ELITE 8: BARCOTIC VS CASHIUS - CASHIUS WINS

[Orc]

THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due TUESDAY,
• Voting ends FRIDAY,
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 30 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Barcotic @Cashius

[Barcotic]

anywhere from 24 to 30

[Cashius]

Nah. I’m good with 16-20.

[Barcotic]

Originally Posted by Cashius

Nah. I’m good with 16-20.

U wont drop until 11:59 tuesday. I control this
sent the old max, 24 @Orc

[Cashius]

So, you sent 1-24 to him? Lol and you wonder why people think you’re a weirdo faggot? I’m sure if I posted 16, Orc would let it stand.

People don’t even vote on 16 line battles let alone 24. It’s the quarterfinals...just chill out a little bit.

[Barcotic]

na

dog, tuck urself in. i got a story n brought guns to tell it
so when i spray everyone in ur camp, it's not bug repellant
i kno how a roscoe operates the best when im dealin tony
U kno how a Ross co-operates in bed when ur feelin lonely
but if life depended on love, ur clown ass is done for
u gotta push just to get digits down.. that's a thumb war
tell ma' she a WARRIOR for comin to tug a stud like this
every Comanche does, especailly "stfu" n "suck my dick"
oh and fuck you if u think questioning my shit's fair
u have so many lines on the fence, u'd think i pissed there
from flake to fame, it's safe to say affairs aint changed
nc doesn't just cater to u...
they put the food on ur plate & play the airplane game
u make barc nauseous. frontin' like u hard? stop it
if u ever had a black heart, karaoke sent u dark chocolates
im the real monster. ill squash u if u doubt my skill
i laid the groundwork,
u cleaned a basement washroom in the house i built
cant knock my style. u can try tho, if u care to
talk about forcing plays, u do it w/ minors in ur spare room
pussy stays quiet on forums, drama he avoided n ran
if he ever Toxicology up to slit his throat n poison his fam
full ammunition belt w/ 50 cal rounds, should u act dumb
john cena fan- if i aim a band at the crowd, u will catch one
alright u salty fucker, ur proly flustered. find a next bout
beach pranks 101: i got the body covered, ima head out

24

[Cashius]

AKA Mike

Originally Posted by Barcotic

incorrect
the old formula is easier to do than anything im trying out

Word, what you’re doing is difficult...I’ve been keeping track of your bars, pal...
And I guarantee...no matter how hard I tried, I could NEVER be as whack as you are now
I don’t even need to speak to pull bitches cuz Cash is fresh. I’m having sex with with eight of’em
While the only reason he gets a Les before a word is because this fag is French Canadian
All day, everyday he’s on here...This board is how he copes
You were obsessed about going 24?...Why don’t you try going 24 without a post
Dude should NOT be HOF! Swaying, crying, biting...these boss tactics?
He couldn’t get a body if he was Dexter...So, how the FUCK did Michael C. Hall status?!
Ain’t getting pussy in your town. You’re voice...a scrape would hate to hear it
Ass is sparse...If someone Tapping Barc in Canada they’re just making Maple Syrup

Originally Posted by Cashius

That’s what always happens. I champ something, leave because I realize this is internet text battling, get an email and feel nostalgic, come back, and repeat. It’s a vicious cycle.

See this is a hobby to me...but shit it’s life to you. This kid is psycho, dudes
All you do is wine, bitch, and act irrational....text got you on a vicious cycle too
Stop acting like you earn....broke bitch...To say you getting cabbage is absurd
I’ve had it with this nerd...It’s obvious, the only one eating in Canada is Swerve
What have you won tho!? I ship EVERYTHING....and he gonna end me? Well..
I’m about to have Summer, Fall, and Winter...While he can’t champ one Season of NBL
From the jump I’m coming with lefts and rights...This guy’ll get hit in the eye
One day I’m sure you’ll Come Out Swinging Both Ways too and finally admit that you’re bi
Who gives a fuck how fast you post if you bite or your stuff is just real basic
Only time I’ve seen a Shark give A Rush like ^that is w/ adrenaline junkies in steel cages
Your wordplay’s TRASH. We read it like 8 times and still don’t get none of the shit, dude
Motherfucker....You got like half of Netcees sounding like they got a stuttering issue
Talm bout guns and federal crimes?...LOL! I bet this guy talk on the double
You fake bitch...biting a text line on the INTERNET is the only time FBI got you in trouble

[Nick James]

Your wordplay’s TRASH. We read it like 8 times and still don’t get none of the shit, dude
Motherfucker....You got like half of Netcees sounding like they got a stuttering issue
What have you won tho!? I ship EVERYTHING....and he gonna end me? Well..
I’m about to have Summer, Fall, and Winter...While he can’t champ one Season of NBL
All day, everyday he’s on here...This board is how he copes
You were obsessed about going 24?...Why don’t you try going 24 without a post
Word, what you’re doing is difficult...I’ve been keeping track of your bars, pal..
And I guarantee...no matter how hard I tried, I could NEVER be as whack as you are now


vs


im the real monster. ill squash u if u doubt my skill
i laid the groundwork,u cleaned a basement washroom in the house i built
cant knock my style. u can try tho, if u care to
talk about forcing plays, u do it w/ minors in ur spare room
and fuck you if u think questioning my shit's fair
u have so many lines on the fence, u'd think i pissed there
from flake to fame, it's safe to say affairs aint changed
nc doesn't just cater to u...they put the food on ur plate & play the airplane game

I must say.. this was pretty dope. cash went at bars throat on the personals. bar def had sum haymakers but u culd feel the sting wit cash.

vote - cash

[Amen]

Originally Posted by Barcotic

na

dog, tuck urself in. i got a story n brought guns to tell it
so when i spray everyone in ur camp, it's not bug repellant
Orc killed these concepts and the camp fire one a few years back lol... This was basic.
i kno how a roscoe operates the best when im dealin tony
U kno how a Ross co-operates in bed when ur feelin lonely
Wasn't feeling this one.
but if life depended on love, ur clown ass is done for
u gotta push just to get digits down.. that's a thumb war
Oh a THAT bar... Must be dope, sike... Nah... Light.
tell ma' she a WARRIOR for comin to tug a stud like this
every Comanche does, especailly "stfu" n "suck my dick"
Comanche/Command She - Wtf... I said it out loud and still doesn't work unless you have a speech impediment... Clearly, you have one... Or you have a Canadian French accent, dude. IDK but forced.
oh and fuck you if u think questioning my shit's fair
u have so many lines on the fence, u'd think i pissed there
Light.
from flake to fame, it's safe to say affairs aint changed
nc doesn't just cater to u...
they put the food on ur plate & play the airplane game
This was dope. I like it.
u make barc nauseous. frontin' like u hard? stop it
if u ever had a black heart, karaoke sent u dark chocolates
Corny.
im the real monster. ill squash u if u doubt my skill
i laid the groundwork,
u cleaned a basement washroom in the house i built
This was nice... I fucks w/ it...
cant knock my style. u can try tho, if u care to
talk about forcing plays, u do it w/ minors in ur spare room
Another good one.
pussy stays quiet on forums, drama he avoided n ran
if he ever Toxicology up to slit his throat n poison his fam
Toxicology/Talks I call a G? Nah man, reach...
full ammunition belt w/ 50 cal rounds, should u act dumb
john cena fan- if i aim a band at the crowd, u will catch one
Oh, I honestly thought you did away with the 1 WWE reference for this verse to keep it some what hot. I was wrong...
alright u salty fucker, ur proly flustered. find a next bout
beach pranks 101: i got the body covered, ima head out
This was ok.

Originally Posted by Cashius

AKA Mike


Word, what you’re doing is difficult...I’ve been keeping track of your bars, pal...
And I guarantee...no matter how hard I tried, I could NEVER be as whack as you are now
Basic
I don’t even need to speak to pull bitches cuz Cash is fresh. I’m having sex with with eight of’em
While the only reason he gets a Les before a word is because this fag is French Canadian
Lmaoooo legit.
All day, everyday he’s on here...This board is how he copes
You were obsessed about going 24?...Why don’t you try going 24 without a post
Basic but tough.
Dude should NOT be HOF! Swaying, crying, biting...these boss tactics?
He couldn’t get a body if he was Dexter...So, how the FUCK did Michael C. Hall status?!
Ending this in the form of a question kind of killed the impact but decent.
Ain’t getting pussy in your town. You’re voice...a scrape would hate to hear it
Ass is sparse...If someone Tapping Barc in Canada they’re just making Maple Syrup
Nah, seen these flips on him a lot or something closely related to the concept.
See this is a hobby to me...but shit it’s life to you. This kid is psycho, dudes
All you do is wine, bitch, and act irrational....text got you on a vicious cycle too
Ok.
Stop acting like you earn....broke bitch...To say you getting cabbage is absurd
I’ve had it with this nerd...It’s obvious, the only one eating in Canada is Swerve
This was light.
What have you won tho!? I ship EVERYTHING....and he gonna end me? Well..
I’m about to have Summer, Fall, and Winter...While he can’t champ one Season of NBL
Good.
From the jump I’m coming with lefts and rights...This guy’ll get hit in the eye
One day I’m sure you’ll Come Out Swinging Both Ways too and finally admit that you’re bi
Lolll this is played but still got a chuckle out of it.
Who gives a fuck how fast you post if you bite or your stuff is just real basic
Only time I’ve seen a Shark give A Rush like ^that is w/ adrenaline junkies in steel cages
Didn't like this one, but like the personal approach you've taken rather then the generic route.
Your wordplay’s TRASH. We read it like 8 times and still don’t get none of the shit, dude
Motherfucker....You got like half of Netcees sounding like they got a stuttering issue
Legit.
Talm bout guns and federal crimes?...LOL! I bet this guy talk on the double
You fake bitch...biting a text line on the INTERNET is the only time FBI got you in trouble
Basic but decent.

v/Cash - more direct/personal verse. Barc had a lot of generics - some decent, few good w/ the forced WP and WWE reference.

[Suthaveli]

Ross co line hit
Airplane was dope
Confidence, aggression & alpha in the groundwrk line was strong.
Forces play was coo

Contrary to the hazing u receive due to ur personality, which can come across hella irky & whiny, ur verse wasn't bad. My gripes- I hate the fact u use wrestlin ref but typically line the bars themself. I def didn't like this one. U can tell u spent a bit more time on ur verse than u typically do tho. I was literally in ontario & Quebec this weekend so i hv a better understanding & appreciation of the canadian & canadian/french accent but still didn't like that command her bar.

Vs

Opener was simple, yet effictive.
24 wrd manipulation hit
Michael see hall was nice
Cycle hit
Stuttering was nice

I guess i miss when u became a force, i remember when i thought u were garbage. Great improvement from last week because i def though schad was one of the mf that got robbed. Ur 2nd bar was dope, but it (especially the set up) ran too long for my taste, that can make or break. U seem to pay attent. To shit that goes on on the boards alot. Strike me as the type to type a list of personals on particular people. Any rate, gd versse.


All & all non quotes i felt cashuis where stronger & had a better direct feel. Gd battle but @Cashius gmv

[Saint]

barc: airplane game, washroom, spare room
roscoe was ok, fence was eh aight, a couple other fell to concept or exec. opener i've seen & toxicology was a lil off imo. dark chocolates was kinda funny but a lil corny.

cash: stuttering issue, NBL season, 24 hour, Les
micheal c hall was cool....think I'd like to see a diff execution there tho. opener was decent flip. had a few other aight lines, fairly consistent verse.

this was a good battle but I have cashius here.
the personals hit imo, had more to work with.
I know barc didnt have as much there to work w/ but yeah...also felt cash missed less overall.

vote - cashius

[Schadenfreude]

VOTE CASHIUS
Barc had a lot of creative concepts, but nothing harsh, hard hitting enough.
While Cash went extra personal, that was brilliant strategy, highly effective.
Tbh it's difficult getting votes against that guy, it's weird..lol.