02-03-2018, 07:31 AM | #1 |
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02-03-2018, 11:09 AM | #2 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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02-03-2018, 11:38 AM | #3 |
I'M A MONSTER!
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If this is due tomorrow I’ll go 14 but I’ll most likely need the extension.
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02-03-2018, 12:31 PM | #4 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Pretty soon it's due next Sun.
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02-11-2018, 06:41 PM | #5 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Yea..
Fucking shame that ya came back, just to be boring at best you’re the only writer to make ppl wish they could fast forward w/ text. I’m from the curb w/ Jeeps, Forces & style, fuckwhayaheard Amish clown knows sheep, horses & cows.. prolly fuck what ya herd. No balls, cuz you’ra flamer hiding yo identity w/ fag acting.. whenever ppl think of Cash, first thing comes to mind is Trans action. So mention gender reveal & I’ll expound on yo gay manners homo’s too busy try’na to keep agenda straight more than day planners. Over the hill or overrated? Best work’s for law school class, 2012’s ya last, since then Pennsylvania’s the hardest bar you’ve passed. I’ll keep saying it, you’re long past ya prime it’s evident, bud RT all I’m doing’s checking Cash on his way out, this a severance stub. Takes you forever to finish an argument, ya all filler no kill.. some attorney, bet you’ve got more open cases than Deal or No Deal. Tired of washed up HOFers who return and just won’t settle, from the Rust Belt, right? Ya oughta know better than to test old mettle. ..BODY. |
02-12-2018, 12:00 AM | #6 | |
I'M A MONSTER!
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Something isn’t straight... I guess all we know for sure is your the result of someone getting raped Dude got the face of a fucking burn victim...and he swears he’s dating? Shiiiit... But if you DO get a girl, boof wants you to ask her where she takes a piss How many tourneys since I’ve been gone? Dude STILL hasn’t champed in that time... If he does One Day Ship anything I’ve just gotta assume it’s from Amazon Prime I almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body If he sleeps with a chick, she’s unconscious...The dude is hardly stable I’m surprised you weren’t in Geno’s sleep paralysis thread asking how much rophenol he gave her Who were your parents bro? They either weren’t caring enough or dead Broke, overweight, a pussy...Whoever Raised Money could put like 4 charities in the red The 40 have you losing chunks of your head. I’m taking half of this fags brain That shit’ll leave you with more Cap Space than the Lakers after the Cavs trade Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea |
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02-13-2018, 01:50 AM | #7 |
Needs no introduction
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Schad
fuck what ya herd gets a pass on creativity alone trans action was coo, cash plays are old but it hit severance joint was dope, same as above applies opener was weak, agenda straight was ehhh, wording fucked pennsylvania, open cases was soft as a diss but cool idea & closer was corny af vs Cash one day ship was good drop a body was solid raised money was decent cap space was dope half pipe hit the other 3 werent ur style, reminiscent karaoke's n it wasnt workin cool battle, cash was clearly more consistent tho v/cashius |
02-15-2018, 10:40 AM | #8 |
The Biggest
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No balls, cuz you’ra flamer hiding yo identity w/ fag acting..
whenever ppl think of Cash, first thing comes to mind is Trans action. I’ll keep saying it, you’re long past ya prime it’s evident, bud RT all I’m doing’s checking Cash on his way out, this a severance stub. Vs Dude got the face of a fucking burn victim...and he swears he’s dating? Shiiiit... But if you DO get a girl, boof wants you to ask her where she takes a piss almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea This was actually a pretty cool battle even tho I expected better from both. Schad definitely didn’t come off as harsh as I know he can. Cash came more direct with his punches and they landed. Vote / cashius |
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02-15-2018, 12:20 PM | #10 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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Fucking shame that ya came back, just to be boring at best
you’re the only writer to make ppl wish they could fast forward w/ text. No balls, cuz you’ra flamer hiding yo identity w/ fag acting.. whenever ppl think of Cash, first thing comes to mind is Trans action. So mention gender reveal & I’ll expound on yo gay manners homo’s too busy try’na to keep agenda straight more than day planners. vs How many tourneys since I’ve been gone? Dude STILL hasn’t champed in that time... If he does One Day Ship anything I’ve just gotta assume it’s from Amazon Prime I almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body ^ Facts, but dam you couldn't deliver this basic ass concept with half the characters? The 40 have you losing chunks of your head. I’m taking half of this fags brain That shit’ll leave you with more Cap Space than the Lakers after the Cavs trade Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea I got Cash w/ 1 more quote. |
02-15-2018, 02:03 PM | #11 |
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Fuck what ya herd was dumb but creative, I liked it
Trans action was dope Agenda was decent Rust belt was dope vs Boof line was funny as hell Body was ok South Korea was dope This was a tight battle. It was close to me. I thought Schadenfreude had the best two lines of the battle with the trans action and rust belt lines. Cash's boof line was funny and the South Korea line was dope. Close, but I've got Schad taking it, he had more lines I enjoyed. v/ Schadenfreude |
02-15-2018, 02:25 PM | #12 |
SDub
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I’m from the curb w/ Jeeps, Forces & style, fuckwhayaheard
Amish clown knows sheep, horses & cows.. prolly fuck what ya herd. So mention gender reveal & I’ll expound on yo gay manners homo’s too busy try’na to keep agenda straight more than day planners. Tired of washed up HOFers who return and just won’t settle, from the Rust Belt, right? Ya oughta know better than to test old mettle. vs. Dude got the face of a fucking burn victim...and he swears he’s dating? Shiiiit... But if you DO get a girl, boof wants you to ask her where she takes a piss How many tourneys since I’ve been gone? Dude STILL hasn’t champed in that time... If he does One Day Ship anything I’ve just gotta assume it’s from Amazon Prime I almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body If he sleeps with a chick, she’s unconscious...The dude is hardly stable I’m surprised you weren’t in Geno’s sleep paralysis thread asking how much rophenol he gave her Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea Solid battle, but this wasn't really close. Cashius went in and had a much more consistent verse. Rust belt was probably the best line, but boof was a close second. V/ Cashius
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