Wanderer vs Mac - WANDERER WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 8/20 at Midnight PST
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@Wanderer @Mac

[Wanderer]

[Wanderer]

[UPN Zuch]

Let me write this one

[Mac]

10 lines bud

[Sharp]

@Mac I have wanderer's 10

[Mac]

ext

[Mac]

@uh-oh would feel betrayed, that kush's the worst grade
weed drives my mind high but yours about to fly on a parade
Wanderer's a mutant and Netflix gonna picture this tragedy
cuz ur forehead casts enough shade to get into the Umbrella academy
this faggot tries to look manfully but its helpless
your hairface is in such crisis its now outsourcing to the pelvis
this brit wont get far in love with all those red flags
he likes girls how he likes his coffee. He doesn't. He likes teabags
after all has been said you'll have to play dead
i'll make you endure more pain than your mother giving birth to that head

[Sharp]

Wanderer's Verse



I know u not recognised. ur the wackest head on the scene
But u DO deserve an accomp for winning that battle to get in ur jeans
If ur trespassing that background shows what ur future amounts to, twat
Nothing says I’m getting raped in jail more than a prison window & shower cap
I picture religion in ur life.. it’s hardly a guess, g
Ur hair looks like an illustration to Moses parting the Red Sea
Yo if ur building an extension I’ve got a tip I’m dying to share
Use some surface area from ur chin to fit every kitchen appliance in there
Sends dick pics but when it come to chicks u are NOT desired
This wouldn’t be the first time u were left holding ur pipe with crossed wires

[Adverse]

Honestly don’t think Mac did much here, had some ideas but didn’t execute, I will give umbrella academy some love though that was decent, felt rushed otherwise though

I dig Wand’s opener, surface area and crossed wires he just outboxed MAC with consistency here, decent battle

V/Wand

[UPN Zuch]

Umbrella academy
Teabags, barely. Such a lazy rhyme scheme on a good concept

Vs

Jean battle

Good little battle here

I’m going mac

[evaD]

Umbrella academy
Outsourcing
Teabags

Jeans
Chin
Red Sea

This was a good read, two short verses with some funny disses. Mac had some bangers with outsourcing and teabag but also a couple misses. Wand had consistent good lines but a couple could’ve been harder hitting. Mac had higher highs and Wand had more consistency. I’ll give it to Wanderer because you can’t have any misses if ur going 10

Vote - Wanderer

[UserName]

Mac -
@uh-oh would feel betrayed, that kush's the worst grade
weed drives my mind high but yours about to fly on a parade
Wanderer's a mutant and Netflix gonna picture this tragedy
cuz ur forehead casts enough shade to get into the Umbrella academy
this brit wont get far in love with all those red flags
he likes girls how he likes his coffee. He doesn't. He likes teabags

"drives my mind high" is really weird wording, but I liked the concept enough to quote it. I actually did something similar last week against Top w/ a Macy's float line. Umbrella Academy made me lol, coffee line was borderline hilarious too. Cool, short verse this week.

Wand -

I know u not recognised. ur the wackest head on the scene
But u DO deserve an accomp for winning that battle to get in ur jeans
Yo if ur building an extension I’ve got a tip I’m dying to share
Use some surface area from ur chin to fit every kitchen appliance in there

Solid. Opener was funny, surface area could've been a bit better, but it was still good as it is.

Giving the edge slightly to Mac here - I had it essentially tied and this was going to take me a bit longer to review for a winner, but I liked his opener enough to include it. Wand, just not enough this time bud. This is the problem with these short pic battles, every. single. line. counts. The margin for error is so small that merely not having AS MANY quotables gives you a loss. Still, very cool battle between two guys I could see battling for the champ match in the next picture league.

V - Mac

[Sharp]

would feel betrayed, that kush's the worst grade
weed drives my mind high but yours about to fly on a parade
I'm not sure what you're getting at here. If you're calling his head big enough to be a parade balloon, it's a hilarious idea but the connection is so lost I can only guess. Worst grade/parade isn't a great rhyme either. It's basically just grade/rade
Wanderer's a mutant and Netflix gonna picture this tragedy
cuz ur forehead casts enough shade to get into the Umbrella academy
ignoring that the umbrella academy isn't literally a school for umbrellas, there's definitely a solid concept in his head throwing shade. I think the umbrella academy route was trying to do too much but coming up short
this faggot tries to look manfully but its helpless
your hairface is in such crisis its now outsourcing to the pelvis
manfully and hairface arent words. Think you meant 'manly' 'facial hair'. Creative way to say they look like pubes though. Execution wasn't doing it for me
this brit wont get far in love with all those red flags
he likes girls how he likes his coffee. He doesn't. He likes teabags
lol. Little cheesy but def funny. End rhyme could have been better
after all has been said you'll have to play dead
i'll make you endure more pain than your mother giving birth to that head
pretty old big head joke at its heart. Nothing crazy. Could probably have tried for a little wordplay with this, even if it was 'I'll make this pussy feel so much pain you'd think it's his mom's giving birth to him all over again' (but actually worded well)




I know u not recognised. ur the wackest head on the scene
But u DO deserve an accomp for winning that battle to get in ur jeans
light, but okay
If ur trespassing that background shows what ur future amounts to, twat
Nothing says I’m getting raped in jail more than a prison window & shower cap
okay
I picture religion in ur life.. it’s hardly a guess, g
Ur hair looks like an illustration to Moses parting the Red Sea
dope concept, not crazy abt the execution
Yo if ur building an extension I’ve got a tip I’m dying to share
Use some surface area from ur chin to fit every kitchen appliance in there
not great wording
Sends dick pics but when it come to chicks u are NOT desired
This wouldn’t be the first time u were left holding ur pipe with crossed wires
simple, but works

I have Wanderer with a few more hits. Good stuff though guys

V/Wanderer

[Destroyer]

I got umbrella academy and teabags
Vs
Opener, crossed wires

this was close, but not in the good way
I have wand on slightly higher consistency

V/wand

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[Resin M-I-C]

parade missed
dont know if there were layers to this punch cuz i dont know umbrella academy but i still like it
hairface lol nah
old joke, teabags was a funny route tho
birth pain was ok

vs

jeans accomp hit
prison was light
didnt like red sea
kitchen appliance was random
i musta missed something on crossed wires

2 decent lines vs lotb with jeans accomp..

cointoss.. v wanderer