$chein Dolla Sign vs Sour Joog - SOUR JOOG WINS

[Orc]

THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Sunday,
• Voting ends Thursday,
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

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• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@$chein Dolla Sign @Sour joog

[~RustyGunZ~]

12

[Enbombz]

cool

[Enbombz]

You got a wack life n a fat wife, yeh we've seen the evidence
I got the memory of an Elephant, you got alot of memories with that Elephant
You try getting some, it takes one punch to get it done
When you see these hands sign i'm gonna beat ya til ya deaf n dumb
U think ya killin me? Nigga please..fact is you a clown,
That Shit'll get problumatic when you get hit with more caps than you can count
Spill the gat, body buried after I've killed this cat
I'm that killer thats dragging knucks through the dirt like a silverback
Listen lad, you cant compete so don't try n script that trash
Shits a fact, they show me love and hate knucks like a prison tat
He don't wanna draw with me, dude aint the type he dead soft
Give this kattegat, soo much heat gone hit that body it look like a Viking send off

[~RustyGunZ~]

Oof

Ext

[Enbombz]

Cool

[~RustyGunZ~]

U get bitches how? A pick up artist ugly as a damn ape..
His secret starts wit clubbin.... over heads n knuck'll-dragger to his man cave

Inf aka trag vs me

u look like a neanderthal, when it comes to girls u need to pay to fuck
there is no doubt knuckledragger.. back to his trailer so he can rape the slut

Shark Sinatra vs me

Originally Posted by For Battling

At least bite some shit and reword it a little bro

This a hobby bro, why bring them rookie fight moves
I do this for fun, if I did it For Battling I'd be a biting pussy like you
& u ain't even the real joog, you must not know i never been calm
You picked the wrong one.. I'm known above anything else for dropping Enbombz
Call the Eagle "Big Wolf" - that's crossbreedin for u wild pups
Trust me son.. one ring'll take you offline when I lift it like dial up
Ur girl gonna love me, u lucky I pull out of whores
& u'll be jerkin in the corner..
Guess it's all troops on the ground when we going to war
Don't lie n say that's falsehoods, swear I'll stab u w/ a steak knife
If we ever see Sour cream in the sheets, Karaoke just had a late night

you don't deserve 12 later

[WRATH]

Originally Posted by Sour joog

You got a wack life n a fat wife, yeh we've seen the evidence
I got the memory of an Elephant, you got alot of memories with that Elephant

Light

You try getting some, it takes one punch to get it done
When you see these hands sign i'm gonna beat ya til ya deaf n dumb

Light

U think ya killin me? Nigga please..fact is you a clown,
That Shit'll get problumatic when you get hit with more caps than you can count

Lol i like this

Spill the gat, body buried after I've killed this cat
I'm that killer thats dragging knucks through the dirt like a silverback

Cool

Listen lad, you cant compete so don't try n script that trash
Shits a fact, they show me love and hate knucks like a prison tat

Okayyyy thats nice

He don't wanna draw with me, dude aint the type he dead soft
Give this kattegat, soo much heat gone hit that body it look like a Viking send off

Solid

This a hobby bro, why bring them rookie fight moves
I do this for fun, if I did it For Battling I'd be a biting pussy like you

Okay

& u ain't even the real joog, you must not know i never been calm
You picked the wrong one.. I'm known above anything else for dropping Enbombz

Solid cause true

Call the Eagle "Big Wolf" - that's crossbreedin for u wild pups
Trust me son.. one ring'll take you offline when I lift it like dial up

Okay... not sure about lift it but okay

Ur girl gonna love me, u lucky I pull out of whores
& u'll be jerkin in the corner..
Guess it's all troops on the ground when we going to warfat wife

Is this brilliant or as plain as i think it is?

Don't lie n say that's falsehoods, swear I'll stab u w/ a steak knife
If we ever see Sour cream in the sheets, Karaoke just had a late night

Dumb


Knuck no hate but i didn't see one hitter

V joog

[Barcotic]

Joog
opener was lol
problumatic was cool but i seen too many of those already for it to be real effective
dragging knucks thru is dirt was dope but feels familiar
love & hate knucks was nice

Knuck
opener hit
dropping n bombs was a cool flip on a played np
dial up joint was decent

v/joog
change ur name if ur not sour joog

[Swerve]

You got a wack life n a fat wife, yeh we've seen the evidence
I got the memory of an Elephant, you got alot of memories with that Elephant
Listen lad, you cant compete so don't try n script that trash
Shits a fact, they show me love and hate knucks like a prison tat
He don't wanna draw with me, dude aint the type he dead soft
Give this kattegat, soo much heat gone hit that body it look like a Viking send off

vs.

& u ain't even the real joog, you must not know i never been calm
You picked the wrong one.. I'm known above anything else for dropping Enbombz
Call the Eagle "Big Wolf" - that's crossbreedin for u wild pups
Trust me son.. one ring'll take you offline when I lift it like dial up

I got joog, even the ring line felt done and simple, but I gave benefit of the doubt. Joog had soe bangers. Love and hate was fire. Kattegat was dope, obv had to google.

V/ joog

[Suthaveli]

You got a wack life n a fat wife, yeh we've seen the evidence
I got the memory of an Elephant, you got alot of memories with that Elephant
You try getting some, it takes one punch to get it done
When you see these hands sign i'm gonna beat ya til ya deaf n dumb
Spill the gat, body buried after I've killed this cat
I'm that killer thats dragging knucks through the dirt like a silverback
Listen lad, you cant compete so don't try n script that trash
Shits a fact, they show me love and hate knucks like a prison tat

vs

opener was ok
Call the Eagle "Big Wolf" - that's crossbreedin for u wild pups
Trust me son.. one ring'll take you offline when I lift it like dial up


mvgt- @Sour joog

[Destroyer]

Silverback and prison tat were hard
Fuck the Viking shit that’s exactly the wordplay you don’t want to do
Knuck... dial up was ok? I mean I can’t believe that’s fresh in ‘18 but hey, what do I know?
As it is, you came off a bit rusty, no hate, I’m sure you just are
Think Joog got it in quotes and better misses
Not even close, sadly

V/joog

[Flow]

Dunno what everyone else is seeing but it seemed closer to me then peepa making out. Joog only real hits were silverback prison tat and light with the caps.
Knuck had enbombz which i thought was fire. Opener is ok and dial up screamed played but as i couldnt find anything to say it is imma have to say its solid too.

Tbh joog took this simply on delivery, his quotes were executed really well and knucks quotes all seemed slightly off the mark. Eg that opener came wcross statementish.

Vote joog