Shadow Boxing Battle #6 - CLOSED

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Battler 1


you'll get wrecked from the jump and left with a lump//
I'm testing this chump.. looking like something I'd snack on for breakfast-or-lunch//
.. I'll punch you in the gut and make your intestines-combust//
and cut you into sections for an-adrenaline-rush//
.. I'm "dead-as-fuck", like having sex with dead infectious-sluts//
that I will shread you up into peices and "blend-your-nuts"//
who'd defend this punk? he's soft.. he never wanted to battle//
he threw in the flag quick.. like gang affiliates-in-seattle//(.. lol, gang members in d.c area who live near, "the white house")
Im ready for war and dressed in my camou..
throw a grenade if I have to, and watch the shrapnel stick to your skin-like-tattoos//
.. bullets'll hit you when I lift up my pistol//
.. leave you with so many holes, the air you breathe gon' make your body-whistle//











Battler 2



Don’t got it in u to be mean; Ya loser DNA says it all
Tryna keep this L on the DL - Ain’t nuthin’ Bad boutcha but ya Cholesterol
I’m winnin’ Easy and the truth might sound cruel
I’ll literally leave here & he’ll STILL take 2nd after the Bounce like a Ground Rule
I’m finna stun ya melon if you wanna act raw
Nigga you’ll hear a Steve Austin entrance when I shatter that Glass jaw
You gettin’ Fists, Kicks, Knees, damn the arsenal’s long
Plus I’m surgical with the bows: Tommy John...
Drive By and as the spark creeps,
Nigga get Rolled Up on quicka than Barc’s sleeve during Shark Week
Yes I’m disrespectin’ this prick,
you’ll be a Sneaker Head as I put ya face to the curb & give u a Collection of kicks

[Bomb Bard]

/(.. lol, gang members in d.c area who live near, "the white house")


Vs


I’m winnin’ Easy and the truth might sound cruel
I’ll literally leave here & he’ll STILL take 2nd after the Bounce like a Ground Rule
I’m finna stun ya melon if you wanna act raw
Nigga you’ll hear a Steve Austin entrance when I shatter that Glass jaw
Yes I’m disrespectin’ this prick,
you’ll be a Sneaker Head as I put ya face to the curb & give u a Collection of kicks


Battler 1 had nothing.... the expo was LOLs. Battler two was cool nothing crazy but easy win

[Sharp]

Yo, I don't know who battler #1 is, but they dropped HEAT

Okay I'm not just gonna spam. Editing my vote in





you'll get wrecked from the jump and left with a lump//
I'm testing this chump.. looking like something I'd snack on for breakfast-or-lunch//
this is light. Dr Seuss rhyme scheme is about all you got going on
.. I'll punch you in the gut and make your intestines-combust//
and cut you into sections for an-adrenaline-rush//
.. I'm "dead-as-fuck", like having sex with dead infectious-sluts//
that I will shread you up into peices and "blend-your-nuts"//
again, rhyming, but its flow isn't as good as the opener. There an attempt at wordplay with 'dead as fuck' but it barely makes sense.
who'd defend this punk? he's soft.. he never wanted to battle//
he threw in the flag quick.. like gang affiliates-in-seattle//(.. lol, gang members in d.c area who live near, "the white house")
threw in the flag/protests is a solid idea but execution is so off... Also, Seattle and DC are on separate sides of thr country so something is waaaay off here
Im ready for war and dressed in my camou..
throw a grenade if I have to, and watch the shrapnel stick to your skin-like-tattoos//
'ca-moo'? I've never heard anyone say that. The stick to skin/tattoo is another cool idea that is butchered in execution
.. bullets'll hit you when I lift up my pistol//
.. leave you with so many holes, the air you breathe gon' make your body-whistle//
probably your best lines... Bar... I don't even know anymore.







Don’t got it in u to be mean; Ya loser DNA says it all
Tryna keep this L on the DL - Ain’t nuthin’ Bad boutcha but ya Cholesterol
okay
I’m winnin’ Easy and the truth might sound cruel
I’ll literally leave here & he’ll STILL take 2nd after the Bounce like a Ground Rule
fire
I’m finna stun ya melon if you wanna act raw
Nigga you’ll hear a Steve Austin entrance when I shatter that Glass jaw
cool
You gettin’ Fists, Kicks, Knees, damn the arsenal’s long
Plus I’m surgical with the bows: Tommy John...
okay
Drive By and as the spark creeps,
Nigga get Rolled Up on quicka than Barc’s sleeve during Shark Week
humor carries this for me
Yes I’m disrespectin’ this prick,
you’ll be a Sneaker Head as I put ya face to the curb & give u a Collection of kicks
solid


V/2 with harder hits, fewer misses, basic geography

[Answer]

you'll get wrecked from the jump and left with a lump//
I'm testing this chump.. looking like something I'd snack on for breakfast-or-lunch//

nah, and the way "snack" has evolved as a modern day slang word, it makes it seem like you want to fuck him

.. I'll punch you in the gut and make your intestines-combust//
and cut you into sections for an-adrenaline-rush//
.. I'm "dead-as-fuck", like having sex with dead infectious-sluts//
that I will shread you up into peices and "blend-your-nuts"//

the only punch here really is the dead as fuck idea which is weirdly placed in the 3rd line, so I just quoted all this together as mostly filler and a slightly below average bar

who'd defend this punk? he's soft.. he never wanted to battle//
he threw in the flag quick.. like gang affiliates-in-seattle//(.. lol, gang members in d.c area who live near, "the white house")

nah

Im ready for war and dressed in my camou..
throw a grenade if I have to, and watch the shrapnel stick to your skin-like-tattoos//

nah

.. bullets'll hit you when I lift up my pistol//
.. leave you with so many holes, the air you breathe gon' make your body-whistle//

nah

whole verse reads like sinacog trying to disguise himself as black


Battler 2

Don’t got it in u to be mean; Ya loser DNA says it all
Tryna keep this L on the DL - Ain’t nuthin’ Bad boutcha but ya Cholesterol

wasnt feeling the opener

I’m winnin’ Easy and the truth might sound cruel
I’ll literally leave here & he’ll STILL take 2nd after the Bounce like a Ground Rule

dope concept, a little shaky but solid bar

I’m finna stun ya melon if you wanna act raw
Nigga you’ll hear a Steve Austin entrance when I shatter that Glass jaw

i like the idea but its missing something

You gettin’ Fists, Kicks, Knees, damn the arsenal’s long
Plus I’m surgical with the bows: Tommy John...

nah

Drive By and as the spark creeps,
Nigga get Rolled Up on quicka than Barc’s sleeve during Shark Week

this was funny, probably lotb

Yes I’m disrespectin’ this prick,
you’ll be a Sneaker Head as I put ya face to the curb & give u a Collection of kicks

eh the executions kind of a miss


v/ battler 2 for obvious reasons

[corleone]

great battle.. I dont agree with either vote but thats just my opinion.

[evaD]

Damn this close. Shark week was fire and LOTB. will edit my decision in later

[Blue Bayou]

Can't stand by and watch battler 1 get robbed like this any longer

Hottest 12 I've seen in 18 years

Vote Battler 1 obv.

[UPN Zuch]

Shark week line was comedy

Vote battler 2


Battler 1 was the worst verse I’ve ever seen

[BOOM]

Barc’s sleeve in Shark Week was a dope multi

prob Barc himself showing his self awareness and throwing us off the scent is my guess


Vote - Battler 2

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who'd defend this punk? he's soft.. he never wanted to battle//
he threw in the flag quick.. like gang affiliates-in-seattle//(.. lol, gang members in d.c area who live near, "the white house")

vs


I’m finna stun ya melon if you wanna act raw
Nigga you’ll hear a Steve Austin entrance when I shatter that Glass jaw
Drive By and as the spark creeps,
Nigga get Rolled Up on quicka than Barc’s sleeve during Shark Week

First battler has nice flow and style that would be possibly more suited for a swag&flow type platform but in a battle its the punchlines that counts. Battler 2 had punchlines.
Vote - 2

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I’m going to have to roll with Battler 2 in this 1