07-13-2020, 05:30 PM | #1 |
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Zuch 1-1 vs TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO 1-1 - ZUCH WINS
Netcees Pic League Min: 10 Lines Max: 16 Lines Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree Due Thursday, 7/15 at Midnight PST For everything else, check the Rules Thread @TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO @Zuchiefiasco |
07-13-2020, 05:37 PM | #2 |
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07-13-2020, 05:38 PM | #3 |
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07-13-2020, 09:25 PM | #4 |
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Light work Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel” It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together? That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories
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07-16-2020, 01:26 AM | #5 |
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Listen fsggot You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene?
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07-16-2020, 03:35 PM | #6 |
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Light work
Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy Nice here Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel” Funny but a tad underwhelming It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together? LOL dope That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door Lol ok Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories Dope closer Vs Listen fsggot You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose What is that set up? Overall funny though Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense Nah You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears Funny but nothing too clever What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot Dumb hot? Nah bro. But it’s true, resin did do him like that You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene? Not overly feeling man Zuch took this with his last 6 lines being the bangers they were Vote - Zuch |
07-16-2020, 05:03 PM | #7 |
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Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy Decent but it’s a jab Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel” Lol nice It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together? Nice That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door Lol this works w/ the pic too Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories Nice You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose Could of angled this as more of a diss I think Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense Lol nice You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears Nice What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot Nice again You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene? Don’t get this and his Adam’s Apple is obscured in that pic so seems like a reach to me? I got zuch here. More consistent after a tame opener. Dragster is funny but he had two misses that let him down for me. Good stuff from both Vote - zuch |
07-16-2020, 07:47 PM | #8 |
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Opener was a little light on
Username the prequel was cool... I thought hold it together was cool to Cut off was okay.. Vs First two bars I wasn't feeling.. came off kinda weak.. God sneezed was ok..but not to hard..came off a little mild Last two bars were better... Still nothing that swung hard but u was jabbing Vote..Zuch...he had a cool verse..nothing really stood out as a heavy hit but u had a few swings in there..wasn't bad at all... second dude had a jab or two but nothing that matched zuch
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07-18-2020, 07:22 PM | #9 |
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Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel” Lmao, lotfb^ That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories Vs. You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot Mvgt Zuch
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07-19-2020, 08:36 AM | #10 |
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Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel” Top iLL: You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears Damn dawg. Gonna go with Top iLL here. Just had more i liked, even though he lost steam towards the end - he edged it by being funnier. Good battle, kinda wish it was longer. v - Top iLL
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07-19-2020, 05:21 PM | #11 |
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calories vs resin sneeze carbonite not a star wars fan but that carbonite line was fresh af.. hard to vote against zuch cuz his wording is effortless and clean.. that user line was roflzand.. but top got the creativity factor here.. resin cumshot was a banger v top ill
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07-20-2020, 10:29 AM | #12 |
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07-20-2020, 11:16 AM | #13 |
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Who made this alias? Forget hesitating, it’s time
Just look at those genes, not even his parents would admit to creating this guy not liking this opener zuch, you have way more material to work with Nobody thinks this loser’s game is lethal Looking like the teaser poster for a movie called “Username: The Prequel” ok cool it makes sense hah It’s quite grim how you’re Foldin’ under pressure That waistband is sad, clinically depressed, Fuck how does it hold it all together? lol ok That room is BARE, this guy is simply just poor He ain’t even quarantined, for real he just can’t fit through the door I like the concept but could have been executed better Tank tops? This clown’s a tragedy The only cut-off You need is from a nutritionist and it’s around 6000 calories yeah cool vs. You can write bars, for real you are sick with it bro You bite your nails down to nubs so you don’t get hurt pickin that nose ok nice catch, but it felt a bit wholesome at the end. could have been finalized harder Everything out of place, nigga you broke my lens Netcee’s very own David Lynch, his features just don’t make sense ok cool You need a protractor, face is straight grinding my gears You either have Down syndrome or God sneezed when he was aligning your ears hehe right What’s all that white stuff on your racket? It’s dumb hot No return game on the ace when you were served that Resin cumshot decent man You might be hungry for the dub, but you ain’t STARVIN’ like me Is that an Adam’s Apple or is your neck re-enacting the Han Solo carbonate scene? yup I get this, wording is off tough call.. i see Zuch kind of rushed his verse, he sounded kinda funnier but at the end I'm sided more with iLL's no hate v/iLL |
07-20-2020, 11:34 AM | #14 |
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This was a dope and close battle
I have Zuch by one quotable which is basically his entire verse against top’s entire verse minus the Down syndrome bar which just didn’t hit for me I could see this going either way though @Zuchiefiasco As it is tho, Zuch got it by one quotable in my eyes V/zuch |
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