ? The consequences leave me more dead
Liiike How the fk this bitch nose bridge manage to extend to her forehead ? xD
She playing Yugioh? Idc . id bust a nut on her hinee n tits
But she just pulled a trap card . N that shit reads "I have a Vagina that Drips"

[Flow]

Nice idea @sraL like a warm up

Got this geek under the thumb, she a gold digger i swear
Shes laughing like that cus shes literally playing that square
Adonis jus gives her his wage, claims its 'cus shes worth it'
Shes like a advert for hair products, got that 'before' shot down perfect
Wtf shes a 10 you a 3 at best, guess beauty is in d eye of the beholder
Cus you couldnt get further apart if you two stood either side of her shoulders
They say people are made in gods image, but even god has off days
Cus she looks like god literally bazookered her facial features onto her face

[Enbombz]

He swears his chicks a 9, if looks could kill he'd die
"She look like the girl from the hills" this guy, yeh maybe if those hills had eyes,
What's this tank doing with a sack of shit,
Bitch got such "broad shoulders" Tyler Bennett making music off the back of it
Your skank is raw, I don't need to ask what that mask is for,
Your ratchets flawed, it's to cover up her hair line goes further back than orcs,
She made your house a home but you never wanted her there,
When asked whats been the highlight, you can only point at the ones in her hair
You went looking for her ex's asking who put their length in ya meth
But nobody wanna admit to sticking it in...that's the oriental express
Bitch built like bags, with a femine flutter of barc,
I would give her a wide birth..speaking of that i bet she ripped her mother in half

[Concrete]

this what you call a dimepiece? she's a nine? please..
perhaps she was fine in her prime.. back in the nineties
I guess she put you under a spell, however let me tell..
not to put a spin on the story, she was riding the cock carousel
a little white princess, thoroughly enchanted by black rods
mouth humming so many testicles, she's getting slack jawed
her hair looks fake, and whats up with that sweather dawg
less you split that wig, she couldnt make your better half
cos she's been fucking around town, I damn guarantee ya
no need to burn this bitch, her pussy got roasted by gonorrhea
honestly tho, she nice, hopefully this didnt make you heart brake
blame it on sraL man, he said that everybody could partake

[Saint]

Something light

Adonis,
Ur gals a tease; one day she told u to get out & leave pal
Played Adon like street fighter.....dudes came over & mashed her knees out
Leavin u home alone was harder; bih wasnt adressin u proper
Two things she knew well 'sex.. and the city' dogg she's sarah jessica parker
Ole girl got man hands &&& you're fine w/ em. evn liking it
Throw a wrench in ya plans u bolt fasten she only needs fingers to tighten shit
It's either laundry day or yoga class is her favorite addiction
Face like it been in Asana - eyebrows have a meaaaaan triangle position
Ur bitch raw! &&&that headband shows her love for big logs
Lumberjack ho; 2 men be goin back n forth on both sides like a pitsaw
Licks balls, call her Mrs. Jaws...they drop if I'm smashin it clearer
Her face lights up + body when i hit it from errrry angle like that vanity mirror
Help with puttin you on!? Nah rolls outta bed & says 'hell witcha'
Yall neva hadda strong foundation...too lazy for makeup in her best picture
U wasnt much to handle; she stood strong aint doubt ya feelings
Shouldered your Burden.. I mean literally could fireman carry Orc out tha building

[Vulgar]

Is that a washed up Gisele Bündchen?
that 10 months in, revealed that she was motel sluttin'
I'm glad you backed out in time 'cause that'd be a dead groom
Goldie Hawn in the face. Bill Goldberg in the bedroom
Wouldn't take a bullet for you but she'd put some lead in your schlong
You should've went for Reese Witherspoon if u were looking for pleasant & blonde
Don't get me wrong, she has seductive eyes. But her mouth? It seems ass
Her morning breath killed Krueger and she made his sweater into a sleep mask
Her advice to you for broadcasting for the net was "pick your shtick and get a feel"
then she got hold of your webcam & fingered herself into a business deal