Cashius vs Ender - CASHIUS WINS

Orc · 01-23-2018, 11:47 AM

THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Sunday,
Voting ends Thursday,
Battles that lack votes may close later.

One sided battles may get closed early.

Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 48 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 24 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines

General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Cashius @Ender

Ender · 01-23-2018, 04:48 PM

Check. 12 lines?

Orc · 01-25-2018, 11:23 AM

@Cashius has until tomorrow to check in or he will be replaced

Cashius · 01-25-2018, 03:03 PM

I'm here.

Ender · 01-27-2018, 12:03 PM

Went 10 instead.

I’m the King and I’ve made NC my Kingdom, understand
While you got the IT factor… because you’re the worst in the ‘Land
I never leave the casino when I’m winning, and I never lose fag
So when I say ‘Cashius out’ I’m just giving you a preview of the mag
…………………………………………………………………...............?????
I’m sorry, I had a set-up for you, must’ve seen your face and bounced
Cash last dropped a verse in 2016, I don’t think he has plenty
But I’m sure he could write some new dope lines by Round 2…. 2020
Ya girl needs a real man, and I’ll split in her half, no doubt
I’ll leave her pussy looking like all your lines… ridiculously stretched out

Cashius · 01-28-2018, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ender

Sure, sounds like fun.

The newb tourney, eh?
But you've been writing for years...This shit is fucking sadness
...And it's not JUST because you're a vet, but because you signed in like such a faggot
You write man poems. While I have shooters that'll have you bleeding, got it?
I snap my fingers...you die. You snap your fingers when a faggot reads a sonnet
Your girl got that floppy pussy. It's probably full of disease and viruses
That bird box hangs maaaad low but I would never put seed inside of it
I'll take a fist to the taint if he EVER takes a bitch on a date
I mean...the waist, the zits on the face...He couldn't get raped at Michigan State
I read his old shit, Orc. This guy isn't average...don't lie to me, faggot
From what I've seen you ascend, but I'll be the one who's climbing the bracket

Barcotic · 01-29-2018, 10:45 AM

not feeling any of ender's verse tbph. closer played was af, the no setup punch missed huge & the other 3 were just weak concepts

vs

snap your fingers
bird box

v/cash

Schadenfreude · 01-29-2018, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ender

I’m the King and I’ve made NC my Kingdom, understand
While you got the IT factor… because you’re the worst in the ‘Land
Huh? How does It relate to land? Maybe I.T/LAN?
I never leave the casino when I’m winning, and I never lose fag
So when I say ‘Cashius out’ I’m just giving you a preview of the mag
Good excution, but super played concept
…………………………………………………………………...............?????
I’m sorry, I had a set-up for you, must’ve seen your face and bounced
No, just no. Not at all clever or funny
Cash last dropped a verse in 2016, I don’t think he has plenty
But I’m sure he could write some new dope lines by Round 2…. 2020
Nope
Ya girl needs a real man, and I’ll split in her half, no doubt
I’ll leave her pussy looking like all your lines… ridiculously stretched out
Relevant personal, but weak execution

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cashius

But you've been writing for years...This shit is fucking sadness
...And it's not JUST because you're a vet, but because you signed in like such a faggot
Too straight forward
You write man poems. While I have shooters that'll have you bleeding, got it?
I snap my fingers...you die. You snap your fingers when a faggot reads a sonnet
Lol DOPE
Your girl got that floppy pussy. It's probably full of disease and viruses
That bird box hangs maaaad low but I would never put seed inside of it
Decent
I'll take a fist to the taint if he EVER takes a bitch on a date
I mean...the waist, the zits on the face...He couldn't get raped at Michigan State
Just OK
I read his old shit, Orc. This guy isn't average...don't lie to me, faggot
From what I've seen you ascend, but I'll be the one who's climbing the bracket
Decent

VOTE CASHIUS that 'sonnet' bar killed it, Ender you have to use clearer wording & more creative & original concepts.

Saint · 01-30-2018, 01:49 PM

sonnets, bird box

ender must have been rushed I didnt feel a thing here. that seen face & bounced line was wtf.

vote cashius

Orc · 01-31-2018, 12:50 PM

Up

Amen · 01-31-2018, 04:20 PM

NOTHING

vs

Sonnet and Bird Box were tough.

v/Cash

Destroyer · 01-31-2018, 04:53 PM

Cashius got this
Lmao
Wtf was that ....................... shit?
No, just no. No. No.
Sonnet was hilarious. I also dug Michigan state

V/cashius

ill nik-A · 02-02-2018, 05:41 AM

The sonnet line was fucking hilarious Jesus. The rest was ok. Ender needs a lot of work. I didn’t see anything connect

I got cash

Flow · 02-02-2018, 05:45 AM

Ender has his closer. If i had to give one. Cash won by his second bar.

Vote cash

WRATH · 02-02-2018, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ender

Went 10 instead.

I’m the King and I’ve made NC my Kingdom, understand
While you got the IT factor… because you’re the worst in the ‘Land

Nah

I never leave the casino when I’m winning, and I never lose fag
So when I say ‘Cashius out’ I’m just giving you a preview of the mag

Okay
…………………………………………………………………...............?????
I’m sorry, I had a set-up for you, must’ve seen your face and bounced

Kill yourself

Cash last dropped a verse in 2016, I don’t think he has plenty
But I’m sure he could write some new dope lines by Round 2…. 2020

Nah

Ya girl needs a real man, and I’ll split in her half, no doubt
I’ll leave her pussy looking like all your lines… ridiculously stretched out

Light

The newb tourney, eh?fat wife
But you've been writing for years...This shit is fucking sadness
...And it's not JUST because you're a vet, but because you signed in like such a faggot

Lol ok

You write man poems. While I have shooters that'll have you bleeding, got it?
I snap my fingers...you die. You snap your fingers when a faggot reads a sonnetfat wife

Funny

Your girl got that floppy pussy. It's probably full of disease and viruses
That bird box hangs maaaad low but I would never put seed inside of it

Good

I'll take a fist to the taint if he EVER takes a bitch on a datefat wife
I mean...the waist, the zits on the face...He couldn't get raped at Michigan State

Nice

I read his old shit, Orc. This guy isn't average...don't lie to me, faggot
From what I've seen you ascend, but I'll be the one who's climbing the bracket

Ehh it doesnt matter

V cash

01-23-2018, 11:47 AM	#1
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	Cashius vs Ender - CASHIUS WINS THE WINTER CLASSIC The Premier Text Battling Tournament Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Sunday, Voting ends Thursday, Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are normally 24 hours (unless requested otherwise, that is), can be no longer than 48 hours and have to be granted by your opponent. Line Limit: Min. = 10 lines Max. = 24 lines The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines General Rules: 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. Feeding = DQ. Recycling = DQ. Biting = DQ. No freeposting, swaying or bitching. Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced. Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount. @Cashius @Ender

01-30-2018, 01:49 PM	#9
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,183 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535864	sonnets, bird box ender must have been rushed I didnt feel a thing here. that seen face & bounced line was wtf. vote cashius __________________

02-02-2018, 05:41 AM	#13
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,407 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	The sonnet line was fucking hilarious Jesus. The rest was ok. Ender needs a lot of work. I didn’t see anything connect I got cash __________________ Grumpy old man.

01-23-2018, 04:48 PM	#2
Ender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 118 Battle Record: 5-12 Rep Power: 247408	Check. 12 lines?

01-25-2018, 11:23 AM	#3
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	@Cashius has until tomorrow to check in or he will be replaced

01-25-2018, 03:03 PM	#4
Cashius I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,555 Battle Record: 77-13 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - The Quick & The Dead II - BA Swag & Flow Tournament - 1-2 Season 3 - NBL Season 6 - The Elements - Fall Brawl II - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Season 9 - Summer Classic VII - 50+ Wins - The Winter Classic - Tag Team Tourney -1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20257520	I'm here.

01-27-2018, 12:03 PM	#5
Ender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 118 Battle Record: 5-12 Rep Power: 247408	Went 10 instead. I’m the King and I’ve made NC my Kingdom, understand While you got the IT factor… because you’re the worst in the ‘Land I never leave the casino when I’m winning, and I never lose fag So when I say ‘Cashius out’ I’m just giving you a preview of the mag …………………………………………………………………...............????? I’m sorry, I had a set-up for you, must’ve seen your face and bounced Cash last dropped a verse in 2016, I don’t think he has plenty But I’m sure he could write some new dope lines by Round 2…. 2020 Ya girl needs a real man, and I’ll split in her half, no doubt I’ll leave her pussy looking like all your lines… ridiculously stretched out

01-29-2018, 10:45 AM	#7
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,493 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	not feeling any of ender's verse tbph. closer played was af, the no setup punch missed huge & the other 3 were just weak concepts vs snap your fingers bird box v/cash

01-31-2018, 12:50 PM	#10
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	Up

01-31-2018, 04:20 PM	#11
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	NOTHING vs Sonnet and Bird Box were tough. v/Cash

02-02-2018, 05:45 AM	#14
Flow Upset Champion Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: West Mids Posts: 3,861 Battle Record: 57-49 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Rookie Tourney - 1-2 Punch League (x2) - Pandemonium Cypher - 1-2 Punch league Season 9 Rep Power: 24894578	Ender has his closer. If i had to give one. Cash won by his second bar. Vote cash