Contender Match: Blue Bayou 3-0 vs Resin M-I-C 3-0 - BLUE WINS

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Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 7/23 at Midnight PST
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@Blue Bayou @Resin M-I-C

you figure out your pictures

[Blue Bayou]

Gluck Res

I'll get my pic up asap

[Resin M-I-C]

same pics last week then puta

[Blue Bayou]

[Resin M-I-C]

double

[Resin M-I-C]

let’s go ape shit haas
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...402/image0.png

[Blue Bayou]

Ext sorry pimp busy day

[Blue Bayou]

how you nice in the whip? wifey told me ur micro with dick
bet the horn in your car sounds like the Lui Kang bicycle kick
these claims u’ve had ebony pussy are a poor façade..
Res please, only Black Box you’ve EVER touched opens your garage
fuck your twin tail pipe van with that crusty leather
duel exhaust for me is 4 hours of ur wife & sister seein who can fuck me better
i haven’t seen cheeks that big in my life my man damn
face rounder then the Kumate ring where you lost ya fight to Van Damme
outta gas & never has bitches doing his dong
fitting he’s got an E Honda, this fat asians only known for using his palms
fave Nirvana album? the answer would be great to just hear
mine’s In Utero, and so is yours judging by the shape of your ear
you’re not a cat that’s runnin’ shit, you’re fat & gluttonous
when moms told you “go upstairs” as a kid it wasn’t an act of punishment
& i know all about the culture this dork is preachin
i saw Crazy Rich Asians. & now i’ve seen a Dirt Poor Korean

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@Resin M-I-C I have blue's 16

[Resin M-I-C]

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Aiyyo
Follicles is something i’m wishing this guy sprouts..
The way that hairline goes up in the Corner ur forehead musta placed it in Timeout.
Fuck MY pic. Covid’s taking a backseat to what he shaves..
ayy that combover got me prayin that your barber doesn’t give you a 2nd wave.
Threw passes in this wedding. Yeah this is gettin carnal to me..
cuz this Reception looks like it lateraled into a Faggot: Party of 3.
Chug your drink you pussy. Now I’m really doubting this queer..
it’s College Hazing. & I see a lightweight who finds it Roughhousing a beer.
Buying a size 6 shoe must leave you in a pickle, sport..
I haven’t seen a Small Claim like this since your wife took you to Civil Court.
Winning is my Department. So fuck your opinions Blue..
cuz judging from YOUR footwear your favorite Department is women’s shoes.
I seen The Avengers. All I can do is laugh here and stare..
when Thanos snapped his finger he must have disintegrated half of your hair.
Uncomfortable and tight. I can tell your tailor is of little worth..
that Orc to your left came to take those Hobbit pants back to Middle Earth.
Mahfucka.
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[Destroyer]

Got blue here
He was just solid all the way through
Res kind of lost me at the shoe section
Still a dope verse, just felt blue had no misses
Res had one or two to me

V/bb

[UserName]

BB -

how you nice in the whip? wifey told me ur micro with dick
bet the horn in your car sounds like the Lui Kang bicycle kick
these claims u’ve had ebony pussy are a poor façade..
Res please, only Black Box you’ve EVER touched opens your garage
fuck your twin tail pipe van with that crusty leather
duel exhaust for me is 4 hours of ur wife & sister seein who can fuck me better
i haven’t seen cheeks that big in my life my man damn
face rounder then the Kumate ring where you lost ya fight to Van Damme
^^this whole section was multiple fire emoji's
you’re not a cat that’s runnin’ shit, you’re fat & gluttonous
when moms told you “go upstairs” as a kid it wasn’t an act of punishment
& i know all about the culture this dork is preachin
i saw Crazy Rich Asians. & now i’ve seen a Dirt Poor Korean

Resin -

Threw passes in this wedding. Yeah this is gettin carnal to me..
cuz this Reception looks like it lateraled into a Faggot: Party of 3.
Chug your drink you pussy. Now I’m really doubting this queer..
it’s College Hazing. & I see a lightweight who finds it Roughhousing a beer.
Buying a size 6 shoe must leave you in a pickle, sport..
I haven’t seen a Small Claim like this since your wife took you to Civil Court.
Winning is my Department. So fuck your opinions Blue..
cuz judging from YOUR footwear your favorite Department is women’s shoes.

Fire battle, lots of comedy from both. I really enjoyed this. I'm leaning Blue here, simply because Resin's opening 4 were kinda corny to me, as well as his ending 4. His middle section was typical comedic fire, but he took a while to get going for me, and ended it with a whisper on that Middle Earth line. Blue came out the gate firing, and made some creative use out of what seems to be a rather bland picture on the surface. Favorites for me are probably Bicycle kick and Van Damme, and Resin had the womens shoes line that leaned me pretty hard as well.

Awesome read though, guys. Tough to pick a winner here.

V - Blue

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how you nice in the whip? wifey told me ur micro with dick
bet the horn in your car sounds like the Lui Kang bicycle kick
dont actually get this bit the idea is funny and it’s worded nice
these claims u’ve had ebony pussy are a poor façade..
Res please, only Black Box you’ve EVER touched opens your garage
Lol random angle but it’s decent
fuck your twin tail pipe van with that crusty leather
duel exhaust for me is 4 hours of ur wife & sister seein who can fuck me better
Ok again but these aren’t really angled at the pic to me
i haven’t seen cheeks that big in my life my man damn
face rounder then the Kumate ring where you lost ya fight to Van Damme
Lol better
outta gas & never has bitches doing his dong
fitting he’s got an E Honda, this fat asians only known for using his palms
Cool think you coulda done more with this concept though
fave Nirvana album? the answer would be great to just hear
mine’s In Utero, and so is yours judging by the shape of your ear
Don’t like it
you’re not a cat that’s runnin’ shit, you’re fat & gluttonous
when moms told you “go upstairs” as a kid it wasn’t an act of punishment
Lmao
& i know all about the culture this dork is preachin
i saw Crazy Rich Asians. & now i’ve seen a Dirt Poor Korean
Decent closer



Aiyyo
Follicles is something i’m wishing this guy sprouts..
The way that hairline goes up in the Corner ur forehead musta placed it in Timeout.
Dope
Fuck MY pic. Covid’s taking a backseat to what he shaves..
ayy that combover got me prayin that your barber doesn’t give you a 2nd wave.
Kinda doesn’t make sense but decent
Threw passes in this wedding. Yeah this is gettin carnal to me..
cuz this Reception looks like it lateraled into a Faggot: Party of 3.
Lol again doesn’t fully make sense though
Chug your drink you pussy. Now I’m really doubting this queer..
it’s College Hazing. & I see a lightweight who finds it Roughhousing a beer.
Nice
Buying a size 6 shoe must leave you in a pickle, sport..
I haven’t seen a Small Claim like this since your wife took you to Civil Court.
don’t get the claim/shoe connect
Winning is my Department. So fuck your opinions Blue..
cuz judging from YOUR footwear your favorite Department is women’s shoes.
Lol nice
I seen The Avengers. All I can do is laugh here and stare..
when Thanos snapped his finger he must have disintegrated half of your hair.
Token resin movie reference check. Nice
Uncomfortable and tight. I can tell your tailor is of little worth..
that Orc to your left came to take those Hobbit pants back to Middle Earth.
Lol


I think Resin’s opener was lotb. I don’t think his feet even look that small so the shoe lines lose points. Blue had kumare ring and go upstairs but that was like a worse version of red’ opener. A lot of your angles were kinda just about the fact he was in a car I think and weren’t really relevant. Resin took this on best line and less misses.

Vote - Resin

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how you nice in the whip? wifey told me ur micro with dick
bet the horn in your car sounds like the Lui Kang bicycle kick
dope line.... hold C on sega for a bit and bycle kick lu kang mortal kombat[


& i know all about the culture this dork is preachin
i saw Crazy Rich Asians. & now i’ve seen a Dirt Poor Korean

and that was pretty hard I liked that


nowww on to resin...

The way that hairline goes up in the Corner ur forehead musta placed it in Timeout.
yeah that was alright...

ayy that combover got me prayin that your barber doesn’t give you a 2nd wave.
thats hard, the first one was ok.. like ok it kind of maybe looks like he might go bald... that line was nice


I'm going to give to Resin for being slightly more creative ... Resin could've done way better I think with the ammunition he had making fun of his boys and shit, or at least mentioned it. Blue was pretty good, and its hard to say, can go either way hate to be the first vote... but I think


v- Resin by a tiny bit

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Blue came fire here. Fucked with first 6 and closer. Well above the whack line.

Resin, one of my fav reads. Didn’t have it like you usually do. You still hovered above the wack line. Hit and miss throughout. Lots of peaks and valleys.

Vote blue. Higher median avg above whack line

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this one @Neighbor

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Hush

Heavy fire in here . Especially how the verses came in. This was a fun read. Res fell off to me towards the end, the shoe angles didnt hit.


Hard to call this, I'm going with my fav bar which was dual exhaust. Well done guys.


v Blue

Hope your remembering to count my PMd votes bro

[Resin M-I-C]

is this open now or something?

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Originally Posted by Hush

Hope your remembering to count my PMd votes bro

I posted and soft deleted your pm'd vote. It's factored into the score lol

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C

is this open now or something?

Hush is an admin so his posts aren't hidden automatically