09-16-2020, 08:45 PM | #1 |
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09-16-2020, 08:51 PM | #2 |
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So the Final is dave v zuch? I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy And if you think that haircuts fire you’re in denial Shits had more frantic left swipes than you’re entire tinder bio Was leg day on a leap year? You ain’t hittin the racks, weasel Only time he’s ever clean and jerked was cooking chicken for black people If we throw hands could zuchie see me? I’m thinking prolly not candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop That dress sense is the most shocking thing I’ve seen yet Im just surprised you can physically pull on a top that isn’t a v-neck That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5 Cleaned house with every battle, zuch the only one left in the room So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom |
09-21-2020, 11:20 AM | #5 |
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Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn |
09-23-2020, 05:11 PM | #6 |
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I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5 Zuch: Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k I got Zuch here. Dave had some fire, the yeezy line was dope af. Zuch was just straight clowning towards the end, aside from his closer it seemed like he was firing off hit after hit there for a while. Nice battle though boys, love you both. See you next season. V - Zuch
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09-24-2020, 07:45 AM | #8 |
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Dave had lotb with the yeezy bar
45 in the face was cold tho A lot of bars didn’t sting but I imagine u guys are fatigued Zuchs legs legit two chopsticks yikes Good battle Vote tie
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09-24-2020, 02:24 PM | #9 |
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So the Final is dave v zuch? I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy ^ kinda heard this idea before also wasn’t really a direct drag on the picture, but it’s okay not a great opener And if you think that haircuts fire you’re in denial Shits had more frantic left swipes than you’re entire tinder bio ^ lol I liked this Was leg day on a leap year? You ain’t hittin the racks, weasel Only time he’s ever clean and jerked was cooking chicken for black people ^ ehh okay If we throw hands could zuchie see me? I’m thinking prolly not candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop ^ could have been worded better but haha funny concept That dress sense is the most shocking thing I’ve seen yet Im just surprised you can physically pull on a top that isn’t a v-neck ^ think this was a mistype but didn’t hit to me either way tbh That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy ^ lmao kinda long winded but good The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5 ^ haha okay now cool Cleaned house with every battle, zuch the only one left in the room So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom ^ it’s okay could have been a little more ferocious here but decent Zuch: Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys ^ lmao get the obvious angle outta the way first cool correlation You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie ^ had to google so took a little bit of sting away but okay As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric ^ think somebody did the bulb nose angle recently (user?) but not to this affect great bar Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril ^ ehhh didn’t really hit for me rhyme for iffy Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy ^ lol ok How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face ^ ehh concept is kinda old imo That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k ^ lol okay again That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn ^ ehh wasn’t feeling too much like Dave should have come harder to close While I agree with Hush that some stuff wasn’t hitting there was a lot that did and this was a fun finale. In my humble opinion it goes to the person who got a few more jabs in which I think was Zuch. Dope battle props to you two two of my favorites doing it. One love V/Zuch |
09-25-2020, 12:45 AM | #10 |
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You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy I like that one candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop thats alright, nothing special though So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom ok I guess evaD --- To me your shit was really hit and miss... much more so miss, to be a champ match and shit I would've expected a lot more. The Ren and Stimpy line with the set up with Ren from NWA was your best.. but eehh. Ya shit wasn't bad but it wasn't anything special at all, seemed more like a quick forced freestyle. but on to the next. Maybe his won't be great either. Zuch ---- Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys lmfao.... nice I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric thats ok Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council that set up to your punch calling him crack sparrow as a lot funnier than your actual punchline, but still. I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face thats not super witty.. but damn he does look pretty old You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k hahah So those are the highlights IMO.... both did alright neither were over the top dope all time remarkable or anything. But for sure in my opinion Zuch handily took this one, he was way wittier. Vote --- Zuch fa show
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09-25-2020, 04:29 PM | #11 |
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Dave .
Opener was ok but came off a bit unwieldy for me. The wording Left swipes is ok Clean n jerked was ass Lollipop was cool but implying someone is weak to lift up a lollipop kindacornu to me . I like the concept tho . Ok V neck ok Yeesys was a banger tho Conceptually the chinos line was eh but the wording was masterful . Really drove that one . Not great but a good bar Sweep / resemble a broom . Eww. Ancient Zuchie Opener was an interesting observation . I can kinda see it lmso . Effective open Alpha dog . I don’t even remember enough to care . One of those things where one of your audience members barely remembers your reference . It happens . Someone else will understand it General Electric was dumb but it works . His shit do look like a hell lol . Ok .. Right nostril was a no . Just underwhelming Colt LMAOOOO here we go Last 4 were .. hmm . 56 k was ok But closer was a regular degulsr observation n not even a clever one Hold up Yeah according to my breakdown 2 quotes each 3 oks for Dave 2 for Zuch ? I got Dave by the tiniest margin V/ Dave
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09-25-2020, 05:09 PM | #12 |
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09-25-2020, 06:51 PM | #13 |
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too close to call.. need a one off playoff.. best bar wins
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09-25-2020, 10:53 PM | #16 |
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So the Final is dave v zuch?
I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy setup is beyond clean. Punch wording is stretched out and delivery is bland. Punch itself is cool And if you think that haircuts fire you’re in denial Shits had more frantic left swipes than you’re entire tinder bio your*. Bad grammar stands out. Delivery here is okay, but a pretty commonly done style Was leg day on a leap year? You ain’t hittin the racks, weasel Only time he’s ever clean and jerked was cooking chicken for black people setup again better than punch If we throw hands could zuchie see me? I’m thinking prolly not candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop okay That dress sense is the most shocking thing I’ve seen yet Im just surprised you can physically pull on a top that isn’t a v-neck lol. Wording still feels weird at 'physically pull on a top' That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy lol nice. Fav so far The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5 lmao new favorite bar. Solid misdirection. Funny bar Cleaned house with every battle, zuch the only one left in the room So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom meh Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys lol You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie had to google. Works, but lost the visceral punch effect since I didn't get it right away As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric lol cool Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril okay Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy not in love with the wording but fuck with the punch How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face almost there for me That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k lol That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn Meh Close. Really equal in consistency with how many hit, quality of punches. Liking how even this is. Could go either way but Dave had two of my three favorite bars. V/evaD |
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Basically I have dave here
It came down to scurvy vs yeezy to me Yeezy was lotb and I think Dave just edged it with that. Also. Peter Pan punches? Lost boys? hook? Nah, that shit may fly in the first battle of the season, but not the last , knowehafimsayin? Anyway, truly barc is a faggot, but I have Dave. V/dave |
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Ren funny
Seen a lot of swipe/tinder lines over the years.. diss is light and doesn't feel fresh Clean and jerk solid/okay for a leg attack Not feeling lollipop, falls flat to me Vneck is jokes if it's the nose diss I think it is ...could've been set up and tied better Yeezy lol, dope Share your genes was cool Closer bad / esque Vs Captain hook lol solid Aloha Dog is fire to me, I really like the reference , setup carried the bar well GE haha, pretty good observation Nostril meh Scurvy lolish, dece reference bar 45 in the face is dooope 5G speed / 56k was clever.... cool Trim job nah, seems to wash or something. Cool battle and good seasons fellas ...both had cool concepts throughout but I think Zuch was a bit more consistent do he gets my vote
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So the Final is dave v zuch?
I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy lol pretty accurate And if you think that haircuts fire you’re in denial Shits had more frantic left swipes than you’re entire tinder bio eehh ok Was leg day on a leap year? You ain’t hittin the racks, weasel Only time he’s ever clean and jerked was cooking chicken for black people not getting this lol If we throw hands could zuchie see me? I’m thinking prolly not candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop okk could have been executed better That dress sense is the most shocking thing I’ve seen yet Im just surprised you can physically pull on a top that isn’t a v-neck ok That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy cool The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5 nah Cleaned house with every battle, zuch the only one left in the room So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom ok vs. Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys ok You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie ok As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric lmaoo Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril cool Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy nah How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face good shit That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k nahh That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn nahh first of all props to both for getting to finals, well deserved spots. This was pretty tight with equal amount of misses and equal amount of punchlines but honestly zuch had the colt and the general electric line which gave him a slight edge over Dave. good shit, seen Dave come better agaisnt weaker opponents so I'm going to assume its the burnout from the whole season, plus he won that show and something tourney which is cool |
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