Neighbor 1-0 vs Mac 0-1 - NEIGHBOR WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 7/9 at Midnight PST
For everything else, check the Rules Thread

@Neighbor


@Mac

[Mac]

check 10

[Neighbor]

Check

10’s good

[Mac]

ext? @Neighbor

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Mac

ext? @Neighbor

Okay

[Neighbor]

How’s the Verizon guy never had a bar in his life?


You look like an up & comer on the underage magic scene
Except the only rabbits you make “disappear” come w/ AA batteries
@Sharp, what’s the deal? This mismatch’s funny
Went from battling a guy w/ neck for days to one that gives that for money
This GOTTA be the gayest scene
Ironic, you’re takin an L to the face.. but the BGTQ’s right behind those anal beads
Mac, I’m concerned; the fact you ain’t got a mask’s just disturbing
This fag hopped in the chair at Supercuts & told his stylist, “#FlattenTheCurve me”
& that bitch nailed it.. got the fade & the pull right
Let’s be real, the only hard part you got was trying not to look like a bull dyke
Something old, something borrowed.. you just need something new
& we know the only thing blue was your balls after seeing the groom
Call ‘em the wrong pronoun & he’ll get truly offended
When it comes to gender, he tux back & I ain’t talkin ‘bout the suit that he rented


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[Mac]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

I’ll try to dig up a more outlandish one, but I’m pretty handsome in all of them *shrug*

ayyyy fuck it
i swear these masks getting bigger, whats the deal
ur a pussy for hiding most ur face, to distract that ur wearing heels
i get it, anxiety's hard n ur not on mood
a selfies not what the therapist meant by reflecting on yourself dude
humans regressed a few centuries thanks to this hobo
there's so much Sepia in' that photo I almost missed the Homo
kill this snob softly, and do him a favour aswell
cuz im leavin neigh so bloody that sweater will iron dry itself
and take whatever this elf says with a pinch of salt
if neigh thinks he got a rocky body.. that larynx is the San Andreas fault
so Mr Spock is a champ.. I'll defeat pointy-ears in a wink
i expected a war of stars here.. they never mentioned jar jar binks
so I see ur taking a glimpse at ur work.. loser
I hope u like cleaning mirrors.. u can see yourself doing that in the future

[UserName]

Neigh -

You look like an up & comer on the underage magic scene
Except the only rabbits you make “disappear” come w/ AA batteries
@Sharp, what’s the deal? This mismatch’s funny
Went from battling a guy w/ neck for days to one that gives that for money
Something old, something borrowed.. you just need something new
& we know the only thing blue was your balls after seeing the groom

Mac -

humans regressed a few centuries thanks to this hobo
there's so much Sepia in' that photo I almost missed the Homo
kill this snob softly, and do him a favour aswell
cuz im leavin neigh so bloody that sweater will iron dry itself
so I see ur taking a glimpse at ur work.. loser
I hope u like cleaning mirrors.. u can see yourself doing that in the future

This was...probably my surprise of the week. Mac is steady improving here, and the Sepia line is honestly probably one of my favorite lines of the week. I think Neighbor still won, but barely, and if Mac starts to take these witty concepts and apply them with a bit more of a rhyme scheme behind them, he's gonna be dangerous.

V - Neigh

[evaD]

You look like an up & comer on the underage magic scene
Except the only rabbits you make “disappear” come w/ AA batteries @Sharp, what’s the deal? This mismatch’s funny
Went from battling a guy w/ neck for days to one that gives that for money
Mac, I’m concerned; the fact you ain’t got a mask’s just disturbing
This fag hopped in the chair at Supercuts & told his stylist, “#FlattenTheCurve me”
Call ‘em the wrong pronoun & he’ll get truly offended
When it comes to gender, he tux back & I ain’t talkin ‘bout the suit that he rented
vs

humans regressed a few centuries thanks to this hobo
there's so much Sepia in' that photo I almost missed the Homo
and take whatever this elf says with a pinch of salt
if neigh thinks he got a rocky body.. that larynx is the San Andreas fault
so I see ur taking a glimpse at ur work.. loser
I hope u like cleaning mirrors.. u can see yourself doing that in the future

Mac your verse was good but a couple of misses for me with the heels line and pointy ears (ears look pretty normal to me?) but good showing for sure. Neighbour had started off with LOTB (even the setup on this was enough on its own lol) and was pretty strong throughout

vote - neighbour

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

You look like an up & comer on the underage magic scene
Except the only rabbits you make “disappear” come w/ AA batteries @Sharp, what’s the deal? This mismatch’s funny
Went from battling a guy w/ neck for days to one that gives that for money
Mac, I’m concerned; the fact you ain’t got a mask’s just disturbing
This fag hopped in the chair at Supercuts & told his stylist, “#FlattenTheCurve me”
Call ‘em the wrong pronoun & he’ll get truly offended
When it comes to gender, he tux back & I ain’t talkin ‘bout the suit that he rented

Vs


humans regressed a few centuries thanks to this hobo
there's so much Sepia in' that photo I almost missed the Homo
so I see ur taking a glimpse at ur work.. loser
I hope u like cleaning mirrors.. u can see yourself doing that in the future

Mac had some other solid stuff that was almost quotable. Neighbor got this but I like what I’m seeing from Mac


Vote neighbor

[Adverse]

I'm not going to tread on the same water/copy the same bars everyone else had put into their votes they were my favorite too and I'm of the same opinion that Mac has improved leaps and bounds since our pic match but he had a few too many misses to take down Neigh here dope battle

V/Neighbor

[Blue Bayou]

Sepia and iron dry were real nice from Mac. Best verse so far easily

Neigh was real consistent with pretty good hits here....I feel like wording could've been better on the closer but great idea....nice pic verse most was all abv avg


Mac keep at it but neigh got this with better concepts and consistency

Vote Neigh