ELITE 8: KING KARAOKE VS SOUR JOOG - KARAOKE WINS

[Orc]

THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

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@King Karaoke @Sour joog

[Enbombz]

Hola....

12 lines?

Adios.....

[Enbombz]

I'm gone need extension until Wednesday if ya showing let us know.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Ok cool...

Bye...

[Enbombz]

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...


I was going to go to get a tat done from this dude named Orks but I got a chick visiting me that same weekend...

Bye...

Stop with the lies, 1st bitches don't link with you, lame cunt
2nd We all saw orc give you that work...So fuck you n the woman you made up
He try show bitches his verses, like "Yo check my clash with this geek"
When They tell him "I don't care if you win ugly" That ain't tactical speak
Bitch ya concepts take a massive drop depending when the chat is hot
There's no discussion..I don't need 16 lines to make you look a laughingstalk
While this Faggot gotta talk that trash, I just swing these weapons
Fuck mind games..I don't need to play with a cats head to box king like Tekken
I got a gun soo big..when the slug hit his front it carry on behind the guy
I call it Karaoke, everything it let out his mouth go in n out like Hi..n Bye..
Fag thought he had that crown, until Orc showed up n smashed you bruva
I was looking forward to Kings Speech..inst..inst..Instead that champ claim took a massive stutter

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

You're full of yourself, your talent isn't really enormous
If people start singing your praises, they'll sound like Fergie's performance
We've seen everything in your verse done before, it's filled with a bunch of bad flips
There's nothing Innovating about your lines but I'll have you surrounded by automatics
Enbombz? Sour Joog? Doesn't matter who you are, I'll put this lame on the shelf
How can you make a name for yourself when u can't even make a name for yourself
U tried making a hoe into a housewife but u can't save these broads, man
Cuz that bitch isn't just the giving type, she's Drake in "God's Plan"
My writing's top notch, I get respect from all of my peers
While your verses are so much of a drag they could be one of Lars' tourney ideas

Bye...

[Amen]

Originally Posted by Sour joog

Stop with the lies, 1st bitches don't link with you, lame cunt
2nd We all saw orc give you that work...So fuck you n the woman you made up
This needed more of a harsher execution, good concept to use tho.
He try show bitches his verses, like "Yo check my clash with this geek"
When They tell him "I don't care if you win ugly" That ain't tactical speak
Execution lacked here.
Bitch ya concepts take a massive drop depending when the chat is hot
There's no discussion..I don't need 16 lines to make you look a laughingstalk
This was basic but direct - cool.
While this Faggot gotta talk that trash, I just swing these weapons
Fuck mind games..I don't need to play with a cats head to box king like Tekken
Nah...
I got a gun soo big..when the slug hit his front it carry on behind the guy
I call it Karaoke, everything it let out his mouth go in n out like Hi..n Bye..
Wording was rocky... Wasn't feeling this.
Fag thought he had that crown, until Orc showed up n smashed you bruva
I was looking forward to Kings Speech..inst..inst..Instead that champ claim took a massive stutter
Opener and closer both having to do with his loss to Orc? Nah... Change it up...

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

You're full of yourself, your talent isn't really enormous
If people start singing your praises, they'll sound like Fergie's performance
Light.
We've seen everything in your verse done before, it's filled with a bunch of bad flips
There's nothing Innovating about your lines but I'll have you surrounded by automatics
Ok.
Enbombz? Sour Joog? Doesn't matter who you are, I'll put this lame on the shelf
How can you make a name for yourself when u can't even make a name for yourself
Played concept used as a personal... Ok, I suppose.
U tried making a hoe into a housewife but u can't save these broads, man
Cuz that bitch isn't just the giving type, she's Drake in "God's Plan"
Ok.
My writing's top notch, I get respect from all of my peers
While your verses are so much of a drag they could be one of Lars' tourney ideas
Played concept flipped w/ a current discussions thread, ok I guess.

Bye...

v/ Karaoke w/ a slight edge here. Wasn't impressed by either verse, however Enbombz lacked the proper/harsh executions on some of his concepts for them to have any form of an impact.

[Cashius]

That Orc shit could’ve been a KO but the way you worded it softened it for me a good bit.

I thought win ugly was dope.

Laughingstalk could’ve been cool but didn’t like the connection.

I know what Tekken is but not enough to get the connection you used.

In and out/ Hi and Bye wasn’t great.

King’s Speech was ok.




Seen a few Fergies lines already. This one didn’t stand out.

I’m guessing this is about Innovator? But I don’t know the disc. reference.

Seen name for yourself a lot in the past.

Drake line is ok.

Seen the drag concept a lot before. The current Lars connection makes it a little better.


I actually have Joog here. I didn’t think either was great but I think Joog had lotb with win ugly and even though some concepts weren’t worded great, felt they were fresher than KK’s.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Sour joog

Stop with the lies, 1st bitches don't link with you, lame cunt
2nd We all saw orc give you that work...So fuck you n the woman you made up

hm ok ok ok

He try show bitches his verses, like "Yo check my clash with this geek"
When They tell him "I don't care if you win ugly" That ain't tactical speak

it works but the context was stupid to me

Bitch ya concepts take a massive drop depending when the chat is hot
There's no discussion..I don't need 16 lines to make you look a laughingstalk

like this

While this Faggot gotta talk that trash, I just swing these weapons
Fuck mind games..I don't need to play with a cats head to box king like Tekken

fire

I got a gun soo big..when the slug hit his front it carry on behind the guy
I call it Karaoke, everything it let out his mouth go in n out like Hi..n Bye..

nah...theres been better hi an bye punches an I prolly didn't even like them either really

Fag thought he had that crown, until Orc showed up n smashed you bruva
I was looking forward to Kings Speech..inst..inst..Instead that champ claim took a massive stutter

nah wack

Originally Posted by King Karaoke

Hi...

You're full of yourself, your talent isn't really enormous
If people start singing your praises, they'll sound like Fergie's performance

too simple but relevant

We've seen everything in your verse done before, it's filled with a bunch of bad flips
There's nothing Innovating about your lines but I'll have you surrounded by automatics

BANG BANG BANG

Enbombz? Sour Joog? Doesn't matter who you are, I'll put this lame on the shelf
How can you make a name for yourself when u can't even make a name for yourself

lol ehhh this an old idea w an ok flip

U tried making a hoe into a housewife but u can't save these broads, man
Cuz that bitch isn't just the giving type, she's Drake in "God's Plan"

ha that videos fire

My writing's top notch, I get respect from all of my peers
While your verses are so much of a drag they could be one of Lars' tourney ideas

I get it but the ideas old...the current touch didn't help it for me

Bye...

ehhh idk sour had the highest highs but the lowest lows.........karaoke was consistent but kindve boring. idk I hate when people say OH THIS NOT UR USUAL....cuz each verse should be judged as a stand alone.....but its hard not to think it still. but word regardless I guess ill edge it to kar because his one banger was enough to eek out the win in my opinion since he didn't have any misses really just lines I thought were average as opposed to jog where a couple bars were just outright bad to me.

v kk

[Mr. J]

Sour joog had some decent bars thrown in besides the closer & opener.
both of those didnt really hit for me & were just filler, which could have worked but nah.
that Tekken line was pretty well set up though, some fire right there.
took me a second to figure out what the laughingstalk meant which is meh but still cool
I actually thought the hi & bye line was cool too. but idk
Karaoke dropped some dope shit after that opener as well, the opener was blah
maybe its because its the 2nd time I seen Fergie mentioned but idk. I didnt like it
either way I think Karaoke & Joog are well matched here & this is one of the better battles Ive seen so far.
Im going to have to with Karaoke for having the consistent verse though.
I liked 65% of what Joog brought to the table which is good. but not good enough to outwit Karaoke here...

v/Karaoke

[Schadenfreude]

VOTE KING KARAOKE
Joog had a couple of joints that was slick, but the few bad misses stick out in my mind.
KK had the effective & harsh punches he's known to write, especially 'name for yourself' & 'god's plan'.

[Saint]

This could swing either way imo.
I liked joogs tekken & win ugly bars.
felt opener needed better wording & laughing stalk was too easy imo. closer missed for me.

Kar -- Gods plan & Automatics were coo
Everything else was executed well enough....concepts i wasnt feeling too much
name for yourself been done imo.

V- Karaoke, w/ the edge