08-31-2020, 08:45 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Location: PA
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Playoff round 1 PIC ROAST
Meet Mediocrity aka Clayton
Lines: 10 max Due: Saturday, 9/5 at midnight PST. Verses can be edited until due date/time. Open to anyone, but you must vote in playoff battles to be considered for the win. Winner gets 'NPL Roast' under their champed @Zuchiefiasco @Wanderer @evaD @Bomb Bard @Resin M-I-C @Destroyer @UserName @FGR @Mac @Adverse |
09-01-2020, 03:38 AM | #2 |
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Im sorry mother I know I’ve wronged
But did you have to make my Jadakiss birthday cake out of blancmange? Ima title that haircut the ‘what Tyson dealt Evander’ Asked for a super low fade and got shaped up with a belt sander When it comes to beard volume yo this guy dont fuck around If the hairs on his neck stood up then all five of them would touch the ground Posing all hard.. we can see ur not boy Punch either one of those cheeks n it’ll make the same noise as a dog toy Even a posting a pic is ballsy, you know why? He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen with Bell’s palsy on both sides Last edited by evaD; 09-04-2020 at 04:41 PM. |
09-01-2020, 09:20 AM | #3 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Whoooo..
The way you blurt obscenities, probably left others straight up embarrassed Like “u kiss ur mother with that mouth?” the way his lips stained that’s apparent Always running his mouth, but we’ll never see him get the chrome clip n load it Makes sense dude Barc Bigger than his bite - he looks like a bloated Cronus Even though I really doubt anyone’s ever said dude’s the tightest and his flow fresh You’d have to be careful swellin that melon, he already has elephantitis in his forehead Do a push-up fam, I haven’t seen a sadder physique, I’ma batter this geek And dude’s like “wait...did you say batter?” He brings a fork and a platter to EAT You can tell winter is coming the way my guy storing fat in his cheeks I guess time really does fly, we just watched Quiz’s son grow up in a matter of weeks |
09-04-2020, 04:11 PM | #4 |
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U don’t intimidate holders my son. Nobody gon’ fold at this bum
Funny they call u Clay coz it look like ur face been moulded from some anyone judging u says ur a noob to fuckin dismantle Had to stand beside that wall just to be huge in front of a panel Those lobes are truly massive so dont’ think this guy so fortunate If a piercer asks him where he wants ear studs he’s gotta provide co-ordinates I’m so smooth with women, get em wet by going down to begin Ur face always in the muff too cos u carry that vagina around on ur chin Ur tough background is fake. S’why if u hate this kid it’s fine Only astronomical history was Neil Armstrong landing on his face in 69 Last edited by Wanderer; 09-04-2020 at 11:31 PM. |
09-04-2020, 07:53 PM | #5 |
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what is this fool tryin to be? acting up all mean
of course he's a Rockstar G; dressed up as Bully for halloween u cant really aspire much in life suka ironic he preaches Mediocrity and got the lobes of buddha I admire ur conviction but u cannot fight the extra chromosome went chin up to the PD academy n brought barbed wires back home |
09-04-2020, 10:43 PM | #6 |
Razor-thin derision
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his street cred seems more blurry. Who is that?
Sure, you love Chinese takeout. But why are u a Manchurian sewer rat Your eyes say 'dad never loved me and I never got any presents' but your right cheek says 'mom hit me with a scalding frying pan when I was 7' Dressed like a wannabe thug in high school. Look, cuzz. You're not hard! The school principal wrung your ears so much it nearly took off the top parts it's GTA Vice City all over again in my town, we chase down rookies You escape? U don't even believe in Miracles, that's nearly insane. Clown, pussy. Kid's a lesbo. No more drag-racing until this shit is settled Split this fellow - dude looks like a more plump Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal |
09-04-2020, 10:55 PM | #7 |
~*¡c0ck~0f-d4+w@Lk!*~
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My team some GOATS & we all ball
U look like a bloated ass Paul Wall |
09-05-2020, 10:06 AM | #8 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
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