FINALS Roast

[Sharp]

Don't know dude's name, but he's a friend of Knuck on facebook and there is currently a warrant for his arrest

You know what to do

Max: 12 lines
Due: Thursday, September 24th

Must vote on finals match to be considered for the win.

FYI, playoff round 1 roast will be decided by UserName. Results in this weekend's FINAL mag

@Adverse @Vulgar @Wanderer @Resin M-I-C @Zuchiefiasco @evaD @UserName @Destroyer @Hush @FGR @Bomb Bard @Mac @anyone else as long as you vote

[Wanderer]

Who won the last roast?

Edit - I just read sharp’s post properly

[Barcotic]

Fist to cheek...blood you losing aside, it's favored
I'm doing ur eye a favor, you look like a drug abusing Urijah Faber
Clip on da strap expands, ima have to stand back n blast it
Have you capped in fantastic fashion for having Captain Fantastic fashion
So weed is a gateway drug and I should be scared of the shit in kush?
You did go from skateboarding sessions to preparing heroin in a bush
Except you aint a pro skater. You're a failure, and not paid ..
Last time you landed a trick, you took her to a trailer and caught aids
You were definitely that kid glued to his couch w. some lice
Looking like the teeth on your comb asked the ones in ya mouth for advice
Here's to you and learning to live w. bad decisions
Enjoy your last little bender.. you'll be considered that in prison

[Blue Bayou]

Nice showing Res

[UPN Zuch]

Lol that was dope @Barcotic

[Resin M-I-C]

ayy
u motherfuckin mongoloid.. i’m ending this bitch..
how u gon give me a Jaws line longer than the one in ‘76.
cover ur face.. your ugly is hurting me..
u must be a Prowlers legend.. cuz Evermandibles describes u PERFECTLY.
ya mom? as a baby she shoulda Punted this clown..
it’s 4th and 21.. ur chromosomes says it’s a Turnover on Downs.
u a homo, a queer, a faggot.. ima disrespect that
you’ve taken the D on the side so much u got it as a neck tatt
mac 10’s, it’s gonna be rings for this coward
he’ll leave rings too.. of dirty crust on ur tub afta taking a shower
nasty ass teeth.. u must be chewin glass & pills son
that Decay creating such seperation it can catch a tuddy from Russell Wilson

[Barcotic]

Preciate that @Blue Bayou @Zuchiefiasco

Turnover on Downs & DK both fire @Resin M-I-C

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C

ayy
u motherfuckin mongoloid.. i’m ending this bitch..
how u gon give me a Jaws line longer than the one in ‘76.
cover ur face.. your ugly is hurting me..
u must be a Prowlers legend.. cuz Evermandibles describes u PERFECTLY.
ya mom? as a baby she shoulda Punted this clown..
it’s 4th and 21.. ur chromosomes says it’s a Turnover on Downs.
u a homo, a queer, a faggot.. ima disrespect that
you’ve taken the D on the side so much u got it as a neck tatt
mac 10’s, it’s gonna be rings for this coward
he’ll leave rings too.. of dirty crust on ur tub afta taking a shower
nasty ass teeth.. u must be chewin glass & pills son
that Decay creating such seperation it can catch a tuddy from Russell Wilson

It’s obvious you wrote this at halftime of the game last night. Good shit.

[Vulgar]

Frankly, dude is low energy & a slouch
tried to protest but his teeth turned black & committed anarchy in his mouth
C'mon Beavis. u think you're really dope but you can't rap
Is that a tattoo of a tennis racket on ur neck? we rly hope it's a bear trap
Antifa better clear out cuz this water boy's got the virus. A godless fiend.
lookin like Strikta dressed up as a pirate for Halloween
On Alabama backroads, they just call him Drawlin' Wallace Dirk
but everywhere else in America they see his disgusting grin & call him Dirt
Beat u down for anarchist tendencies. Stop pleadin w/ the Feds, Blake
Since u wanna be a Republican so bad I'll leave ya in a Red State
A true medley of cultures.. as a battlefield re-enactor, ur the rangiest soldier
but why the fuck do u have North Korean eyes, a Wuhan nose & Iranian molars?

[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by Barcotic

Except you aint a pro skater. You're a failure, and not paid ..
Last time you landed a trick, you took her to a trailer and caught aids
You were definitely that kid glued to his couch w. some lice
Looking like the teeth on your comb asked the ones in ya mouth for advice

lol

Originally Posted by Resin M-I-C

ya mom? as a baby she shoulda Punted this clown..
it’s 4th and 21.. ur chromosomes says it’s a Turnover on Downs.
u a homo, a queer, a faggot.. ima disrespect that
you’ve taken the D on the side so much u got it as a neck tatt

lol

[Adverse]

Man what a fucking mug, now that’s a sight to feel sick with
That CGI is terrific they made Bojack Horseman look hyper realistic
Look at me now look at yourself...man the difference is grand
Honestly you couldn’t walk in my shoes, though u look like you livin in Vans
Can’t tell if you’re homophobic or just straight gay which is it?
Swagnificent? Dude’s out here looking like fucking Gangstalicious
Your genealogy must be messed up...Sister Cousin and Uncle Dad
There’s literally less acceptance for you in society than that rebel flag
I don’t know who’d fuck this kid but I’m sure he’s made some munchkins
I can’t see the neck tat but it definitely says you ain’t paying child support this month again

[Sharp]

you sad little bitch

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by League Rules

[*]Tags in battle threads will be treated as freeposting. For freeposting, 1 warning, then a season ban.

Carry on

[Sharp]

Extending the deadline til tonight on the off chance that anyone was going to post yesterday evening.

[Elfo]

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[Blue Bayou]

I'm just gunna drop 3 for some fun



Guy you aint a pro skater. You're a failure, and not paid ..
Last time you landed a trick, you took her to a trailer and caught aids
You were definitely that kid glued to his couch w. some lice
Looking like the teeth on your comb asked the ones in ya mouth for advice
You got a ton of time to regret every single bad decision
So enjoy this little bender.. you'll be considered that in prison

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

I'm just gunna drop 3 for some fun



Guy you aint a pro skater. You're a failure, and not paid ..
Last time you landed a trick, you took her to a trailer and caught aids
You were definitely that kid glued to his couch w. some lice
Looking like the teeth on your comb asked the ones in ya mouth for advice
You got a ton of time to regret every single bad decision
So enjoy this little bender.. you'll be considered that in prison

Little bender is wild wow


Dude you’re the shit.

Take all my rep

[El Muffin]

Bout to key something up for old times sake . What’s the limit ? Hold up

Let’s see. Garish teeth -plus he’s slow as molasses
Fuck a warrant for his arrest - there’s absolutely NO warrant for this being shown to the masses
Typical meth head . Combination of vacant & feral
Bro got the 5 o’clock shadow but by 6 he’ll be having full blown conversations w/ several
W/ those teeth ?No hope w/ hoes . In the end it’s retarded
That’s an edible arrangement that no one askEd for :( but I bet he still sends em regardless
I bet you 5$.. in his mind he’s handsome
But I haven’t seen a Plaque Build-up like THAT since T.O cried to get enshrined in Canton
Red cherries on an escort . Nigga I live the trifest life
If you see Red cherries on an Escort you just making sure ur mobile home arrives on site
Fkn grill violating social Distancing so I’m calling yu out
& if you feel froggy then Leap bitch - shit, ur teeth already playing leap frog in ya mouth

[Sharp]

Winner will be decided/announced after finals is decided.