01-23-2018, 11:43 AM | #1 |
Certified Mother’s Boy
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E Tha Real vs Mr. J - E THA REAL WINS
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01-28-2018, 11:18 PM | #2 |
yes really
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i'm about to do a public service, I'll let you pick the weapon for me
screw it, i'm known to pull up and shoot the J quicker than Stephen Curry Text tourney was suppose to be a seasonal hit, but not for this gay Basic bitchboys idea of a seasonal hit is a Starbux Pumpkin spice latte Winter Classic & this pre-writer signed up to storytell about Elsa & Olaf the snowman This disney princess about to unintentionally freeze up here & can't let it go, man Failed topical head making a tough transition and can't get it right His verse is hard-hitting? If you're afraid of a pillow fight Epic internet tough guy phrases, "MY gang & In REAL LIFE, I'd see you later" pfft i stepped inside J Crew, only to see a bunch of fanboys in argyles & blazers I'm trying to chill today & uninterested AF, but now it's crunch time my challenge is caring enough to beat you... Yours is learning how to form a punchline |
01-29-2018, 05:57 PM | #3 |
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Predictions been hoping to see E end J, some say he was so much sicker back when.
bet, soon as I brand E with the heater, youll find his body in the back of a liquor cabinet. He the type to claim ride or die so that must explain why you had to speed through lines The Real problem is you didnt need to drive drunk to get wrecked & catch that D you eye. Put that nozzle to the side of his head the next time he tries to pull rank on me the only time Im fearing someone getting gassed up is when that tanks on E. you mad because you cant match wits with me when I put pen to paper. better off locking me out the battle like a bitch, we might as well start callin him an @Innovator I could have finished this earlier, but my late nights got me lacking something serious. here you are trying to relive the past, you must have forgotten what fucking year it is. he thought this flow wouldnt set him ablaze so I had to force feed him. you about to get the best of both worlds in death like you a Norwegian
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01-30-2018, 06:44 PM | #4 | |
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Predictions been hoping to see E end J, some say he was so much sicker back when. bet, soon as I brand E with the heater, youll find his body in the back of a liquor cabinet. Okay He the type to claim ride or die so that must explain why you had to speed through lines The Real problem is you didnt need to drive drunk to get wrecked & catch that D you eye. Didnt connect Put that nozzle to the side of his head the next time he tries to pull rank on me the only time Im fearing someone getting gassed up is when that tanks on E. Nah you mad because you cant match wits with me when I put pen to paper. better off locking me out the battle like a bitch, we might as well start callin him an @Innovator I dont follow aowl politics but okay I could have finished this earlier, but my late nights got me lacking something serious. here you are trying to relive the past, you must have forgotten what fucking year it is. Ok he thought this flow wouldnt set him ablaze so I had to force feed him. you about to get the best of both worlds in death like you a Norwegian K Idk its pretty even. No standouts and both had the same punhline problems. Guess I'll go witb E he had less full misses V - E the real |
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01-31-2018, 12:50 PM | #5 |
Certified Mother’s Boy
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01-31-2018, 04:58 PM | #6 |
Bags will be avenged
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J crew was decent as was the opener from e the real
I like D you eye from J I dunno if it’s been done but I haven’t seen it. J is elevating a lot and taking on the advice he’s getting and I see improvement I think e just got him here with one more hit V/e the real oh it’s tha real. Wtf man, it should be e the real cause then it looks like the word ethereal all spread out. Fuck, I always thought it was that. I honestly don’t even want to vote for you now that I see that it never has been. Whatever, too late now. |
01-31-2018, 05:08 PM | #7 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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Decent battle, Joker's steadily improving, propers for that & the 'DUI' joint, but E had more quo tables w/ 'seasonal', 'J Crew' & his closer..so VOTE E THE REAL.
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01-31-2018, 05:10 PM | #8 |
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e tha real had a shoot the j line that was decent. i wanted to like the basic bitch line but something about it just didnt hit fully to me. i thought the J crew line was hilarious.
mr.j i like the e&j line. dui almost grasp me, but no. i felt this battle was even in quotes, but non-quotes e tha real verse came across stronger. & hes much more smoother. i am enjoying reading mr. j battles more tho. keep it up. mvgt- @E Tha Real |
01-31-2018, 08:52 PM | #9 |
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V- Ethereal
Liked the J Crew lotb. And felt a cpl other decent hits. Mr. J liked the d you eye play not the execution. I thought u had more misses.
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