09-07-2020, 11:12 PM | #1 |
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09-08-2020, 03:46 PM | #2 |
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09-08-2020, 03:55 PM | #3 |
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09-08-2020, 04:48 PM | #4 |
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09-08-2020, 08:49 PM | #5 |
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That’s a lot of mass, and those are some ruthless paws Women gravitate towards you, everything does, that’s Newton’s Law Christ you’re large, straight out the cattle sector You’re hovering just above 500, and I’m not talking bout your battle record I’m not gonna go easy on you, it’s a FACT I’m the flyest I’m going straight for the neck, and thanks to those beads I might actually find it You’re a big red planet, I don’t mean to disturb the plot Elon said we’ll land on Mars in 10 years, and it looks like he finally reserved the spot For you this is lose/lose, must be your first time on a booze cruise First lime, first cranberry, probably first time touching anything in that food group Looking like the brother of Sam Tarly, his cousin at most That polo homemade, last time I checked Ralph doesn’t make cloaks |
09-10-2020, 09:04 AM | #6 |
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Let’s start with the obvious, fat jokes aren’t amazing to write Not when that nose has SNORTED more weight than I've gained in my life That nose being big is no opinion, we can make it a fact I mean, this guy pays extra for vaulted ceilings just to lay on his back It’s ridiculous, and it can suck air from men in such fashion... That one sneeze on an airplane, and every mask descends in the cabin But Zuch’s crafty, this pandemic won’t stop him y’all His Covid test is the dipstick from a Honda and a bag of cotton balls Those sinuses gotta leave scientists stunned in amazement One use of a Neti Pot and his nasal drip’s flooding the basement And while that nose is HUGE... We’ve all clowned it previously One walk across a bridge that size, and I’d drop 50 pounds immediately Hi Jamie
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09-10-2020, 05:42 PM | #7 |
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Dam this was fire
Thank you both Every line was cookin Zuch seemed effortless . Above 500 worked well. Booze cruise was just worded so smooth User killed every line damn near . The weight line parried a lot . Vaulted ceiling was crazy . Covid test was best line of the season V user
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09-11-2020, 03:08 AM | #8 |
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That’s a lot of mass, and those are some ruthless paws
Women gravitate towards you, everything does, that’s Newton’s Law Damn, fire flip on this Christ you’re large, straight out the cattle sector You’re hovering just above 500, and I’m not talking bout your battle record Lol I’m not gonna go easy on you, it’s a FACT I’m the flyest I’m going straight for the neck, and thanks to those beads I might actually find it Dope You’re a big red planet, I don’t mean to disturb the plot Elon said we’ll land on Mars in 10 years, and it looks like he finally reserved the spot Cool For you this is lose/lose, must be your first time on a booze cruise First lime, first cranberry, probably first time touching anything in that food group Nice Looking like the brother of Sam Tarly, his cousin at most That polo homemade, last time I checked Ralph doesn’t make cloaks Ok Let’s start with the obvious, fat jokes aren’t amazing to write Not when that nose has SNORTED more weight than I've gained in my life Nice That nose being big is no opinion, we can make it a fact I mean, this guy pays extra for vaulted ceilings just to lay on his back Haha nice It’s ridiculous, and it can suck air from men in such fashion... That one sneeze on an airplane, and every mask descends in the cabin Cool But Zuch’s crafty, this pandemic won’t stop him y’all His Covid test is the dipstick from a Honda and a bag of cotton balls this is fire Those sinuses gotta leave scientists stunned in amazement One use of a Neti Pot and his nasal drip’s flooding the basement Cool And while that nose is HUGE... We’ve all clowned it previously One walk across a bridge that size, and I’d drop 50 pounds immediately Lol Short and sweet from both and a great read. Both basically stuck to one topic which was expected. Both had some cool flips on kinda played concepts (bridge/gravitate) which I don’t mind if they’re done well.. I’ve got Newton’s law Beads Food group Vaulted ceilings Covid test Bridge I did the old ratings out of 10 and it came out zuch 46 user 45 Beautiful words guys Vote - zuch |
09-11-2020, 06:58 AM | #9 |
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Newtons law
Find ur neck Food group - possibly lotb Ralph solid too Vs Nasal drip Bridge This was weight vs nose.. Honestly wasn’t feeling as much from user. Seemed a bit more far fetched in concepts and didn’t really go for the jugular. Last 2 were pretty damn good but the opener kinda insulting urself style in a jokey way I don’t really fuck with. and then masks descending on plane was kinda a forced joke to me. Idk... Zuch took this for me Vote Zuch |
09-14-2020, 01:52 AM | #10 |
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I’m not gonna go easy on you, it’s a FACT I’m the flyest
I’m going straight for the neck, and thanks to those beads I might actually find it lollll. yes please. You’re a big red planet, I don’t mean to disturb the plot Elon said we’ll land on Mars in 10 years, and it looks like he finally reserved the spot pretty good. For you this is lose/lose, must be your first time on a booze cruise First lime, first cranberry, probably first time touching anything in that food group lmao. Looking like the brother of Sam Tarly, his cousin at most That polo homemade, last time I checked Ralph doesn’t make cloaks lmao overall this verse pretty much cracked me up from start to finish, my favorites were Newton's Laws and the Bead lines. Let’s start with the obvious, fat jokes aren’t amazing to write Not when that nose has SNORTED more weight than I've gained in my life LOL. That nose being big is no opinion, we can make it a fact I mean, this guy pays extra for vaulted ceilings just to lay on his back oh god. the visual. It’s ridiculous, and it can suck air from men in such fashion... That one sneeze on an airplane, and every mask descends in the cabin this one is funny but kinda iffy. But Zuch’s crafty, this pandemic won’t stop him y’all His Covid test is the dipstick from a Honda and a bag of cotton balls lol just like the vaulted ceilings. the visual of the exageration cracks me up. Those sinuses gotta leave scientists stunned in amazement One use of a Neti Pot and his nasal drip’s flooding the basement same as above. And while that nose is HUGE... We’ve all clowned it previously One walk across a bridge that size, and I’d drop 50 pounds immediately dead. well, User, you came with some absolutely hilarious and creative lines. The vaulted ceilings, honda dipstick, and your opener and closer were really really well done IMO. The only one I didn't really like alot was the Airplane line. I could see this going either way, and I'm not remotely exaggerating, Zuch lit it up with the funnies, and had some creative twists on the regular User fat lines. But to me, User hit it on the Nose, and also the combos of making fun of his weight and dissing Zuch did it for me. vote/User |
09-14-2020, 03:31 PM | #11 |
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This was close and I could break it down a lot more
But I’m not going to I have Zuchie with one more quotable. Basically I have his first three bars and almost the closer Up against Opener, Covid test and the closing(lotb) So even in quotables and then one more almost from zuch That has me leaning toward Zuch I really want to vote for user too, because @Amen is a major major faggot But still, I must V/zuch |
09-15-2020, 12:37 AM | #12 |
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My favorite line was; 'That nose being big is no opinion, we can make it a fact I mean, this guy pays extra for vaulted ceilings just to lay on his back' though. |
09-15-2020, 10:01 AM | #13 |
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That’s a lot of mass, and those are some ruthless paws
Women gravitate towards you, everything does, that’s Newton’s Law Christ you’re large, straight out the cattle sector You’re hovering just above 500, and I’m not talking bout your battle record For you this is lose/lose, must be your first time on a booze cruise First lime, first cranberry, probably first time touching anything in that food group Vs Let’s start with the obvious, fat jokes aren’t amazing to write Not when that nose has SNORTED more weight than I've gained in my life But Zuch’s crafty, this pandemic won’t stop him y’all His Covid test is the dipstick from a Honda and a bag of cotton balls Those sinuses gotta leave scientists stunned in amazement One use of a Neti Pot and his nasal drip’s flooding the basement LMAO @ Hi Jamie Fun read and pretty dope battle....tough call as I have it tied in standouts, and no one had a bad bar per se.... respect User for going hard at the nose angle, but Zuch has my two fave bars of the battle with Newton and the 500 battle avg lines, so he edges it for me Good stuff fellas I got Zuch by a hair
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09-15-2020, 11:15 AM | #14 |
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That’s a lot of mass, and those are some ruthless paws
Women gravitate towards you, everything does, that’s Newton’s Law lold Christ you’re large, straight out the cattle sector You’re hovering just above 500, and I’m not talking bout your battle record decent I’m not gonna go easy on you, it’s a FACT I’m the flyest I’m going straight for the neck, and thanks to those beads I might actually find it loll You’re a big red planet, I don’t mean to disturb the plot Elon said we’ll land on Mars in 10 years, and it looks like he finally reserved the spot yeahish For you this is lose/lose, must be your first time on a booze cruise First lime, first cranberry, probably first time touching anything in that food group okk Looking like the brother of Sam Tarly, his cousin at most That polo homemade, last time I checked Ralph doesn’t make cloaks cool vs. Let’s start with the obvious, fat jokes aren’t amazing to write Not when that nose has SNORTED more weight than I've gained in my life lmao That nose being big is no opinion, we can make it a fact I mean, this guy pays extra for vaulted ceilings just to lay on his back cool It’s ridiculous, and it can suck air from men in such fashion... That one sneeze on an airplane, and every mask descends in the cabin rofl But Zuch’s crafty, this pandemic won’t stop him y’all His Covid test is the dipstick from a Honda and a bag of cotton balls lol Those sinuses gotta leave scientists stunned in amazement One use of a Neti Pot and his nasal drip’s flooding the basement lol And while that nose is HUGE... We’ve all clowned it previously One walk across a bridge that size, and I’d drop 50 pounds immediately okish nose vs fat lines battle here.. very tight and tough call so it's more like a preference.. but I'm going with username, when I read zuch verse i thought he won but username came pretty dope too |
09-15-2020, 01:11 PM | #15 |
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zuch came good.. nothing crazy popped up just overall solid jabs with fat jokes..
user was a little less consistent but threw some hooks in their.. snorted was ok then vaulted ceilings was a funny visual.. cabin, covid and neti pot hitt.. closer was ehh ok v user by a ginger hair
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09-15-2020, 06:55 PM | #16 |
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Re read the battle and i still think Zuch edged it
Submitting my second vote for Zuch
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09-15-2020, 07:06 PM | #17 |
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yo i got yall with a vote. i don't do this so feel honored.
zuch's beads line was fire to me. food group. another highlight. i thought it was all good tho i mean i dunno the closer was the weakest to me. im thinking im missing something but i dunno. sam tarly is the man. i don't know if he has a cousin ralph so i don't think thats it. i think its just the they don't make polo's that big so it must be a cloak or something. i kinda wanna kill myself for putting myself through voting on a text battle and trying to find some gay hidden meaning that probably isnt there and its just a ha your fat and its not a polo its a giant piece of fabric draped on you line. but word. solid verse tho.. users opener was solid. the plane cabin shit. solid closer too. whole verse wasn't bad. ima be real i wasn't wowed by either tbh. it was fat jokes vs. nose jokes. i didn't hate any of the lines from either, both were pretty good throughout. maybe no ones voting cuz its pretty close in my eyes i dunno. i don't want to do it cuz i feel like he's won too much here but i think ima go with zuch. the couple lines of his that stood out i enjoyed more than the couple lines from user. but did i tho? i also disliked his closer the most out of every line in the battle. hmm. maybe i'll vote user. zuch does have a big ass nose fr. but user does seem fairly fat. vote- des
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09-16-2020, 12:26 AM | #18 |
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Zuch had:
The opener Battle record Food group Closer was kinda hitting User: Closer Vaulted ceilings Thought you guys kinda got one dimensional and turned this into a fat jokes vs nose jokes battle, in that case I thought Zuch had some more hits to me. This was a great match fitting for a semis V/Zuch |
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