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Old 01-23-2018, 11:43 AM   #1
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THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament


Rules

Due Dates:
  • Verses are due Sunday,
  • Voting ends Thursday,
  • Battles that lack votes may close later.
  • One sided battles may get closed early.
  • Extensions are normally 24 hours
    (unless requested otherwise, that is),
    can be no longer than 48 hours
    and have to be granted by your opponent.


Line Limit:
  • Min. = 10 lines
  • Max. = 24 lines
  • The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines

General Rules:
  • 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
  • 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
  • Feeding = DQ.
  • Recycling = DQ.
  • Biting = DQ.
  • No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
  • Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
    linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
    means you will disqualified.
  • A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
  • Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
  • If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
    must match the 1st person's line amount.

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Old 01-28-2018, 11:18 PM   #2
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i'm about to do a public service, I'll let you pick the weapon for me
screw it, i'm known to pull up and shoot the J quicker than Stephen Curry
Text tourney was suppose to be a seasonal hit, but not for this gay
Basic bitchboys idea of a seasonal hit is a Starbux Pumpkin spice latte
Winter Classic & this pre-writer signed up to storytell about Elsa & Olaf the snowman
This disney princess about to unintentionally freeze up here & can't let it go, man
Failed topical head making a tough transition and can't get it right
His verse is hard-hitting? If you're afraid of a pillow fight
Epic internet tough guy phrases, "MY gang & In REAL LIFE, I'd see you later"
pfft i stepped inside J Crew, only to see a bunch of fanboys in argyles & blazers
I'm trying to chill today & uninterested AF, but now it's crunch time
my challenge is caring enough to beat you... Yours is learning how to form a punchline
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Old 01-29-2018, 05:57 PM   #3
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Predictions been hoping to see E end J, some say he was so much sicker back when.
bet, soon as I brand E with the heater, youll find his body in the back of a liquor cabinet.

He the type to claim ride or die so that must explain why you had to speed through lines
The Real problem is you didnt need to drive drunk to get wrecked & catch that D you eye.

Put that nozzle to the side of his head the next time he tries to pull rank on me
the only time Im fearing someone getting gassed up is when that tanks on E.

you mad because you cant match wits with me when I put pen to paper.
better off locking me out the battle like a bitch, we might as well start callin him an @Innovator

I could have finished this earlier, but my late nights got me lacking something serious.
here you are trying to relive the past, you must have forgotten what fucking year it is.

he thought this flow wouldnt set him ablaze so I had to force feed him.
you about to get the best of both worlds in death like you a Norwegian
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:44 PM   #4
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i'm about to do a public service, I'll let you pick the weapon for me
screw it, i'm known to pull up and shoot the J quicker than Stephen Curry

Ok

Text tourney was suppose to be a seasonal hit, but not for this gay
Basic bitchboys idea of a seasonal hit is a Starbux Pumpkin spice latte

Eh

Winter Classic & this pre-writer signed up to storytell about Elsa & Olaf the snowman
This disney princess about to unintentionally freeze up here & can't let it go, man

Not strong enough

Failed topical head making a tough transition and can't get it right
His verse is hard-hitting? If you're afraid of a pillow fight

Light

Epic internet tough guy phrases, "MY gang & In REAL LIFE, I'd see you later"
pfft i stepped inside J Crew, only to see a bunch of fanboys in argyles & blazers

Okay

I'm trying to chill today & uninterested AF, but now it's crunch time
my challenge is caring enough to beat you... Yours is learning how to form a punchline

Okay

Predictions been hoping to see E end J, some say he was so much sicker back when.
bet, soon as I brand E with the heater, youll find his body in the back of a liquor cabinet.

Okay

He the type to claim ride or die so that must explain why you had to speed through lines
The Real problem is you didnt need to drive drunk to get wrecked & catch that D you eye.

Didnt connect

Put that nozzle to the side of his head the next time he tries to pull rank on me
the only time Im fearing someone getting gassed up is when that tanks on E.

Nah

you mad because you cant match wits with me when I put pen to paper.
better off locking me out the battle like a bitch, we might as well start callin him an @Innovator

I dont follow aowl politics but okay

I could have finished this earlier, but my late nights got me lacking something serious.
here you are trying to relive the past, you must have forgotten what fucking year it is.

Ok

he thought this flow wouldnt set him ablaze so I had to force feed him.
you about to get the best of both worlds in death like you a Norwegian

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Idk its pretty even. No standouts and both had the same punhline problems. Guess I'll go witb E he had less full misses

V - E the real
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J crew was decent as was the opener from e the real
I like D you eye from J I dunno if it’s been done but I haven’t seen it. J is elevating a lot and taking on the advice he’s getting and I see improvement
I think e just got him here with one more hit

V/e the real oh it’s tha real. Wtf man, it should be e the real cause then it looks like the word ethereal all spread out. Fuck, I always thought it was that. I honestly don’t even want to vote for you now that I see that it never has been. Whatever, too late now.
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Old 01-31-2018, 05:08 PM   #7
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Decent battle, Joker's steadily improving, propers for that & the 'DUI' joint, but E had more quo tables w/ 'seasonal', 'J Crew' & his closer..so VOTE E THE REAL.
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Old 01-31-2018, 05:10 PM   #8
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e tha real had a shoot the j line that was decent. i wanted to like the basic bitch line but something about it just didnt hit fully to me. i thought the J crew line was hilarious.

mr.j i like the e&j line. dui almost grasp me, but no.

i felt this battle was even in quotes, but non-quotes e tha real verse came across stronger. & hes much more smoother. i am enjoying reading mr. j battles more tho. keep it up.

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V- Ethereal

Liked the J Crew lotb. And felt a cpl other decent hits. Mr. J liked the d you eye play not the execution. I thought u had more misses.
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