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08-03-2020, 09:03 PM
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Contender Match: evaD 3-0 vs Bomb Bard 3-2 - DAVE WINS
Netcees Pic League Min: 10 Lines Max: 16 Lines Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree Due Thursday, 8/6 at Midnight PST For everything else, check the Rules Thread @evaD @Bomb Bard you figure out pics
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08-04-2020, 03:04 PM
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08-04-2020, 05:44 PM
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08-04-2020, 05:51 PM
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Lol ofc
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08-04-2020, 06:16 PM
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08-06-2020, 05:09 PM
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Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it? The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up |
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08-07-2020, 10:29 PM
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Bomb Bard's verse Quote:
Faggot... Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler” W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head 3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake
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08-08-2020, 01:44 AM
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Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three Lol cool opener Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it? The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it Yeh ok You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot Nah too simple and doesn’t work so well We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack LOL nice This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf That’s clever, ok Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales Not really feeling I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up This is ok Vs Bomb Bard's verse Faggot... Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler” It’s ok W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis Kinda funny but not too hard imo These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks Lol good Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head Lol ok 3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing Yeh it’s ok... a little bland Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper Not overly feeling This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake It’s ok at best.. not overly keen Cool battle. Fuck with both styles. I’ve got Dave with harder hits Vote evaD |
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08-09-2020, 02:07 PM
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Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it? The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales vs. These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head 3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing BB put up a fight, but Evad was ON Almost everything was a quotable, damn near a perfect verse Evad wins |
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08-09-2020, 05:49 PM
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Bottom dweller
Tidal shot Perjury The rest was pretty cool Vs Nails Snowflake Dave has more comedy here and his shit was smoother. More quotables too Vote Dave
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08-09-2020, 08:34 PM
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Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf Bomb - W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake Kind of a landslide for Dave here. I thought he was all around wittier, used the pic more creatively, and just was overall more entertaining. Bard had the Elvis line and to a lesser degree the Snowflake line, but everything else felt like he was grasping at straws. V - Dave
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08-10-2020, 11:36 AM
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@Mac @Blue Bayou this one's screaming for a vote
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08-10-2020, 11:48 AM
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Repetitive photos are an etiquette no-no, but I ain’t vexed about it b
Predicted a pic with a hideous bottom dweller, I just didn’t expect there to be three cool Beer logo swim shorts? That swag is hardly loud is it? The only Red Stripe you’ll see on my trunks.. after I drag his carcass out of it okk You a stepping stone to me being champ, ima take my rightful spot This pic of you posing by the ocean’s your only chance of a tidal shot cool We know he won’t drop some fire.. man this slob is just a hack Not only is he the shape of my washer/dryer, that’s also his job at the Lobster Shack haha nice This overgrown baby getting tail? Please try another joke They could make perjury totally legal and girls wouldn’t lie under this oaf not hard hitting Washed up beach bum.. he’s on the rocks w/ all these fails Next you’ll see him try and release the kraken.. have a coughing fit as he exhales fire concept I’m not tryna make a splash here but I’m ready to hurl slugs And have Bomb live up to his name when he enters that water all curled up okk vs. Faggot... Im’a mop the floor w/this pussy, nothin u drop matters sir Errything in this bathroom couldn’t “Clean” ur style enough to considered U a “Top Battler” not feeling this W/this Rock im’a King! Gotta full clip that’ll wreck ur pelvis Zuch meant clean ur look up... Not pose in the shower dressed as Elvis okk cool These fists’ll shatter ur body cos U frail n weak If you sharp w/the hands? It’s because you haven’t cut ur nails in weeks ok could have been more creative Quick bars I let rain on U! Punch till this cowards dead U never being Clean Off The Top has nothing to do w/how U taller than that shower head decent 3-0 but never blossom here. No bar from this nerd is scaring Cos once I’m done we’ll see more Flowers on his body than that shirt he’s wearing okk Have U seein stars if we fist fighting... no way this kid quicker Fast 1-2’ll have this fag on his back thinkin he’s seeing the Big Dipper not feeling this reference This stick an animal.. so no way this bro safe No matter how hard he try to look like Ace Ventura there’s no saving this Snowflake haha nice lol'd @ spree's lobster pics no big big impressions from both I think both used low hanging fruits with simple wording, both had very cool and fire concepts but lacked a sting. However I consider its a great battle and very very close but I have Dave here on a landslide.. but tbh it could go either way |
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