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Blue Bayou vs Joe Boston[OPEN]
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@Blue Bayou vs @Joe Boston Last edited by Inno; 06-28-2019 at 10:36 PM. |
06-20-2019, 10:28 PM | #2 |
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We can square off or get your mans bring one after another
Bet their all pussy, you’ll tell me Mahomes ain’t showing his face like it was ripped off a Madden 20 cover My goons burn through rubbers plowing ur bitch in the ass we strip her for all her pride Time you come home and asked for Bukkake we took turns cumming in her face and took the whip for a joyride Blade will slide into his jugular easy I’ll laugh as I feel no regret Have bullets from the four signing, you’d think he was surrounded by the barbershop quartet Better yet I’ll dismember his arms n legs, all steel hammer to crush his phalanges Protect his wife if I Hiram Walker to the exit, I’ll have both their brains leaking out darker than blackberry brandy Everyone knows how dangerous Joe can be, don’t approach when the firearms equipped Catch you while you’re sleeping the barrel will be under your nose like a breathe right nasal strip Talk with loose lips I’ll slap ya, could give a fuck about your stature Crack your Jawbone with so much force the steps you take before you fall could break a calorie tracker You’re a known slacker, broke as fuck and not a provider You live such an emotional roller coaster now you’re too overweight to fit in a one person single rider Have your moms and sister as an appetizer u know later me n wifey getting wild Whenever I’m at your house I deliver the goods, no wonder she tells your kid that he’s the mailman’s child |
06-28-2019, 09:53 PM | #5 |
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Joe Boston?!! Who?!
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128070 oh yeahhhhhhh the 200 loss loser that has always lacked respect you’re the ‘douchebags embarrassed’ & whose girl refers to him that way after sex sawed-off bigger than Ortiz so there’s mad distortion when i bang clips buckshots. when he hears a Big Papi’s not gunna end up as fortunate as David if this guy keeps chirping i’ma hit em til his eyes be squirting make’em swallow the barrel – that’s a bigger Bust in Boston then Kyrie Irving ^^now those are fresh Boston lines. u’ve lost ya mind thinkin you can drop me dude squad hit yaaa we cock these tools. ‘end ya set’ w/a Tommy & some Drums like we Mötley Crüe we’ve squared off a lot a times in the past & i always dropped lines that dazzled i liked our second best...but regardless you’ve been that every time we’ve battled & ya you fuck your girl but she’s always left sad and in tears.. serious, if she’s askin for mojo it’s cuz she hasn’t ‘felt the magic’ in years stud shooter. i pump rugers point blank & when they uncork ya headless blood all over my mink - Deferral be Read like a judge sayin court’s suspended you’re gettin’ murdered pussy it’s time you learned i was born for clippin first shot don’t kill you, i’ll give you the whole clip like a paid for porn subscription Last edited by Blue Bayou; 06-28-2019 at 10:00 PM. |
06-28-2019, 11:02 PM | #6 |
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We can square off or get your mans bring one after another Bet their all pussy, you’ll tell me Mahomes ain’t showing his face like it was ripped off a Madden 20 cover This was cool. My goons burn through rubbers plowing ur bitch in the ass we strip her for all her pride Time you come home and asked for Bukkake we took turns cumming in her face and took the whip for a joyride lmao, this was nice. Blade will slide into his jugular easy I’ll laugh as I feel no regret Have bullets from the four signing, you’d think he was surrounded by the barbershop quartet This was dope. Better yet I’ll dismember his arms n legs, all steel hammer to crush his phalanges Protect his wife if I Hiram Walker to the exit, I’ll have both their brains leaking out darker than blackberry brandy This was cool. Everyone knows how dangerous Joe can be, don’t approach when the firearms equipped Catch you while you’re sleeping the barrel will be under your nose like a breathe right nasal strip This was cool. Talk with loose lips I’ll slap ya, could give a fuck about your stature Crack your Jawbone with so much force the steps you take before you fall could break a calorie tracker lmao, this was nice. You’re a known slacker, broke as fuck and not a provider You live such an emotional roller coaster now you’re too overweight to fit in a one person single rider This was cool. Have your moms and sister as an appetizer u know later me n wifey getting wild Whenever I’m at your house I deliver the goods, no wonder she tells your kid that he’s the mailman’s child This was dope. Blue Bayou - oh yeahhhhhhh the 200 loss loser that has always lacked respect you’re the ‘douchebags embarrassed’ & whose girl refers to him that way after sex This was okay. sawed-off bigger than Ortiz so there’s mad distortion when i bang clips buckshots. when he hears a Big Papi’s not gunna end up as fortunate as David This was okay, as-well. It was a cool shot. if this guy keeps chirping i’ma hit em til his eyes be squirting make’em swallow the barrel – that’s a bigger Bust in Boston then Kyrie Irving lmao, this was cool. ^^now those are fresh Boston lines. u’ve lost ya mind thinkin you can drop me dude squad hit yaaa we cock these tools. ‘end ya set’ w/a Tommy & some Drums like we Mötley Crüe This was cool. we’ve squared off a lot a times in the past & i always dropped lines that dazzled i liked our second best...but regardless you’ve been that every time we’ve battled This was cool. & ya you fuck your girl but she’s always left sad and in tears.. serious, if she’s askin for mojo it’s cuz she hasn’t ‘felt the magic’ in years This was cool. stud shooter. i pump rugers point blank & when they uncork ya headless blood all over my mink - Deferral be Read like a judge sayin court’s suspended This was dope. you’re gettin’ murdered pussy it’s time you learned i was born for clippin first shot don’t kill you, i’ll give you the whole clip like a paid for porn subscription lmao, this was cool. Overall - Dope battle, good verses from both. I have Blue Bayou winning; both did really well; nice one. |
06-29-2019, 03:46 AM | #7 |
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I got blue for the kyrie Irving- porn subscription. All that.
Joe I feel like you had the concepts but couldnt get the power you needed out of them for the most part. If it wasn't against this drop you might have had a better chance. The brandy line for instance was pretty decent. But you would've had to pack in more punches to compete here. The closer was kind of decent too. Not horrible just not gonna get my vote here sorry Vote - Blue Bayou
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06-29-2019, 09:01 AM | #8 |
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We can square off or get your mans bring one after another
Bet their all pussy, you’ll tell me Mahomes ain’t showing his face like it was ripped off a Madden 20 cover dope opener My goons burn through rubbers plowing ur bitch in the ass we strip her for all her pride Time you come home and asked for Bukkake we took turns cumming in her face and took the whip for a joyride is this supposed to be boo car key? nawwww. the overall wording is well executed, but I just cant down with that wp Blade will slide into his jugular easy I’ll laugh as I feel no regret Have bullets from the four signing, you’d think he was surrounded by the barbershop quartet this is alright but I feel like i've witnessed a few singing bars, especially from live battles. I wish this had a bit more of an original spin to it Better yet I’ll dismember his arms n legs, all steel hammer to crush his phalanges Protect his wife if I Hiram Walker to the exit, I’ll have both their brains leaking out darker than blackberry brandy this is ok. it would've been dope but hiram is pronounced "Hi-rum", not "hear 'em" Everyone knows how dangerous Joe can be, don’t approach when the firearms equipped Catch you while you’re sleeping the barrel will be under your nose like a breathe right nasal strip solid. I can nitpick about the logistics of this, but it's decent Talk with loose lips I’ll slap ya, could give a fuck about your stature Crack your Jawbone with so much force the steps you take before you fall could break a calorie tracker A bit straightforward, but overall I thought this was good You’re a known slacker, broke as fuck and not a provider You live such an emotional roller coaster now you’re too overweight to fit in a one person single rider Solid, but something feels like it's missing Have your moms and sister as an appetizer u know later me n wifey getting wild Whenever I’m at your house I deliver the goods, no wonder she tells your kid that he’s the mailman’s child solid closer, no real complaints but maybe the wording toward the end could've resonated more oh yeahhhhhhh the 200 loss loser that has always lacked respect you’re the ‘douchebags embarrassed’ & whose girl refers to him that way after sex eh wording on the actual wp seems a little bit wonky but overall it's a solid opener sawed-off bigger than Ortiz so there’s mad distortion when i bang clips buckshots. when he hears a Big Papi’s not gunna end up as fortunate as David this is dope, no complaints if this guy keeps chirping i’ma hit em til his eyes be squirting make’em swallow the barrel – that’s a bigger Bust in Boston then Kyrie Irving this comes up a bit shy of being a haymaker in my eyes, but still good ^^now those are fresh Boston lines. u’ve lost ya mind thinkin you can drop me dude squad hit yaaa we cock these tools. ‘end ya set’ w/a Tommy & some Drums like we Mötley Crüe eh, the bar itself would be fire if it were fresh but I've seen enough tommy & drum lines. The motley crue aspect of it is a fresh flip so it's cool, but the core of it is a bit played. we’ve squared off a lot a times in the past & i always dropped lines that dazzled i liked our second best...but regardless you’ve been that every time we’ve battled dope & ya you fuck your girl but she’s always left sad and in tears.. serious, if she’s askin for mojo it’s cuz she hasn’t ‘felt the magic’ in years fire stud shooter. i pump rugers point blank & when they uncork ya headless blood all over my mink - Deferral be Read like a judge sayin court’s suspended bar is solid, wp is just barely passable, but something didn't quite land for me you’re gettin’ murdered pussy it’s time you learned i was born for clippin first shot don’t kill you, i’ll give you the whole clip like a paid for porn subscription eh its ok. you know clip bars aren't fresh. Even if you kept this in your verse, I wish you would've closed with the mojo bar instead overall this is a dope showing from both sides. I've only read 3 of the battles so far, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's my favorite of the round. Joe's verse was dope, but there were a few really small things I saw in some of his bars that made the difference between being good vs. great. Blue had a couple bars that were worded really well & fresh flips, but they were still based on old concepts at the foundation. That being said, I think he had more haymakers that really landed with me. I'm not really sure what I've got for botb, I liked mahomes, mojo, and the big papi bars equally. overall v/ blue bayou |
06-29-2019, 09:41 AM | #9 |
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We can square off or get your mans bring one after another Bet their all pussy, you’ll tell me Mahomes ain’t showing his face like it was ripped off a Madden 20 cover almost My goons burn through rubbers plowing ur bitch in the ass we strip her for all her pride Time you come home and asked for Bukkake we took turns cumming in her face and took the whip for a joyride lol this was good... setup could've included something about him being confident in his girl Blade will slide into his jugular easy I’ll laugh as I feel no regret Have bullets from the four signing, you’d think he was surrounded by the barbershop quartet nice Better yet I’ll dismember his arms n legs, all steel hammer to crush his phalanges Protect his wife if I Hiram Walker to the exit, I’ll have both their brains leaking out darker than blackberry brandy almost Everyone knows how dangerous Joe can be, don’t approach when the firearms equipped Catch you while you’re sleeping the barrel will be under your nose like a breathe right nasal strip a simple simile.. ok Talk with loose lips I’ll slap ya, could give a fuck about your stature Crack your Jawbone with so much force the steps you take before you fall could break a calorie tracker almost You’re a known slacker, broke as fuck and not a provider You live such an emotional roller coaster now you’re too overweight to fit in a one person single rider no Have your moms and sister as an appetizer u know later me n wifey getting wild Whenever I’m at your house I deliver the goods, no wonder she tells your kid that he’s the mailman’s child lol whatever BB: oh yeahhhhhhh the 200 loss loser that has always lacked respect you’re the ‘douchebags embarrassed’ & whose girl refers to him that way after sex almost lol sawed-off bigger than Ortiz so there’s mad distortion when i bang clips buckshots. when he hears a Big Papi’s not gunna end up as fortunate as David predictable if this guy keeps chirping i’ma hit em til his eyes be squirting make’em swallow the barrel – that’s a bigger Bust in Boston then Kyrie Irving cool ^^now those are fresh Boston lines. u’ve lost ya mind thinkin you can drop me dude squad hit yaaa we cock these tools. ‘end ya set’ w/a Tommy & some Drums like we Mötley Crüe fire we’ve squared off a lot a times in the past & i always dropped lines that dazzled i liked our second best...but regardless you’ve been that every time we’ve battled coolish & ya you fuck your girl but she’s always left sad and in tears.. serious, if she’s askin for mojo it’s cuz she hasn’t ‘felt the magic’ in years haha stud shooter. i pump rugers point blank & when they uncork ya headless blood all over my mink - Deferral be Read like a judge sayin court’s suspended nah.. couldve done more with the wp you’re gettin’ murdered pussy it’s time you learned i was born for clippin first shot don’t kill you, i’ll give you the whole clip like a paid for porn subscription lol we know you have a subscription Bayou was more consistent here and had more lines I liked. Good battle though. V/ Blue
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06-30-2019, 09:26 PM | #10 |
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Vs Big Papi, Motley Crew, second best Just wasn’t feeling much from Joe. Maybe try to be more concise with your concepts. Felt like to took a whole lot of words to not say much. Everything in Blue’s verse was at least ok. I quoted the standouts. Just on a different level here. Vote-Blue |
06-30-2019, 09:46 PM | #11 |
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Joe had an ok verse. cool concepts w/ rushed wording or overwriting at times. Blue had at least 2 of the better hits w/ Motley & Big Papi - Mojo was ok, second best was coo
V Blue, better technical verse |
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